Can Force_Flex have a poemz 2?

[Force_Flex]

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Now, this is a story all about how

A forum got nub-taken upside down

And I liked to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how YCM if you'd sit in that chair

 

In da intornetz born and raised

On the forumz was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' trollin' like-a fool

And all shootin some nubcakes outside of the school

When a couple of nubs

Who were up to no good

Startin making spam posts in my section foo'

I got one little ban and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in a dog's hair'

 

I whistled for a crab and when it came near

The license plate said Wilford Brimley and it had helmet in the mirror

If anything I can say this crab is rare

But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes reps no fair!'

 

I pulled up to the 'puter about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the crabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as ADMINZ of Wai See Em.

 

 

 

Yes, yes, I know, it's craptastic...[/align]

[Willieh]

This has been done before. D:

[Force_Flex]

[align=center]D: Oh noez!

But mine was extra craptastic! Do I win anything?[/align]

[Willieh]

[align=center]D: Oh noez!

But mine was extra craptastic! Do I win anything?[/align]

 

A congratulatory hand-shake?

[Dark]

You cannot be born inside of the internet.

 

EDIT: Did you say you were human in the poem? If not, the above line is void.

[Dweller of Parables]

Insert a "u ph@1L at teh intern3t" here. Oh, done.

[OMGAKITTY]

"I'll tell you how YCM if you'd sit in that chair"

 

I stopped reading.