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My stupid school is trying to cater to the parents. We can't say gay' date=' we can't criticize religion or other cultures, and we can't say anything positive about communism because according to my teachers apparently it's the worst thing to ever happen to humanity. Doing any of the above will result in a detention/suspension. Luckily I can justify myself well enough to avoid any real punishment.

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That is quite stupid. I was dropped two letter grades for writing the word "homosexual" in an essay. I fought it, because I was talking about how the army allowed homosexuals as long as they "concealed" themselves. I got an A. :D

 

I am probably one of the top 5 debators in my school, so I can avoid any non-physical punishment.

 

My principal called everyone into the auditorium today.

 

Here was the announcement' date=' shortened, and also edited to make her sound like an idiot:

 

"If someone hits you, and you hit that person back, both of you will be suspended. If you chant "fight!", you will be suspended."

 

It is human instinct to hit someone back after being punched. Discuss the idiocy of morons like my principal.

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I'm sorry, but you are the idiot, sir.

 

The sentimental way to deal with something is to be calm without getting into a fight.

 

I've been in a fist fight at my school once before. What I did was dodge the punch, gripped her arm, and put her hands behind her back so she couldn't escape; like what the police does.

 

She eventually swirmed out of my grip, and I just lead the group of girls in front of a teacher. They packed a punch again, but the teacher interupted it [because I lead the group a bit near the teacher, and she noticed what was going on], and expelled them.

 

The whole time I was calm and quiet.

 

I didn't get hurt, and it worked out easily because people who try to fight are usually idiotic and don't think before they make an action. Therefore, the wise people can make a lead and get them in trouble without making the fighter notice.

 

Don't call me a wimp, for I was wise to do what I did.

 

The punishment schools apply are for safety reasons. Us, as students, are truly the idiots if we can not accept them, for they do have a good reason for being there.

 

People are different. People like myself like revenge, and take the opportunity to hit the person back. Calmer people try to avoid the situation.

 

There is one problem, however. To clarify, you cannot TOUCH the person hitting you, as that would mean you are being part of the fight. Putting their hands behind someone's back would also be punishable for "fighting". Self-defense would also be "fighting". Basically, they are telling you to take the punch and do NOTHING.

 

Last year my school had a half hour thing on "inappropriate touching"

 

It was such a waste of time and the second it was over people were joking about it.

 

Half hour of no classes' date=' and 2 weeks of instant laughs. Good trade-off.

 

Your prinicipal is not a moron, he just grew up in a 'different time'.

 

Was that aimed at me?

 

I don't care. That is like a grandpa wearing suits to a casual dinner because he grew up in a time where formal clothes were casual. NO.

 

It is human instinct to hit someone back after being punched. Discuss the idiocy of morons like my principal.

 

It is human instinct to sleep as soon as the sun has set and wake up no sooner than when the sun rises. Good luck with doing that your entire life.

 

Is it, really?

 

I guessed I phrased it wrong. In that particular moment, most people would take that second after the punch to punch the other person back to avoid another one of said punches.

 

EDIT: People get pregnant in high school. Why is this starting in middle school? Do they even know what a condom is?

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I guess even younger children are starting to get exposed to pornography more, and parents aren't worrying about them too much due to other conditions such as not enough reception with their children, so they just do stuff to pass the time. It's all influence and the conditions around them, actually.

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Meh.

 

Even if middle schoolers do watch pornography, I don't understand how they would hear the word condom, see a condom, or find out about it for further research. How would they get one? How would they "reproduce"? This makes zero sense.

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That's what I don't get either. Usually, the earliest you hit puberty would be sometime when you're 13, so I'm like WTF.

 

In Canada, the school board forces students to learn about sex and anything else related in grades four, six, eight, and nine. So we know about it a long time beforehand.

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Yeah, you learn EVERYTHING about the reproductive system in grade four. I only knew one classmate who had written permission to not participate in it, just to do it in grade six.

 

Oh wait. I think I'm remembering it wrong. I don't think it was grade four. I think grade six.

 

But anyways, I still stand by the fact that people are teaching them about sex too early.

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Ha pasted 6 or 7th Grade.... I'm 10th.... and I have taken 3 classes all of which talked about everything Sexual.... and last year we went over the Reproductive system and my teacher does not use Slang... and i refused to take notes and i failed the test... over the reproductive system..

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hmm true Ok on Boys it should be 9 or 10 by the time they hit puberty... and girls can wait til 11 or 12

 

WTF? You can't "change" when somebody hits puberty.

 

Ha pasted 6 or 7th Grade.... I'm 10th.... and I have taken 3 classes all of which talked about everything Sexual.... and last year we went over the Reproductive system and my teacher does not use Slang... and i refused to take notes and i failed the test... over the reproductive system..

 

The classes about sex and related things are part of health sciences. They can't be ignored, or you'll fail a portion of that class. In Grade 9 though, it's part of Physical Education.

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hmm true Ok on Boys it should be 9 or 10 by the time they hit puberty... and girls can wait til 11 or 12

 

WTF? You can't "change" when somebody hits puberty.

 

Ha pasted 6 or 7th Grade.... I'm 10th.... and I have taken 3 classes all of which talked about everything Sexual.... and last year we went over the Reproductive system and my teacher does not use Slang... and i refused to take notes and i failed the test... over the reproductive system..

 

The classes about sex and related things are part of health sciences. They can't be ignored' date=' or you'll fail a portion of that class. In Grade 9 though, it's part of Physical Education.

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the bad thing is i passed each time.. i kept gettin placed in it... =/

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the bad thing is i passed each time.. i kept gettin placed in it... =/

 

Owned. Your school doesn't allow you to drop or replace classes? That sucks.

 

My mother herself already teaches me too much about sex.

 

oh no i just never tries it til this year. =3

eh Health was ok.. I had Coaches like all three times

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the bad thing is i passed each time.. i kept gettin placed in it... =/

 

Owned. Your school doesn't allow you to drop or replace classes? That sucks.

 

My mother herself already teaches me too much about sex.

 

oh no i just never tries it til this year. =3

eh Health was ok.. I had Coaches like all three times

 

That sounds horribly wrong.

 

Anyways, anything else about the topic?

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