ThaJuceman Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Well I Know Everyone Hears How Criminals These Days, Commit Crimes & Get Caught Because They Did Something Stupid. So heres a thread where u can post Stupid Criminal Stoires/Comment/Flame these Idiots. Have Fun.. There’s a great line from the movie “Wall Street,” “The main thing about money…is that it makes you do things you don’t want to do.” Oliver Stone should have added, “and it don’t make you that much smarter either.” LOS ANGELES – The counterfeit money looked good, but there was one flaw. There’s no such thing as a one billion dollar bill. U.S. Customs agents in California said on Tuesday they had found 250 bogus billion dollar bills while investigating a man charged with currency smuggling. Tekle Zigetta, 45, pleaded guilty to three federal counts of trying to bring cash, phoney bills and a fake $100,000 (57,000 pound) gold certificate into the United States in January. A man tried to pass off a billion dollar bill as real? Doesn’t he know that Enron tried to do the same thing and look what happened to them? I’ve never understood the logic of counterfeit money makes because they eventually get so greedy that they always get caught. This guy creates a billion dollar bill, and tries to use it? Who has change for a billion these days? I have a hard time finding change for the vending machine at the bus station. And how do you trick someone into believing it’s real? The only way to make someone believing it’s truly the billion dollar bill, you’ll have to put George Steinbrenner’s face on it. Well. Have Fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 You really liked that video didnt you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradthecanivingfootlicker Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 You really liked that video didnt you? Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 You really liked that video didnt you? Fail didnt-new word I feel that stupid criminals deserve something more than just injustice ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 You really liked that video didnt you? Fail NOOOOOOOZ You just dont understand my feelings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 You really liked that video didnt you? Fail NOOOOOOOZ You just dont understand my feelings For you:stfugtfoshorten your sig, it is too big and it is an eyesorehave a nice day For the topic:Anyone want to join Jim Bob, Cletus, Moe and Ken in jail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 You really liked that video didnt you? Fail NOOOOOOOZ You just dont understand my feelings For you:stfuKEEP ON TALKINGgtfoSTAY HEREshorten your sig' date=' it is too big and [s']it is an eyesore[/s] so am ihave a nice day Lets stop spamming this thread now please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 You really liked that video didnt you? Fail NOOOOOOOZ You just dont understand my feelings For you:stfuKEEP ON TALKINGgtfoSTAY HEREshorten your sig' date=' it is too big and [s']it is an eyesore[/s] so am ihave a nice day Lets stop spamming this thread now please. lol, noobI'm discussing stupid criminals while telling you to leave. Try it. It's called- /side and /topic So the side was everything above this line. _______________ Topic is below this line. ____________________--Why do people end up like this? Alcohol? Nah...It's something more than that :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Your just not as cool as me. Anyway, they were probably brought up wrong. You know, like Bill Gates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Your just not as cool as me. Anyway' date=' they were probably brought up wrong. You know, like Bill Gates[/quote'] lolololololololololololololololololol. Even though I don't like Dweller very much, he is way cooler than you. @Topic: There was a story similar to that 1 billion dollar bill where I live. But, the guy who was working (A foreigner, most likely from Polland), took the false bill and the guy got away with it. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 lol XD False bills. I heard that one recently.It's funny when they get all paranoid in the middle of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 People are in jail because they're stupid. Their teachers are probably at their schools having a party because that person is in jail.So, because they are stupid now, meant they must have been one serious problem in school. Well, I'm expecting more stuff like this in the near future. So, happy jailing officers. Also-Akoolgie, you're not cooler than Dweller! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Ever heard about the guy who glued himself to the floor in the middle of a robbery? He was just plain STUPID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 couple years ago, I think it was in Indiana, a guy robbed a bank and used a lawnmower as his getaway ride. the chase went on for about 2 min. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaJuceman Posted August 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 People are in jail because they're stupid. Their teachers are probably at their schools having a party because that person is in jail.So' date=' because they are stupid now, meant they must have been one serious problem in school. Well, I'm expecting more stuff like this in the near future. So, happy jailing officers. Also-Akoolgie, you're not cooler than Dweller![/quote'] Well its hard to believe, but there are some smart criminals out there. Ever heard about the guy who glued himself to the floor in the middle of a robbery? He was just plain STUPID. Now lets see...How Can I Describe this.........AHH!! I Got It..FACEPALM......No No.....DOUBLE FACEPALM. couple years ago' date=' I think it was in Indiana, a guy robbed a bank and used a lawnmower as his getaway ride. the chase went on for about 2 min.[/quote'] Im Pretty sure he failed science while he wuz in skool lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 There was this thief who broke into a house, but the owner woke up, so he ran away. The next day, the thief goes back to the same house to apologize for breaking in. Of course, he was immediately reprimanded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 A guy went to the bank to rob and he went up to the lady but he was slightly nervous so he was slow, but the lady was too quick and said; "Hello sir, What can we do for you?". The man was like; "Oh sheet" and he was really nervous, and said; "I would like to take out some money". She replied; "Can I take your Credit Card, Please?". And guess what? The man gave her his Credit Card, and When she took it, he Robbed the bank. And left his Credit Card there. They found him the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaJuceman Posted August 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 There was this thief who broke into a house' date=' but the owner woke up, so he ran away. The next day, the thief goes back to the same house to apologize for breaking in. Of course, he was immediately reprimanded.[/quote'] Lol. There was a similar story.A man broke into this womans house at night gathered up some stuff, but he was tired so he decided to sleep on the couch. He spent the night & when the woman came downstairs, she asked the man what he was doing in her house, & he said "O i was just leaving".He was arrested like an hour latr. A guy went to the bank to rob and he went up to the lady but he was slightly nervous so he was slow' date=' but the lady was too quick and said; "Hello sir, What can we do for you?". The man was like; "Oh s***" and he was really nervous, and said; "I would like to take out some money". She replied; "Can I take your Credit Card, Please?". And guess what? The man gave her his Credit Card, and When she took it, he Robbed the bank. And left his Credit Card there. They found him the next day.[/quote'] I think i've heard bout this one on the news lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uchiha Sasuke XII Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Well,I just think those guys deserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Well' date='I just think those guys deserve it.[/quote'] Common Sense.Anything new? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaJuceman Posted August 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Well' date='I just think those guys deserve it.[/quote'] Yea, im pretty sure they are juz gonna let them go.SYCHE...Of Course They deserve it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 a guy I'm pretty sure he broke into a lady's house, and her dog had died, so she took its ashes and put it in a pot labelled with the dog's name. The robber saw the jar labelled 'Charlie', and since that is street talk for cocaine, the theif took it and tried to put it in his cigarrette ^yeah I know I misspelled it but oh well. the lady felt a little better when she learned that the robber was trying to smoke a dead dog.and also a guy got stuck in a chimney he was trying to break in through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 couple years ago' date=' I think it was in Indiana, a guy robbed a bank and used a lawnmower as his getaway ride. the chase went on for about 2 min.[/quote'] YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY- BUMBUMYOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY....A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!dun-dunna-dundundundun-dundundundun-dundundundundundun Et cetera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Once a guy was robbing a home, and he got caught cause he farted. Loudly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Once a guy was robbing a home' date=' and he got caught cause he farted. Loudly.[/quote'] YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY- BUMBUMYOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY....A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!dun-dunna-dundundundun-dundundundun-dundundundundundun Et cetera. And again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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