High-Orbit Cronoton Missile Launcher

[Neutrality Man]

Just something I came up with in a discussion about AT&T's block on /b/. Anonymous, if you see this, Private message me for the firing code.

 

[spoiler=Bullcrap weapon description]Cronoton Missiles are loaded with highly unstable cronoton particles. The particles are released upon impact, and the molecular structure of the immediate 2 mile radius from the impact point is either

A: Aged into dust

B1: If biological, regressed into an infant, but retains all motor skills and cognitive functions.

B2: If not, reverted to earliest state (Rusted steel returns to ore).