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[align=center]This thread was made for Slash and CeDeFiA.

 

If you look at the two users above, they both have one thing in common: they love Selena Gomez.

 

The title probably dumbfounds you. This will clear it up.

 

There were 4 different PMs sent back and forth between myself and CeDeFiA. Here they are. The unbolded parts are the original PM's. The bolded parts are my commentary, as I'd like to put it WITH the PM instead of after.

 

Before you read, note that I have been bothering CeDeFiA for awhile to give me a copy of The Dible.

 

Also, please read the posts in the following threads:

 

http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-152780-page-3.html

http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-152780-page-4.html

 

http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-152199.html

 

PM 1: Dible

 

I'll type it up as long as you agree to 3 things:

 

1. Never insult Selena AGAIN lol

2. Wait about 20 minutes since I'm using my Wii His/Her PC broke.

3. Don't tell Slash. I made this thread. Sowwy.

 

I'm trusting you.

 

1. You have to trust that the Dible will make me love her. It didn't.

2. I have time' date=' 20 minutes isn't much. [b']True.[/b]

3. If I love her after reading, I'll tell him. If not, I won't. That was a lie, as I don't love her, but I am still telling him.

 

OK, It will be in a new PM Next!

 

PM 2: The Dible Pt. 1

 

In the beginning' date=' there was darkness. Until a powerful being named God came to be. A life form that had no bounds. So, throughout the darkness, she brought light. And with that light, she created the world. And said, "Now, this world shall be called Earth. And all on it will be people. There will be good and bad. Now let this be written, let this be done." and it was.

 

[b']Just a Bible copy. lolreligion[/b]

 

After the next century, God worked very hard on her people. And after so many years, she turned to a human herself. Descending from the heavens and blessing a Latino woman with a child. The mother named her Selena Gomez. That is who we know today as God. Growing as a human, she manipulated her future to become famous. To bless all of our hearts. She was discovered in 2007, when she got a television show. And that's when she became a symbol.

 

WTF?

 

Over the next couple years she grew in fame. Growing a gathering. She was spreading hope for those lost. "Selena" as some may call her, is now contributing with an album of music. This was all made for her followers. Before this, a group called Delenalites joined together. They're a group who support Selena, or, God. Selena's friend, Demi Lovato, is also an incarnation of Jesus. These two amazing people have come together to bring peace across their land. To become a Delenalite, you must recite this quotation to the head Delenalite.

 

I lol'd so hard.

 

(I don't feel like typing it =P)

 

I'll make a diff PM for Part 2.

 

Don't bother using proper grammar as long as I can read it.

 

Demi Lovato is involved, too? o_O

These are exact quotes.

Demi is her best friend =P

 

Exact quotes must have taken awhile.

 

PM 3: The Dible Pt. 2

 

The head Delenalite known as Jayden Michael Bailey. He is always right when it comes to Selena and Delenaism. Selena has approved this through a dream. Selena imprinted the 12 Demandments into his mind the same night. They are:

 

My goal was to break all 10 Demandments in one post. Also' date=' who is JMB?[/b']

 

1. Thou shall have no God but Selena. I have no God. Not even Selena.

2. Thou shall never take Selena's name in vain. Selena sucks. Selena damnit (God damnit).

3. Thou shall respect thy holy birthdate of the seventh month, and the twenty second day. July 22nd sucks. It can kiss my ass.

4. Respect is mandatory to Selena. Demi must have our hearts respect. Selena can kiss my ass. Demi can kiss Selena's ass, who is kissing my ass.

5. Thou shall never insult Selena. Never. Selena sucks at singing, acting, and she is ugly as sheet.

6. Thou shall defend Selena whenever one opposes her all powerful self. Everyone oppose Selena!

7. Thou shall support Selena 110% Selena sucks. I will not support her.

8. Thou shall never covet Selena's body. OMG. Look at those bewbs. So big, and large.

9. Thou shall pray and hope Selena is never harmed. Physically or Mentally. If so, death may be result. I hope Selena Gomez is locked in a cage with a tiger that eats her skin and flesh, but leaves her still alive on the verge of death, and the cage is lowered into a volcano.

10. Thou shall respect Jayden Bailey's judgement. ALWAYS. lolol. No.

 

The rest is just facts and never look up pornographic pictures of her.

 

Already did. ;D

 

I demand 1 rep from this.

 

Yes, tomorrow.

 

It used 25 minutes of my life =P

 

You said 12 demandments, are there only 10?

 

I'll give you a rep in a second.

 

The rest of the information is useless, correct? I don't want to miss out on anything important, otherwise I will not get the full lovingness (word?) of Selena.

 

Leading him on.

I meant 10 =P

 

And.. One praragraph is about her favorite color being lime green.

 

Lime Green is the worst freaking color on Earth.

 

So you essentially covered the IMPORTANT information in the Dible? I really don't want you to type anything not important, but I want the most important stuff.

 

Making sure everyone can read the whole thing and understand it.

The rest is 3 praragraphs of Jayden saying no wanking off to pictures of her.

No making pornographic fakes of her...

 

And that's about it.

 

OH

 

You may call her Selena F***ing Gomez according to it =P

 

Selena, funk me Gomez.

 

Cool, so I pretty much have most of the important facts about the Dible. Thank you SO much.

 

Also, wanking off?

Materbating to pictures of her.

 

And no problem.

 

Just don't criticize her anymore

 

lol. Also, I already printed out a porn picture of her and am touching it as I type this.

 

PM 4: Damn.

 

Maxed out my reps today.

 

Tommorow's fine.

 

So what do you NOW think of Selena?

 

She still sucks balls.

 

I am trying to grasp the entire meaning of the Dible.

 

It's more interesting than I thought.

srsly?

 

And you gotta admit' date=' those little debates we had were fun =P

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That's true, they were extremely fun. ;D

I don't want you to LOVE her anyway, just to learn the error of your insulting ways =D

 

I did no error, I shan't learn.

 

Those were the four PMs. Along with that, and the three links I posted, I hope you finally understand what this thread is about.

 

Also, I PM'd both CeDeFiA and Slash to come to this thread.[/align]

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omg' date=' i c wat u did ther XD

Nice ending.

Very nice ending.

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Hoping Slash is online.

 

You wanted another debate' date=' huh?

 

I figured you'd do this. D=

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No debate. My opinion is already set in stone.

 

If you knew I was going to do this, why did you PM me The Dible?

 

I'll give you another rep for not cursing. Takes some real balls.

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omg' date=' i c wat u did ther XD

Nice ending.

Very nice ending.

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Hoping Slash is online.

 

You wanted another debate' date=' huh?

 

I figured you'd do this. D=

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No debate. My opinion is already set in stone.

 

If you knew I was going to do this, why did you PM me The Dible?

 

I'll give you another rep for not cursing. Takes some real balls.

 

That was for later >_>

 

Your lucky Jayden isn't on atm.

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omg' date=' i c wat u did ther XD

Nice ending.

Very nice ending.

[/quote']

 

Hoping Slash is online.

 

You wanted another debate' date=' huh?

 

I figured you'd do this. D=

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No debate. My opinion is already set in stone.

 

If you knew I was going to do this, why did you PM me The Dible?

 

I'll give you another rep for not cursing. Takes some real balls.

 

That was for later >_>

 

Your lucky Jayden isn't on atm.

 

Jayden is a member on this forum? Bring him here, see what erupts.

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This is just as stupid as anything. No one cares about Selena Gomez because in a couple years she'll be in rehab with all the other washed-up starlets.

 

True.

 

This thread is invalid... ;D

Re-insert your dollar please.

 

6. Thou shall defend Selena whenever one opposes her all powerful self.

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I read this whole damn thing and I still don't know who Selena Gomez is...?

 

Disney clone with a chubby face.

 

If anyone wants to know' date=' it took me a few hours to get all the PMs sorted, make this thread perfect and PM Cedefia and Slash.

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All of your hard work was not nessacary ;D

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