Cyber Altair Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Once upon a time,In a land very far,Lived a badass,Who's name was Altair. He had all the hoes,and trolled all the way,Until one day,he met YCMaker. He was like whatever,And YCMaker was angry,"GTFO of my forums" he yelled,at took out the banhammer. Altair was alright,His sword shined,As he slashed it all the way,Left and right, Left and Right. Than YCMaker ran away,Like a little girl scared,Cursing throughout the way,"Damn you Altair". Out came Gold,Giving the kingdom a hot skin,And with a bang came OMGAKITTY,In the Catbus, In the Catbus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Once upon a timeI ate a sour limeGot bored of this all rhymeAnd had to pay a fine Please... stop with the poems ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Epic poem.But only because I was mentioned. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Altair Altair Altair......you make poems too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Poems do not have to rhyme, amirite? I like this line: In a catbus, in a catbus. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 It's craptastic, but you get an A for effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted August 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 It's craptastic' date=' but you get an A for effort.[/quote'] Make it an A+ and I'll let the remark pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 I was kind of hoping for Bel-Air. damn straight, in a catbus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 You forgot to mention that this epic battle was fought on a children's card game forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Than YCMaker ran away,Like a little girl scared,Cursing throughout the way,"Damn you Altair". I think these lines alone make this poem so epic. Also, god damnit, another freaking poem. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted August 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 This isn't a poem, it's a masterpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Your title says "BEST POEM EVAH", so that led me to believe it was a poem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted August 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 That's so noobs don't realize how awesome it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Your title says "BEST POEM EVAH"' date=' so that led me to believe it was a poem.[/quote'] Win.Bad poem is bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 But if you are saying its the best poem ever, wouldn't noobs become curious and enter this thread, and then by reading your post learn it was a masterpiece? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 ^ If it WAS a masterpiece, wich it isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 But if it wasn't a masterpiece, why would he post that it was in fact a masterpiece? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 O.o; and i though my poem was bad... this is worse i mean wow.. it has... well it's unique.. that for sure.. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted August 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 But if it wasn't a masterpiece' date=' why would he post that it was in fact a masterpiece?[/quote'] Cuz he's a troll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 [align=center]lrn2readprofilezgaiz Troll queen of YCM! Git it straight, dawg.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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