♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 [align=center]Yep. Bruce Lee. He's like, totally pro. Some stuff what he can do is below; from Wikipedia. • Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hands down by his side reached five hundredths of a second.• Lee's combat movements could become too fast to be captured on film using the traditional 24 frames per second, so scenes were shot in 32 frames per second for better clarity. • Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close it and leave a penny behind.• Lee could hold an elevated v-sit position for at least 30 minutes.• Lee could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks. • Lee could thrust his fingers through unopened cans of Coca-Cola. (This was during the time when soda cans were made of steel and not aluminum).• Lee performed one-hand push-ups using only the thumb and index finger.• Lee performed 50 reps of one-arm chin-ups.• Lee could break wooden boards 6 inches (15 cm) thick. • Lee could cause a 200-lb (90.72 kg) bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a sidekick.• Lee performed a sidekick while training and broke a 150 lb (68 kg) punching bag.• Lee could perform leg lifts with only his shoulder blades resting on the edge of a bench and suspend his legs and torso horizontal midair.• Lee owned Chuck Norris in Way of the Dragon. Important points bolded. Discuss Bruce Lee's mad speed and accuracy. Oh yeah. Bruce Lee doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Bruce Lee. [/satire][/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 meh he's was just a human and all humans can be hurt if not physical mentaly, all some smart person would have to have done was kill his family (wife, kids puppy etc) and he's break down and get all mad and go crazy that's where he'd make a mistake... =/ ain't he dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Finally this will showeveryone how much Bruce lee ownz Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 meh he's was just a human and all humans can be hurt if not physical mentaly' date=' all some smart person would have to have done was kill his family (wife, kids puppy etc) and he's break down and get all mad and go crazy that's where he'd make a mistake... =/ ain't he dead?[/quote'] Never said he wasn't dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Kittyprincess: He is dead he was drugged by the Itallian Mafia dont talk about it so casually, I think Mia knows how much he ment to me =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 meh he's was just a human and all humans can be hurt if not physical mentaly' date=' all some smart person would have to have done was kill his family (wife, kids puppy etc) and he's break down and get all mad and go crazy that's where he'd make a mistake... =/ ain't he dead?[/quote'] Never said he wasn't dead. Why talk about a dead guy?!?Bruce Lee was ok but i still like Arnold Swarchenegger over all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 You also forgot that Bruce Lee was too awesome for any existing Martial Art, so he made up his own, which Chuck Norris was a student in, actually. You also forgot that he was the one who pretty much created the kung-fu genre in movie making. Bruce is one of the best, there's no doubt of that. inb4hopelessmemenoobscomewithchuckjokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexta McSignals Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 all this is true about bruce leewhat if i were to fight him from a time machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 exactly, Jeet Kune do the most awesme martial art ever to be of made, I'm a student in it from DVD's he made xP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 You also forgot that Bruce Lee was too awesome for any existing Martial Art' date=' so he [i']made up his own[/i], which Chuck Norris was a student in, actually.Yeah I know, but I'm keeping this summarized.You also forgot that he was the one who pretty much created the kung-fu genre in movie making.This too.Bruce is one of the best, there's no doubt of that. all this is true about bruce leewhat if i were to fight him from a time machine I bet $100,000,000,000,000,000,000 that you'll get owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 I prefer Mohammed Ali. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Bruce lee just ownz everyone even (unfortunatly) from his graveR.I.P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 I prefer Mohammed Ali.Mohammed Ali is Amir Khan's role modelI think we can be friends +1) rep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Could Bruce say things as awesome as these, no he could not. A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. Muhammad Ali A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. Muhammad Ali Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. Muhammad Ali At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far. Muhammad Ali Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up. Muhammad Ali Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Muhammad Ali Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. Muhammad Ali Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. Muhammad Ali Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn't matter which color does the hating. It's just plain wrong. Muhammad Ali He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. Muhammad Ali I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. Muhammad Ali I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was. Muhammad Ali I believe in the religion of Islam. I believe in Allah and peace. Muhammad Ali I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over - like the Kennedys down in Washington. Muhammad Ali I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest. Muhammad Ali I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." Muhammad Ali I know I got it made while the masses of black people are catchin' hell, but as long as they ain't free, I ain't free. Muhammad Ali I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Muhammad Ali I never thought of losing, but now that it' s happened, the only thing is to do it right. That's my obligation to all the people who believe in me. We all have to take defeats in life. Muhammad Ali I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world. Muhammad Ali and that's bearly a 3rd of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Bruce lee ownz both =Palthough I've heard Khan is strongbut on topic Bruce lee way awesomer then anyone else[/thread for me because there is nothing more to say =P] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 You do know that most of the philosophical quotes that Bruce Lee said would've all been in Chinese and wouldn't've been discovered by English people unless it was written, right? And don't bring religion into this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Could Bruce say things as awesome as these' date=' no he could not. A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. Muhammad Ali A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. Muhammad Ali Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are. Muhammad Ali At home I am a nice guy: but I don't want the world to know. Humble people, I've found, don't get very far. Muhammad Ali Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up. Muhammad Ali Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Muhammad Ali Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. Muhammad Ali Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. Muhammad Ali Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn't matter which color does the hating. It's just plain wrong. Muhammad Ali He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. Muhammad Ali I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. Muhammad Ali I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was. Muhammad Ali I believe in the religion of Islam. I believe in Allah and peace. Muhammad Ali I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over - like the Kennedys down in Washington. Muhammad Ali I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest. Muhammad Ali I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." Muhammad Ali I know I got it made while the masses of black people are catchin' hell, but as long as they ain't free, I ain't free. Muhammad Ali I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Muhammad Ali I never thought of losing, but now that it' s happened, the only thing is to do it right. That's my obligation to all the people who believe in me. We all have to take defeats in life. Muhammad Ali I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world. Muhammad Ali and that's bearly a 3rd of it.[/quote']Yes he had thousands of quotes and phrases from his moviessuch as in way of the dragon"Big dragon shakes its tail" when he side kicked someone over xO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 You do know that Muhammad punched faster than Bruce did don't you? Now there both old/dead it's hard to compare but I know for cert that Muhammed punches faster than Bruce does now. Also, the bit about Bruce moving so fast that the films couldn't catch it, that's bull. They sped them up, fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted August 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 If you're going to rant on about Muhammad Ali's life, do it in another thread. This thread is about Bruce Lee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 You do know that Muhammad punched faster than Bruce did don't you? Now there both old/dead it's hard to compare but I know for cert that Muhammed punches faster than Bruce does now. Also' date=' the bit about Bruce moving so fast that the films couldn't catch it, that's bull. They sped them up, fact.[/quote'] Boxing wouldn't work in a real no rules fight. Its a sport, not a fighting style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 owait a minutehe was a proffesional boxerAmir Khan can punch faster then Bruce leebut he cant punch with greater strength nor kick with greater speednow get out of this thread and rant on about Ali somewhere else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 It appears I'm not welcome, none of you respect Ali in the way you should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 You do know that Muhammad punched faster than Bruce did don't you? Now there both old/dead it's hard to compare but I know for cert that Muhammed punches faster than Bruce does now. Also' date=' the bit about Bruce moving so fast that the films couldn't catch it, that's bull. They sped them up, fact.[/quote'] Boxing wouldn't work in a real no rules fight. Its a sport, not a fighting style.So being punched in the head doesn't hurt? I never said that. I said its a completely impractical fighting style in an actual fight. If you believe otherwise, you've been watching too many shounen anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Because all real fights look like they do in movies:/ If Ali moves faster and KOs, I consider it a fighting style where you hardly have to do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flexta McSignals Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 You also forgot that Bruce Lee was too awesome for any existing Martial Art' date=' so he [i']made up his own[/i], which Chuck Norris was a student in, actually.Yeah I know, but I'm keeping this summarized.You also forgot that he was the one who pretty much created the kung-fu genre in movie making.This too.Bruce is one of the best, there's no doubt of that. all this is true about bruce leewhat if i were to fight him from a time machine I bet $100' date='000,000,000,000,000,000 that you'll get owned.[/quote'] my future self got his ass kicked by bruce lee is there even that much money in the world yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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