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[align=center]My name is Emre I am 13 and Turkish I am into boxing, kung fu, Football (soccer) and swimming and I do all of these as activıties. My favourite thing to eat is Chicken Burgers with mayo and chips. Onto music; I enjoy lots of music but my favourite artists are Akon, Kings of Leon, Bob Marley, Eminem, Linkin Park, Three doors down and many more!. I dont watch much TV in Turkey you grow up without TV but when I do I like to watch Bleach and Family Guy. Oh and I live in England, so yeah this is me.

''911'' ''how can we help you'' ''AWWOHH, MY SEX IS ON FIRE!!!''

 

No I didnt bother to write this all for an intro I bothered to write ıt all for my bio ((;[/align]

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who wants a joke because I am hyperr

 

An old man dies while making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls and says he is still hard on what should I do with it she replies cut it of and stick it up his a*s so he does as he is told and cuts it off. A few days later at the funeral she sees a tear rolling down his cheek and she whispers in his ear ''you see, I told you it f****** hurts''

 

funneh eh ^_^

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