OMGAKITTY Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 I think the next medium will be crystals with an ingrained system of channels of memory on it. One crystal' date=' the size of the tip of your pinky = 8 TB D=I can dream...[/quote'] Yeah! And then they can shoot fire and stuff! It'll be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 @OMGAKITTY: You didn't add me to MSN yet. [/offtopic] I can imagine a small sugar cube dyed yellow using quantum mechanics and having 50 PBs of space. It doesn't use USB. It connects to your computer using your Wi-Fi or Bluetooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 @OMGAKITTY: You didn't add me to MSN yet. [/offtopic] I can imagine a small sugar cube dyed yellow using quantum mechanics and having 50 PBs of space. It doesn't use USB. It connects to your computer using your Wi-Fi or Bluetooth. Do want Wi-Fi memory stick. Then again, I want Wi-Fi period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 @OMGAKITTY: You didn't add me to MSN yet. [/offtopic] I can imagine a small sugar cube dyed yellow using quantum mechanics and having 50 PBs of space. It doesn't use USB. It connects to your computer using your Wi-Fi or Bluetooth. Do want Wi-Fi memory stick. Then again' date=' I want Wi-Fi period.[/quote'] That would be probably be pretty slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 @OMGAKITTY: You didn't add me to MSN yet. [/offtopic] I can imagine a small sugar cube dyed yellow using quantum mechanics and having 50 PBs of space. It doesn't use USB. It connects to your computer using your Wi-Fi or Bluetooth. You're on my list >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Wi-Fi is awesome ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Oh, and did I mention? Wi-Fi becomes Wi-Fi v15, and the transfer rates are at 15 TB/sec with a 0.000000001% of data loss. The cube itself is indestructable, and is optic, fingerprint, voice, and password locked. It even has a mind reader, which checks your vital signs and thoughts to see if you're the same person. Hell yeah =D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Oh' date=' and did I mention? Wi-Fi becomes Wi-Fi v15, and the transfer rates are at 15 TB/sec with a 0.000000001% of data loss. The cube itself is indestructable, and is optic, fingerprint, voice, and password locked. It even has a mind reader, which checks your vital signs and thoughts to see if you're the same person. Hell yeah =D.[/quote'] But can it turn into protective battle armor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 No. That's for version 2. Version 2 features it transforming into a full gold titanium alloy battlesuit with 50 different weapons and 100 different catch phrases digitally remastered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 I'm waiting for the version that is embedded into your skin. o_O Are they really planning to do that? I think you need a new sarcasm detector. inorite I'm a bit tired' date=' so I haven't been trying to be sarcastic. Why I didn't DETECT sarcasm, however, means my sarcasm dectector is on low battery. Luckily, I have some AA's right here. No. That's for version 2. Version 2 features it transforming into a full gold titanium alloy battlesuit with 50 different weapons and 100 different catch phrases digitally remastered. nowai Gold doesn't match my outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 I'm waiting for the version that is embedded into your skin. o_O Are they really planning to do that? I think you need a new sarcasm detector. inorite I'm a bit tired' date=' so I haven't been trying to be sarcastic. Why I didn't DETECT sarcasm, however, means my sarcasm dectector is on low battery. Luckily, I have some AA's right here. [b']Yours still uses AA's? You do need an upgrade. Everyone uses rechargeable lithium batteries now.No. That's for version 2. Version 2 features it transforming into a full gold titanium alloy battlesuit with 50 different weapons and 100 different catch phrases digitally remastered. nowai Gold doesn't match my outfit. I hear the 2.5 patch comes with downloadable colors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Version 2.5 not only comes with downloadable colours, but it also features downloadable outfits too. And for an additional $5,000,000,000,000,000, you can download the gender changing plugin to it also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Version 2.5 not only comes with downloadable colours' date=' but it also features downloadable outfits too. And for an additional $5,000,000,000,000,000, you can download the gender changing plugin to it also![/quote'] With optional bust-modifier addon?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 nowai I just creamed myself thinking of this new USB. Also, I am getting an upgrade soon. I feel the double-A one works better because it has optional 1337speak translation along with sarcasm detector. Lithium ones don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Version 2.5 not only comes with downloadable colours' date=' but it also features downloadable outfits too. And for an additional $5,000,000,000,000,000, you can download the gender changing plugin to it also![/quote'] With optional bust-modifier addon?!?! Only with a subscription to this thread. nowai I just creamed myself thinking of this new USB. Also' date=' I am getting an upgrade soon. I feel the double-A one works better because it has optional 1337speak translation along with sarcasm detector. Lithium ones don't.[/quote'] Ew? Damn pervert. Did I mention? The cube is solar-powered, and it can contain an infinite amount of reserved energy. One minute in the Sun is equivalent to 5,000 years of usage. OOOOOOHHHHHH SNAP. You can rent it for only $30 + tax/month! PM NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Rent? I wanna buy it. What is the price for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 YOUR LIFE + $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 + 50% tax as a down payment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 I have a coupon for 99% off. It expires in a few days. I'd like to use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Sorry, but the coupon is invalid. It's for the store next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Ohh... Okay. Still looking at that cake. That reminds me, does the USB come with free bewbs cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Good to hear you wanna do business with us. That'll be the best year of your life + $99,999,999,999,999,999,999 + 0.5% tax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Could I possibly get a discount on that? That is twice my allowance, and I wish to spend it on something OTHER than a magical cube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Fine. We'll throw in a complimentary strawberry cake that's pink and is full of strawberry goodness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Fine. We'll throw in a complimentary strawberry cake that's pink and is full of strawberry goodness. ! I love strawberries! Can I just have the cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Fine. We'll throw in a complimentary strawberry cake that's pink and is full of strawberry goodness. ! I love strawberries! Can I just have the cake? No. Anyways, let's get back on topic. Is there ANYBODY here who would buy this tiny USB memory thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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