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If you need help with anything post it here or if you don't want others to see then you can pm to it. i promise to a confidentiality agreement which states I'm not allowed to say what is said in the Pm's with the senders permission. Or if you want to vent or get something off you chest you can post/ or pm it to me. i will not give negative feedback on it and only comment if you say so. the confidentiality agreement covers that to. So post away ask for help just please no negative comments or things like " this is a children's card forum" if you say that or anything close to that you will neg negged because no on wants to hear it. So I'm glad to help with anything. post away.

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well are they younger or older

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really if you tell them to be quiet being little and wanting to make you mad will be more annoying so im going to go quote a line from the book "ol' yeller". i couldn't get in a rock fight with my brother so all i could do was put my tail between my legs and go running to mamma. so i guess from experience thats all you can do. just go tell you mom or dad and have them stop and if they do just repeat till they get in trouble.[/spolier]

ok option 2

[spoiler=older] well see if you can go to a friends. or if you just want to go read play a portable game station or do homework just go outside and sit in the grass sit in a lawn chair listen to nature sit on your roof sit on a padido. or go to a nearby park.. all good things to do and places to go.

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1st post :D

 

I have so much stress at my house' date=' with brothers and fussing and all that, and I'm about to just lose it. What do I do? And don't say something like put on headphones and listen to music, or something like that.

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go in your room, put your hands over your mouth in a cup, and quietly swear until you feel better. that'll be a temporary solution until you can fix it permanently.

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well are they younger or older

[spoiler=younger]

really if you tell them to be quiet being little and wanting to make you mad will be more annoying so im going to go quote a line from the book "ol' yeller". i couldn't get in a rock fight with my brother so all i could do was put my tail between my legs and go running to mamma. so i guess from experience thats all you can do. just go tell you mom or dad and have them stop and if they do just repeat till they get in trouble.

 

ok option 2

[spoiler=older] well see if you can go to a friends. or if you just want to go read play a portable game station or do homework just go outside and sit in the grass sit in a lawn chair listen to nature sit on your roof sit on a padido. or go to a nearby park.. all good things to do and places to go.

 

younger: *sigh* if only that worked *sigh*

older: I could try that' date=' and it would work, until I went back inside.

1st post :D

 

I have so much stress at my house' date=' with brothers and fussing and all that, and I'm about to just lose it. What do I do? And don't say something like put on headphones and listen to music, or something like that.

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go in your room, put your hands over your mouth in a cup, and quietly swear until you feel better. that'll be a temporary solution until you can fix it permanently.

there is no permanent solution until I get my own house.

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1. oh-sheet man wtf when would tat happen

ok here i go making my list.

l old lady get rid of her then keep best friend keep love if dont love you back put her in the trunk

L ->:if relative spare her

then you drive the car until you get to a ditch or a big building with a basement then tell your friend to get down get your girl out of the trunk and get to the basement. if the car wont start or no gas then run the the f*cking wind man

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I'm addicted to heroin and crystal meth' date=' and I just started prostituting myself for money to purchase more. I got herpes now. What should I do?

 

Also, I just a whole coke bottle D:

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Throw all your drugs in the garbage. Then, try to eat as much candy as possible, so instead of drugs you're addicted to candy instead. And candy addiction is very easy to cure.

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need help. I asked a girl out and from what I now understand' date=' that means that we're GF/BF. I wasn't ready for that.

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well what did you expect if you asked her out. if your not ready for that kind of thing then dont ask her out and tell her your not ready for it. or just adjust i dont see what the problem is.

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need help. I asked a girl out and from what I now understand' date=' that means that we're GF/BF. I wasn't ready for that.

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well what did you expect if you asked her out. if your not ready for that kind of thing then dont ask her out and tell her your not ready for it. or just adjust i dont see what the problem is.

well I thought that dating and GF/BF were completely different. I just hope that it goes well.

 

btw, you didn't give me any advice in all that.

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need help. I asked a girl out and from what I now understand' date=' that means that we're GF/BF. I wasn't ready for that.

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well what did you expect if you asked her out. if your not ready for that kind of thing then dont ask her out and tell her your not ready for it. or just adjust i dont see what the problem is.

well I thought that dating and GF/BF were completely different. I just hope that it goes well.

 

btw, you didn't give me any advice in all that.

 

well srry im not perfect im tired and my head hurts cause i just finished alot of homework but no there is no difference at all.

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need help. I asked a girl out and from what I now understand' date=' that means that we're GF/BF. I wasn't ready for that.

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well what did you expect if you asked her out. if your not ready for that kind of thing then dont ask her out and tell her your not ready for it. or just adjust i dont see what the problem is.

well I thought that dating and GF/BF were completely different. I just hope that it goes well.

 

btw, you didn't give me any advice in all that.

 

well srry im not perfect im tired and my head hurts cause i just finished alot of homework but no there is no difference at all.

*facepalm self* I didn't know that and now I practically have a GF.

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Dear advice column:

 

I would like advice from Elite's Elite Advice Corner. I am willing to pay 200 points if it solves my problem.

 

My mom has banned me from eating chocolate. I am addicted to chocolate. I have been irritable (you can't tell on the internet) for the past 2 days. There is no chocolate in the house. None of my friends have chocolate. I have no access to chocolate. If I don't get chocolate in a few days, I will just kill myself. HELP.

 

Signed,

Chocolate Boy (AKA, Dark)

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