Dark Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Try this: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 2012. ZOMG, SUICIDE THE NIGHT BEFORE SO YOU DON'T SEE THE HORROR! You think I tricked them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Try this: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 2012. ZOMG' date=' SUICIDE THE NIGHT BEFORE SO YOU DON'T SEE THE HORROR! You think I tricked them? Aw, but then it's not as funny.. Oh well, let's hope that works. *insert evil laugh here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Try this: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 2012. ZOMG' date=' SUICIDE THE NIGHT BEFORE SO YOU DON'T SEE THE HORROR! You think I tricked them? Aw, but then it's not as funny.. Oh well, let's hope that works. *insert evil laugh here* It's funny if you highlight the post ;). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Try this: THE WORLD IS GOING TO END IN 2012. ZOMG' date=' SUICIDE THE NIGHT BEFORE SO YOU DON'T SEE THE HORROR! You think I tricked them? Aw, but then it's not as funny.. Oh well, let's hope that works. *insert evil laugh here* It's funny if you highlight the post ;). Brilliant as usual, Dark. You have *checks #5 in sig* proven my idiocy. =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 I'd be celebrating my birthday 5 days before so... See, I have a different interpretation of the world ending. At that very moment, the Winter Solstice, the basis of my little religion will begin. Since everyone in the prophecy has turned 15, the world will be completely destroyed, and a new one will form. Only those who worship the god of my religion will survive. @Dark: Do not bash this religion. You don't even know what it's based on. or... I would... um... I dunno, celebrate the Winter Solstice? Actually, the solstice starts at 6:00 AM so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 What? Fine. I'm going to have to put back my plot to take over the world until you finish with your problems. I'm aiming for emperor of the Western and some of the Eastern Hemisphere. I'll aim for Japan as my first non-Western province. What religion is that? Sounds like some crackpot cult if you ask me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Snif dat illegal high end sheet mother funker/doomsday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I'd be celebrating my birthday 5 days before so... See' date=' I have a different interpretation of the world ending. At that very moment, the Winter Solstice, the basis of my little religion will begin. Since everyone in the prophecy has turned 15, the world will be completely destroyed, and a new one will form. Only those who worship the god of my religion will survive. @Dark: Do not bash this religion. You don't even know what it's based on. or... I would... um... I dunno, celebrate the Winter Solstice? Actually, the solstice starts at 6:00 AM so...[/quote'] LOL I AM BASHING YOUR RELIGION YOUR RELIGION SUX0RS. It is obviously possible for everyone to die except people who worship in a seperate God from others. Obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 But my religion doesn't have a god. That's the sad part. We have It (Da Head Boss is what we call him), and then minor CEOs. My religion, if you wish to know, is very economical. EDIT: It's what you call a business, I believe? If I'm not mistaken. The crisis is some sort of Great Depression happening all over again. I think. Just cause I'm the creator doesn't mean I forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 So only if you pray to Da Head Boss, you won't die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Bump this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I see no reason to bump this thread. It's either semi-active or deserves to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 On that day I will steal from the people who commit suicide ( it's genius what an original idea and I came up with it all by myself yup no help at all) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 OMG BIBLICAL DISASTAR11!!!1!!!!! But seriously' date=' the night before I'll get laid, [s']do all kinds of drugs[/s] eat all kinds of candy, and then the day after if I'm still alive, I'll be chillin with my homies and familia. Same as Hunter but smoking not Drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 On that day I will steal from the people who commit suicide ( it's genius what an original idea and I came up with it all by myself yup no help at all) Raelen and myself came up with that idea first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 So only if you pray to Da Head Boss' date=' you won't die?[/quote']No. The god is unexistant. There are some symbolic dead people, like Alexander Hamilton, Alexander The Great, etc. But no god.On that day I will steal from the people who commit suicide ( it's genius what an original idea and I came up with it all by myself yup no help at all) Raelen and myself came up with that idea first. That was sarcasm. You out of all people have the hardest time picking these things up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 My sarcasm detector is still in the mail. :/ The one I currently have is outdated. OMGAKITTY told me I needed a newer version, so I am waiting for it to ship. I can still USE sarcasm, but my detector won't pick too much up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 My sarcasm detector is still in the mail. :/ The one I currently have is outdated. OMGAKITTY told me I needed a newer version' date=' so I am waiting for it to ship. I can still USE sarcasm, but my detector won't pick too much up.[/quote'] Ah, that makes sense. I once lost my sarcasm detector. It wasn't pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 My sarcasm detector is still in the mail. :/ The one I currently have is outdated. OMGAKITTY told me I needed a newer version' date=' so I am waiting for it to ship. I can still USE sarcasm, but my detector won't pick too much up.[/quote'] Ah, that makes sense. I once lost my sarcasm detector. It wasn't pretty. I'm really trying to get the old one to work in the meantime, but it doesn't pick up subtle sarcasm like it used to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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