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Me and my best friend Amanda are really close. We do everything together. We go everywhere together. We would talk on the phone for 4-7 hours everyday. We were inseparable. That is until one day...

 

XD I can't take the rest of the post seriously because you opened it like a movie trailer.

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Convince her to get emancipated and then get a job.

 

AND THEN MOVE IN WITH HER AFTER YOU GET EMANCIPATED.

 

^ ^

2 really close male and female friends living together. Why would cassie not be happy? :#333333333333333333333

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Emos and their emo problems. Just make amends. I'm sure the dad is over it by now. =/

 

Also....

 

4-7 hours everyday is wayyyy to long. Find a hobby. ;)

 

I never said I was at home talking to her :3

 

Touche. Well played my good man.

 

Just bring a gun with you.

But her dad is teh second bozz and i dun haz teh bfg. D':

 

Get one. Then shoot 'em up.

 

Simple as that. =P

But he has 1000 hp and teh bfg only does 300 and blast D:

 

I need teh lolcano gun.

 

Get some lolpotionz or some lolpheonix downz. Then enlist one of the following 3 highly overated people:

 

Sephiroth

Chuck Norris

The Teletubbies

 

 

Seriously though, even though you're kidding, gunz won't solve shiz. Just call him from your house, do the apology, then if he wants to kill you, go to a place nearby with some adultz or witnessez.

 

I hope my advice won't get u killed. Or call him when your legal guardian is home.

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Convince her to get emancipated and then get a job.

 

AND THEN MOVE IN WITH HER AFTER YOU GET EMANCIPATED.

 

^ ^

2 really close male and female friends living together. Why would cassie not be happy? :#333333333333333333333

 

Cassie could move in too.

 

Have you ever heard of the term Ménage à Trois?

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Convince her to get emancipated and then get a job.

 

AND THEN MOVE IN WITH HER AFTER YOU GET EMANCIPATED.

 

^ ^

2 really close male and female friends living together. Why would cassie not be happy? :#333333333333333333333

 

Cassie could move in too.

 

Have you ever heard of the term Ménage à Trois?

 

nope

 

:3

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Convince her to get emancipated and then get a job.

 

AND THEN MOVE IN WITH HER AFTER YOU GET EMANCIPATED.

 

^ ^

2 really close male and female friends living together. Why would cassie not be happy? :#333333333333333333333

 

Cassie could move in too.

 

Have you ever heard of the term Ménage à Trois?

 

nope

 

:3

The French phrase ménage (household), à (of), trois (three) literally translates as "household of three." Simply put, a ménage à trois is a romantic relationship in which three people, such as a married couple and a lover, live together and have sexual relations.

 

 

;D

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Convince her to get emancipated and then get a job.

 

AND THEN MOVE IN WITH HER AFTER YOU GET EMANCIPATED.

 

^ ^

2 really close male and female friends living together. Why would cassie not be happy? :#333333333333333333333

 

Cassie could move in too.

 

Have you ever heard of the term Ménage à Trois?

 

nope

 

:3

The French phrase ménage (household)' date=' à (of), trois (three) literally translates as "household of three." Simply put, a ménage à trois is a romantic relationship in which three people, such as a married couple and a lover, live together and have sexual relations.

 

 

;D

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oh dear.

 

I think i am going to have a good childhood.

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Convince her to get emancipated and then get a job.

 

AND THEN MOVE IN WITH HER AFTER YOU GET EMANCIPATED.

 

^ ^

2 really close male and female friends living together. Why would cassie not be happy? :#333333333333333333333

 

Cassie could move in too.

 

Have you ever heard of the term Ménage à Trois?

 

nope

 

:3

The French phrase ménage (household)' date=' à (of), trois (three) literally translates as "household of three." Simply put, a ménage à trois is a romantic relationship in which three people, such as a married couple and a lover, live together and have sexual relations.

 

 

;D

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oh dear.

 

I think i am going to have a good childhood.

 

Yeah, you're going to have sex with 2 girls at once, both will get pregnant, and the dad's going to find out and REALLY kill you. I don't mean hurt you, or mame you, KILL you.

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Convince her to get emancipated and then get a job.

 

AND THEN MOVE IN WITH HER AFTER YOU GET EMANCIPATED.

 

^ ^

2 really close male and female friends living together. Why would cassie not be happy? :#333333333333333333333

 

Cassie could move in too.

 

Have you ever heard of the term Ménage à Trois?

 

nope

 

:3

The French phrase ménage (household)' date=' à (of), trois (three) literally translates as "household of three." Simply put, a ménage à trois is a romantic relationship in which three people, such as a married couple and a lover, live together and have sexual relations.

 

 

;D

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oh dear.

 

I think i am going to have a good childhood.

 

Yeah, you're going to have sex with 2 girls at once, both will get pregnant, and the dad's going to find out and REALLY kill you. I don't mean hurt you, or mame you, KILL you.

 

You do know whats that called right?

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I dunno.

 

*cries*

 

You should've read my post about where you call the police ahead of time incase he wants to kill you' date=' call him, well thought out apology, then he comes over and runs into police.

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Then teh police with be liek

 

Freeze bish.

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