Signs?

[Tempest Dahlia]

I DID read it and I know what the hell I said.

And it was just a joke! They don't have to make complete sense(You know what I mean).If you get technical with jokes, you won't have a sense of humor.

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EDIT... you were talking to entei? my bad.

"100% sure"????? ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY!?!?!?

...Well, it was. A little bit.

[Kitty]

...wut???

 

Time to go to your house. Where do you live?

OMG ur a pedophile

 

eh maybe tell him where you live and lets find out... if you log off one day and come back hysterical we know that he was, and if you don't problem solved... =D

[Enrise]

...wut???

 

Time to go to your house. Where do you live?

OMG ur a pedophile

 

eh maybe tell him where you live and lets find out... if you log off one day and come back hysterical we know that he was' date=' and if you don't problem solved... =D

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Did you even read the post? <_<

[Tempest Dahlia]

Oh! I got another one!

"Spare a dollar for tea, or fifty for a teabag."

...No offense guyz XD

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

I'd put some anime term so my friendly Asians would help me out~

 

But can't think of a saying... So I'll just use the Indonesian language to get my people to help me <3

 

"Mengapa tak ada anda merasakan rasa bersalah di balik seseorang yang adalah tunawisma dan dilaparkan? Apa jenis orang adalah anda? Saya tidak akan membeli obat dengan uang... "

 

Translate that.

[Willieh]

I'd put some anime term so my friendly Asians would help me out~

 

But can't think of a saying... So I'll just use the Indonesian language to get my people to help me <3

 

"Mengapa tak ada anda merasakan rasa bersalah di balik seseorang yang adalah tunawisma dan dilaparkan? Apa jenis orang adalah anda? Saya tidak akan membeli obat dengan uang... "

 

Translate that.

 

"Oh-ho-ho... Han Solo you had your chance... ohhhh ho ho..."

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

 

"Oh-ho-ho... Han Solo you had your chance... ohhhh ho ho..."

 

Made me slightly lol, but no.

 

I mean, that sentence doesn't even have a question mark in it, when the one in Indonesian has two question marks.

[Lord.Alucard.]

I've read it twice and still dont get it.

[snake_boy]

another sign I'd have would say:

Tried to rob some lawyers with 50$ on me, I came came back with 5$

[Enrise]

I've read it twice and still dont get it.

 

I'm not going to explain it. You're going to have to learn yourself. <_<

If I took the time to explain it, the fun would be at a lost.

[Kitty]

I've read it twice and still dont get it.

 

I'm not going to explain it. You're going to have to learn yourself. <_<

If I took the time to explain it' date=' the fun would be at a lost.

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Explain it then.. =D cuz i get it not either

[Silent Omega]

Okay, I'm Indonesian, forgot a few of my language words after four years in America... BUt from that, I could only mostly get stuff like;

 

Why do you now feel guilty against a person who is homeless... (Or something like that, could only understand a bit) What kind of person are you? And then the last part, I think it was; "I will not buy medicine with money"

 

Anyway, to be on topic, I guess my sign would be;

 

"Robber take family hostage, need 10000 dollars for ransom.

Please help by giving me 5 dollars so I can buy a can of beer" - (Hahaha, my sense of humor is so poor)

[Kitty]

Mine might be

"Love me and give me a home and pet me and feed me and I promise not to kill you in your sleep ^.^"

[snake_boy]

how about:

 

ned monie fo spelin lseson, losa deen rebe.

[Dark]

I've read it twice and still dont get it.

 

I'm not going to explain it. You're going to have to learn yourself. <_<

If I took the time to explain it' date=' the fun would be at a lost.

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Explain it then.. =D cuz i get it not either

 

*facepalm*

 

If flaming were allowed on YCM, I know who I would target the most.

 

Mine might be

"Love me and give me a home and pet me and feed me and I promise not to kill you in your sleep ^.^"

 

And no one would give you a thing.

 

New one:

 

(you might need a big piece of cardboard for this sign)

 

"Let's play a game. If you ask me a question, and I don't know the answer, I'll give you 500 dollars. If I ask you a question, and you don't know the answer, you give me 1000 dollars."

 

Ask them "What animal walks uphill on 2 legs, but comes downhill on 8?"

 

There is no correct answer for that.

 

The player gives you 1000 dollars.

 

Then, they will ask you what the answer is.

 

You give them 500 dollars and run away.

[Lord.Alucard.]

"Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

[Enrise]

Okay, you stand next to a sign that says, "Wanna play the game?"

Or something along those lines.

Next to that sign, you hold a sign saying, "You just lost."

[Dark]

Okay' date=' you stand next to a sign that says, "Wanna play the game?"

Or something along those lines.

Next to that sign, you hold a sign saying, "You just lost."

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Better yet:

 

"Play THE GAME. Only 50 dollars to enter, and the payout can be over 10000 dollars!"

 

Then, you explain them the rules.

 

"You lost."

[Bull3tM0nk3y]

Give me $2, and I give you a slap you in da face.

[Lord.Alucard.]

Who wouldn't do that??

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

Okay' date=' I'm Indonesian, forgot a few of my language words after four years in America... BUt from that, I could only mostly get stuff like;

 

Why do you now feel guilty against a person who is homeless... (Or something like that, could only understand a bit) What kind of person are you? And then the last part, I think it was; "I will not buy medicine with money"

 

Anyway, to be on topic, I guess my sign would be;

 

"Robber take family hostage, need 10000 dollars for ransom.

Please help by giving me 5 dollars so I can buy a can of beer" - (Hahaha, my sense of humor is so poor)

[/quote']

 

I praise you~

I'm glad to meet another Indonesian. There are barely any where I live.

 

But no, that was a bit close though ^^;;

Um, my Indonesian isn't so good too. I prolly got some of it wrong anyway to make it say random things.

 

But back on topic:

I prolly wouldn't be able to get a cardboard and some markers anyway to make a sign. I never know where these homeless people get those. The trash? Even if I was homeless, I'm not going there.

[Dark]

Homeless people in certain states collect plastic bottles and recycle them for 5 cents each.

 

Assuming a homeless person can collect 100 bottles a day (not that hard with all these morons littering), that is 5 dollars.

 

Enough for a glass of water and bread.

 

It's not much, but it gets them by. :[

[Bull3tM0nk3y]

Dªrĸ, 100% certified hobo in your neighborhood.

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[raven5000]

i only need 100$ an hour

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