Captain Murphy ☆ Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 than there would be no point of picking of slavery i would just pick suicide >.>and why would he do that if i was his best worker/slave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 than there would be no point of picking of slavery i would just pick suicide >.>and why would he do that if i was his best worker/slave? Because you were plotting to attack him -_- IT WOULD NOT WORK, you'd just get shot, it's unavoidable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murphy ☆ Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 what if i didn't have an electric collar dood?and what if he had no gun dood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 what if i didn't have an electric collar dood? The electric collar is unlikely. I am pointing out that the story you were telling is only takes place thanks to luck' date=' coincidence and an unlikely situation. So I decided add an equally unlikely electric collar.[/b'] and what if he had no gun dood? Why wouldn't he? Your imaginary man has more than one slave and he chooses to be completely unguarded against a revolt? If he's that stupid then he probably won't have made enough money to own a slave. Even if he didn't have a gun, what makes you think you slave buddies will be on your side? Perhaps they're smart enough to realise that even if they DID kill this uncannily unprotected elder gentleman, they'd still be arrested for murder. IT WOULD NOT WORK. You try to escape; you die. You try to kill you captors; you die. You commit suicide; Oh yes, you die. You live as a slave; you DON’T die. I choose the option that says live and then make the most of it. If things go irretrievably bad then I kill my self. Finally, you spelt "dude" wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murphy ☆ Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 duh i spelled dood wrong it's a thing me, Shradow, and Xing do >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 duh i spelled dood wrong it's a thing me' date=' Shradow, and Xing do >.>[/quote'] oH, DaT's s0o0 k00l!!!!1!!1!1! -_- I'd have thought that Shradow would know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Try to escape. Even if I die it's better then doing it my self because that way I died with my pride. Your God-damned lucky you posted here first. Stole my exact post except you added a few extra words. If that is not an option, just kill myself as death is better than slavery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murphy ☆ Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 but what if slavery ended one year later exactly would you serve as slave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Depends how hard they worked me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Well, after making a few well placed quotes from Planet of the Apes and being stuffed into the crate, I'm hoping that by suddenly starting to sing a random musical number from the 80s and form a task force wide dance number (fully choreographed, mind you) I'll escape while the slave masters are too busy chanting "Don't Stop Believing". And, only using my wits and an expanded cast and characters I will lead a set of humorous raids and adventures until confronting the former slave master and discovering that he is my father. Either that, or just smite the slavemasters with The Power of Friendship. :\ So basically I'll try to escape, and hopefully be able to run off a Facing the Bullets One Liner before they gun me down in a hail of lead. Particularly with very witty vulgarities for emphasis. Fun for the whole f***ing family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 If I was released after a year, here is my process of thinking. - Dying is better than being worked to a point close to death.- Dying is worse than being worked mildly to be released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 For the people who are wondering, not trying to be rude or insult anybody (just so you guys know), here is how it is. No escapeNo releaseWhen you are too old to work, they shoot you.Got injured on the job? They shoot you.If you try to break out into song, they shoot you.If they think your plotting, they shoot you all.If you manage to make a break for it and all of the bullets from their assault rifles and sniper rifles happen to miss you, there will be a huge expanse of desert riddled with landmines. If the slavers start singing "Don't stop believing", then i'll shoot them myself and free you all. Now stop finding loopholes. I'm running out of ideas to patch the damn things up. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 What if I picked to be a slave, and steal a helicopter? >=D Then I would go all terminator on them D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 For the people who are wondering' date=' not trying to be rude or insult anybody (just so you guys know), here is how it is. No escapeNo releaseWhen you are too old to work, they shoot you.Got injured on the job? They shoot you.If you try to break out into song, they shoot you.If they think your plotting, they shoot you all.If you manage to make a break for it and all of the bullets from their assault rifles and sniper rifles happen to miss you, there will be a huge expanse of desert riddled with landmines. If the slavers start singing "Don't stop believing", then i'll shoot them myself and free you all. Now stop finding loopholes. I'm running out of ideas to patch the damn things up. =)[/quote'] Seduce my master? I'd probably pick slavery in the hopes I get hired as a slave for some chick. Even if I didn't I'd still pick slavery' date=' maybe suicide if everything goes arse about face. Being a butler for a rich family might be pretty cool too, I could poison them all at the dinner table, or romance their young daughters.[/quote'] ^This. Yeah I'd try to find a way around to not make my life too miserable.=)But not if they do like the aristocrats in the Middle Ages, let you taste first before they drink.-.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerlinX Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Hmm pointy nails. Dang it, I wanted quick and painless. Suicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 I thought pointy nails WERE quick and painless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samss Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 I say make your own choic for the who said that you'll kill yourself I say you have a proplem what if you kill yourself the next day do you know what you casue think about your family they'll be hurt the people that loved you your friends do you think they'll miss you do you just think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Since being shot is quicker than nails, just try to run away and get shot. Like someone said before, it's also heroic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Since being shot is quicker than nails' date=' just try to run away and get shot. Like someone said before, it's also heroic.[/quote'] This. Besides, the end result is the same. Though fail to see the heroism in failing to run away from a problem. :/ Doesn't really see legend material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Since being shot is quicker than nails' date=' just try to run away and get shot. Like someone said before, it's also heroic.[/quote'] Running away is not heroic -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 I'd probably end up getting shot after jabroniing to my master about something. If I wasn't killed after a day, I'd try to organize a rebellion of sorts. If we win, we're free. If we die, we died fighting, and he lost a crap load of slaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Since being shot is quicker than nails' date=' just try to run away and get shot. Like someone said before, it's also heroic.[/quote'] Running away is not heroic -_- It's more heroic than suicide. inb4kittyprincesscomplainsabouthis/herlifeandhowhe/shewantstodie I'd probably end up getting shot after jabroniing to my master about something. If I wasn't killed after a day' date=' I'd try to organize a rebellion of sorts. If we win, we're free. If we die, we died fighting, and he lost a crap load of slaves.[/quote'] Or this. That also works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Since being shot is quicker than nails' date=' just try to run away and get shot. Like someone said before, it's also heroic.[/quote'] Running away is not heroic -_- It's more heroic than suicide. inb4kittyprincesscomplainsabouthis/herlifeandhowhe/shewantstodie I'd probably end up getting shot after jabroniing to my master about something. If I wasn't killed after a day' date=' I'd try to organize a rebellion of sorts. If we win, we're free. If we die, we died fighting, and he lost a crap load of slaves.[/quote'] Or this. That also works. I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 I'm white.I'm notta slave [/racism] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 I'd wait until America comes and says: "This slavery is wrong! Imposing War Threat Activated." Then, during the war, make my escape. If that doesn't happen, then I'm gonna steal my master's gun and kill him in his sleep. I won't escape, just take the price for killing someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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