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Mayan Guy #1: O Shiz! teh Planets be linin up!

 

Mayan Guy #2: Teh Prophecy haz ben Spoken!

 

Mayan Girl: Your a Genius' date=' Bear mai Child!

 

How teh 2012 Thing was thought up.

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And then the Catholic Church says it's true, therefore it must be true.

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Exactly' date=' It's a Bunch of BS.

 

I'm watching History, The programs about Nostradamus's 2012 Prediction.

 

AKA: BS.

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I was watching that, too. o_O

 

Total BS. Nostradamus was so vague, anything could be interpreted.

 

Updating my journal.

 

nowai

 

I will be waiting for the great Solar System line up which comes every 5000 years

 

Not exactly 5000 years' date=' but close to there. I doubt you'll be able to see the alignment anyways.

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well ok the Mayans knew about this line up of the Solar System and put it on the Dooms day thing

 

Right, because they were obsessed with astonomy. That doesn't mean the world will end because some planets line up.

 

No it will not Destory the Earth but it would be interestling

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Mayan Guy #1: O Shiz! teh Planets be linin up!

 

Mayan Guy #2: Teh Prophecy haz ben Spoken!

 

Mayan Girl: Your a Genius' date=' Bear mai Child!

 

How teh 2012 Thing was thought up.

[/quote']

 

And then the Catholic Church says it's true, therefore it must be true.

 

Then the Chinese, and The Egyptians catch on and Hell comes loose.

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Mayan Guy #1: O Shiz! teh Planets be linin up!

 

Mayan Guy #2: Teh Prophecy haz ben Spoken!

 

Mayan Girl: Your a Genius' date=' Bear mai Child!

 

How teh 2012 Thing was thought up.

[/quote']

 

And then the Catholic Church says it's true, therefore it must be true.

 

Then the Chinese, and The Egyptians catch on and Hell comes loose.

 

And now 2/3 of the world will mass suicide the night before. The 1/3 that stay alive will be the generally smart population, and will laugh so hard when the world doesn't end.

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Mayan Guy #1: O Shiz! teh Planets be linin up!

 

Mayan Guy #2: Teh Prophecy haz ben Spoken!

 

Mayan Girl: Your a Genius' date=' Bear mai Child!

 

How teh 2012 Thing was thought up.

[/quote']

 

And then the Catholic Church says it's true, therefore it must be true.

 

Then the Chinese, and The Egyptians catch on and Hell comes loose.

 

And now 2/3 of the world will mass suicide the night before. The 1/3 that stay alive will be the generally smart population, and will laugh so hard when the world doesn't end.

 

So me you and Horus will be a few of the YCMers left...

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Mayan Guy #1: O Shiz! teh Planets be linin up!

 

Mayan Guy #2: Teh Prophecy haz ben Spoken!

 

Mayan Girl: Your a Genius' date=' Bear mai Child!

 

How teh 2012 Thing was thought up.

[/quote']

 

And then the Catholic Church says it's true, therefore it must be true.

 

Then the Chinese, and The Egyptians catch on and Hell comes loose.

 

And now 2/3 of the world will mass suicide the night before. The 1/3 that stay alive will be the generally smart population, and will laugh so hard when the world doesn't end.

 

Which will be us! :P

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Mayan Guy #1: O Shiz! teh Planets be linin up!

 

Mayan Guy #2: Teh Prophecy haz ben Spoken!

 

Mayan Girl: Your a Genius' date=' Bear mai Child!

 

How teh 2012 Thing was thought up.

[/quote']

 

And then the Catholic Church says it's true, therefore it must be true.

 

Then the Chinese, and The Egyptians catch on and Hell comes loose.

 

And now 2/3 of the world will mass suicide the night before. The 1/3 that stay alive will be the generally smart population, and will laugh so hard when the world doesn't end.

 

So me you and Horus will be a few of the YCMers left...

 

And some scientists and other smart people.

 

Mayan Guy #1: O Shiz! teh Planets be linin up!

 

Mayan Guy #2: Teh Prophecy haz ben Spoken!

 

Mayan Girl: Your a Genius' date=' Bear mai Child!

 

How teh 2012 Thing was thought up.

[/quote']

 

And then the Catholic Church says it's true, therefore it must be true.

 

Then the Chinese, and The Egyptians catch on and Hell comes loose.

 

And now 2/3 of the world will mass suicide the night before. The 1/3 that stay alive will be the generally smart population, and will laugh so hard when the world doesn't end.

 

Which will be us! :P

 

Yes, quite.

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Mayan Guy #1: O Shiz! teh Planets be linin up!

 

Mayan Guy #2: Teh Prophecy haz ben Spoken!

 

Mayan Girl: Your a Genius' date=' Bear mai Child!

 

How teh 2012 Thing was thought up.

[/quote']

 

And then the Catholic Church says it's true, therefore it must be true.

 

Then the Chinese, and The Egyptians catch on and Hell comes loose.

 

And now 2/3 of the world will mass suicide the night before. The 1/3 that stay alive will be the generally smart population, and will laugh so hard when the world doesn't end.

 

So me you and Horus will be a few of the YCMers left...

 

And some scientists and other smart people.

 

Mayan Guy #1: O Shiz! teh Planets be linin up!

 

Mayan Guy #2: Teh Prophecy haz ben Spoken!

 

Mayan Girl: Your a Genius' date=' Bear mai Child!

 

How teh 2012 Thing was thought up.

[/quote']

 

And then the Catholic Church says it's true, therefore it must be true.

 

Then the Chinese, and The Egyptians catch on and Hell comes loose.

 

And now 2/3 of the world will mass suicide the night before. The 1/3 that stay alive will be the generally smart population, and will laugh so hard when the world doesn't end.

 

Which will be us! :P

 

Yes, quite.

 

Life on teh Sun is Maor Realistic.

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Mayan Guy #1: O Shiz! teh Planets be linin up!

 

Mayan Guy #2: Teh Prophecy haz ben Spoken!

 

Mayan Girl: Your a Genius' date=' Bear mai Child!

 

How teh 2012 Thing was thought up.

[/quote']

 

And then the Catholic Church says it's true, therefore it must be true.

 

Then the Chinese, and The Egyptians catch on and Hell comes loose.

 

And now 2/3 of the world will mass suicide the night before. The 1/3 that stay alive will be the generally smart population, and will laugh so hard when the world doesn't end.

 

So me you and Horus will be a few of the YCMers left...

 

And some scientists and other smart people.

 

That depends on which scientists were talking about, though. Honestly, more than half will probably commit suicide too.

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I would make a thread to discuss the whole thing, final goodbyes, and last wills, in order to scare the morons who believe it's true. Then, when everything is fine, that fear will remain with them, and it will teach them not to believe in something so idiotic again.

 

Asking if you believe in 2012, and asking if you are a moron, are the same thing.

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I would make a thread to discuss the whole thing' date=' final goodbyes, and last wills, in order to scare the morons who believe it's true. Then, when everything is fine, that fear will remain with them, and it will teach them not to believe in something so idiotic again.

 

Asking if you believe in 2012, and asking if you are a moron, are the same thing.

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Yes. I use both questions interchangeably.

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I would make a thread to discuss the whole thing' date=' final goodbyes, and last wills, in order to scare the morons who believe it's true. Then, when everything is fine, that fear will remain with them, and it will teach them not to believe in something so idiotic again.

 

Asking if you believe in 2012, and asking if you are a moron, are the same thing.

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Yes. I use both questions interchangeably.

 

Unless of course, there are smart people, who's imaginations, which are just as large as their intellegance, would run rampid and believe in it.

 

Which is exactly what happened to me, and then I sat down, calmed down, and tried to think of things that oppose and support the rumor. There were no supports, and plenty of opposes.

 

I never thought the world was going to end in 2012 again.

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You know. It'd be hilarious if the world did end on 12-21. It would be more hilarious if someone was in space at the time.

 

Spaceman #1: Man has finally reached Mars!

 

Spaceman #2: Hey, isn't that the world that just blew up? By a giant cartoon mouth shooting a lazer beam?

 

Spaceman #1: Yeah. What's your point?

 

Spaceman #2: I forgot to feed my 8 cats and my inflatable wife!

 

Spaceman #1: But what about where we are gonna go! We're stuck on Mars!

 

Spaceman #2: We could......end this poorly made joke without any real climax or punchline and completely disappoint the readers?

 

Spaceman #1: Sounds good.

 

It wouldn't be hilarous. You'd probably be dead. Hopefully in a peaceful manner, rather than a zombie or by a pedobear demon.

 

Good thing it won't happen ^_^

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You know. It'd be hilarious if the world did end on 12-21. It would be more hilarious if someone was in space at the time.

 

Spaceman #1: Man has finally reached Mars!

 

Spaceman #2: Hey' date=' isn't that the world that just blew up? By a giant cartoon mouth shooting a lazer beam?

 

Spaceman #1: Yeah. What's your point?

 

Spaceman #2: I forgot to feed my 8 cats and my inflatable wife!

 

Spaceman #1: But what about where we are gonna go! We're stuck on Mars!

 

Spaceman #2: We could......end this poorly made joke without any real climax or punchline and completely disappoint the readers?

 

Spaceman #1: Sounds good.

 

It wouldn't be hilarous. You'd probably be dead. Hopefully in a peaceful manner, rather than a zombie or by a pedobear demon.

 

Good thing it won't happen ^_^

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I think he meant the ISS. :/

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Well also there is the Polar Thing that is going to be North to South and South to North

 

That's just more hype. Did anything happen in Y2K? No. Why should the shifting of poles changing anything?

 

the polar shifts is real and it has happen every 2000 years or so and the Earth's manetic force field is going off for the shift

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