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I once got in a fight' date=' and my mom got scared, and said, "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

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ummm i think thats a tv show starring a black guy

 

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Something happened at a pool at camp. It was perverted. I won't say here.

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THERE WUZ ONCE A PERSON, WHO WUZ A PERSON. HE WENT TO TEH STORE AND BOUGHT MUCHIES, OR MUNCHOS, OR SNACKS. OR MAYBE THEY WERE GREEN PEPPERS. ANYWAYS, HE CAME BACK HOME AND MADE A SAMWHICH WITH MUSTARD AND POTATO CHIPS. HE GOT FAT & DIED AND SHTUFFF. THE END, DUUUUDE

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I once got in a fight' date=' and my mom got scared, and said, "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

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ummm i think thats a tv show starring a black guy

 

lern2meme

 

Something happened at a pool at camp. It was perverted. I won't say here.

same with me i wouldn't post it ether ( i would anyway XD the people would be like 0_o)


Almost all of the Male teachers at my school have manboobs... =/ Strange enough for ya?

 

ewwwwwww

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I once got in a fight' date=' and my mom got scared, and said, "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

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Strange, that happened to me too.

 

What are their names?

 

Phil and Vivian.

 

OMG, that's the name of the people I'm going to live with.

 

Dips on the bigger bedroom!

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I once got in a fight' date=' and my mom got scared, and said, "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

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Strange, that happened to me too.

 

What are their names?

 

Phil and Vivian.

 

OMG, that's the name of the people I'm going to live with.

 

Dips on the bigger bedroom!

 

COMBO BREAKER

 

@ Post: gtfo this thread. Thank you.

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I once got in a fight' date=' and my mom got scared, and said, "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

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Strange, that happened to me too.

 

What are their names?

 

Phil and Vivian.

 

OMG, that's the name of the people I'm going to live with.

 

Dips on the bigger bedroom!

 

You must be Will. My name is Carlton. It will be a pleasure to live with you. I'm afraid the bigger room is mine, however.

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so i was liek going home on my bike and dis guy leik pushed me off da biek and i was liek "y?" and he was liek' date=' "rape", and then i waz liek scaered an den i liek biked awai

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no, it rly hapend


so i was liek going home on my bike and dis guy leik pushed me off da biek and i was liek "y?" and he was liek' date=' "rape", and then i waz liek scaered an den i liek biked awai

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Yeah, sorry about that. I promise I won't do it again.

 

Who quoted mah post and left it ther w/out a comment! :P

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I once got in a fight' date=' and my mom got scared, and said, "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

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Strange, that happened to me too.

 

What are their names?

 

Phil and Vivian.

 

OMG, that's the name of the people I'm going to live with.

 

Dips on the bigger bedroom!

 

You must be Will. My name is Carlton. It will be a pleasure to live with you. I'm afraid the bigger room is mine, however.

 

The pleasure is all mine.

 

Concerning the rooms, we'll compete in a race around the world. We'll start under the Eiffel tower in 1 weeks time.

 

See you there.

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So YCMaker walks into a beauty salon with headphones on to get a haircut.

 

The hairdresser asks YCMaker to take them off for the haircut and YCMaker replies, "I can't, I'll die." The hairdresser proceeds to cut his hair and it looks awful.

 

Six weeks later YCMaker comes in for another haircut. The hairdresser pleads with him, "Please take your headphones off - I can make your hair look beautiful." Once again YCMaker replies, "I can't, I'll die." So he receives another awful haircut.

 

Six weeks later YCMaker shows up at the salon and once again the hairdresser says, "Please take your headphones off - I can make your hair beautiful if you would just take off the headphones." "I can't, I'll die."

 

The hairdresser proceeds to cut her hair. While doing so the blonde falls asleep.

 

The hairdresser quickly thinks to herself - I will remove the headphones and replace them before he wakes up. I'll make his hair look beautiful. Seconds after doing this YCMaker falls off the chair. The hairdresser checks him and finds he isn't breathing.

 

Having to know what was keeping him alive with the headphones on, she places them on her head. She hears, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breath out."

 

True story believe it or not.

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So YCMaker walks into a beauty salon with headphones on to get a haircut.

 

The hairdresser asks YCMaker to take them off for the haircut and YCMaker replies' date=' "I can't, I'll die." The hairdresser proceeds to cut his hair and it looks awful.

 

Six weeks later YCMaker comes in for another haircut. The hairdresser pleads with him, "Please take your headphones off - I can make your hair look beautiful." Once again YCMaker replies, "I can't, I'll die." So he receives another awful haircut.

 

Six weeks later YCMaker shows up at the salon and once again the hairdresser says, "Please take your headphones off - I can make your hair beautiful if you would just take off the headphones." "I can't, I'll die."

 

The hairdresser proceeds to cut her hair. While doing so the blonde falls asleep.

 

The hairdresser quickly thinks to herself - I will remove the headphones and replace them before he wakes up. I'll make his hair look beautiful. Seconds after doing this YCMaker falls off the chair. The hairdresser checks him and finds he isn't breathing.

 

Having to know what was keeping him alive with the headphones on, she places them on her head. She hears, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breath out."

 

True story believe it or not.

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i almost died laughing

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So YCMaker walks into a beauty salon with headphones on to get a haircut.

 

The hairdresser asks YCMaker to take them off for the haircut and YCMaker replies' date=' "I can't, I'll die." The hairdresser proceeds to cut his hair and it looks awful.

 

Six weeks later YCMaker comes in for another haircut. The hairdresser pleads with him, "Please take your headphones off - I can make your hair look beautiful." Once again YCMaker replies, "I can't, I'll die." So he receives another awful haircut.

 

Six weeks later YCMaker shows up at the salon and once again the hairdresser says, "Please take your headphones off - I can make your hair beautiful if you would just take off the headphones." "I can't, I'll die."

 

The hairdresser proceeds to cut her hair. While doing so the blonde falls asleep.

 

The hairdresser quickly thinks to herself - I will remove the headphones and replace them before he wakes up. I'll make his hair look beautiful. Seconds after doing this YCMaker falls off the chair. The hairdresser checks him and finds he isn't breathing.

 

Having to know what was keeping him alive with the headphones on, she places them on her head. She hears, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breath out."

 

True story believe it or not.

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So YCMaker walks into a beauty salon with headphones on to get a haircut.

 

The hairdresser asks YCMaker to take them off for the haircut and YCMaker replies' date=' "I can't, I'll die." The hairdresser proceeds to cut his hair and it looks awful.

 

Six weeks later YCMaker comes in for another haircut. The hairdresser pleads with him, "Please take your headphones off - I can make your hair look beautiful." Once again YCMaker replies, "I can't, I'll die." So he receives another awful haircut.

 

Six weeks later YCMaker shows up at the salon and once again the hairdresser says, "Please take your headphones off - I can make your hair beautiful if you would just take off the headphones." "I can't, I'll die."

 

The hairdresser proceeds to cut her hair. While doing so the blonde falls asleep.

 

The hairdresser quickly thinks to herself - I will remove the headphones and replace them before he wakes up. I'll make his hair look beautiful. Seconds after doing this YCMaker falls off the chair. The hairdresser checks him and finds he isn't breathing.

 

Having to know what was keeping him alive with the headphones on, she places them on her head. She hears, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breath out."

 

True story believe it or not.

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That was an epic story. God, I love that so much. If I hadn't had maxed my reps today, you'd get one.

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