Cyber Altair Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Wow. I lol'd. Pretty hard. You don't wanna know how hard I lol'd. Hahaha. I ROFL'ed in the room next to me sleeping parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I'll ask him why he clubbed me and dragged me into the white room. Then I'll kill him and head for the door. Check to make sure your pants are still on first. "Pics or it didn't happen" Same rules apply to a possible rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Death metals birds in sig made me thing flies wer flying on my screen >:l I'd kill him with Luthaar, then anally rape him Steal his wallet get the hell outta there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 "HI UNCLE STANLEY!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merciful Idiot Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 There are many things I may say. Like: "Are we in outer space?" "Are you a Digimon?" "Shouldn't you be wearing pink?" "Are you Michael Jackson?" "DIE, SPAWN OF DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Do you like fish?" "Want some chocolate?" "Holy **** on a ******* sandwich with **** on top." [spoiler=Sorry about that, couldn't help myself. This is what I would REALLY say] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 "So you're the Architect?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 "I'll take the red pill. Hand it over." or "Hmm, I always imagined God looked more like Morgan Freeman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I'd say:"Doctor Octagona- Oh wait, Doctor DJ-gonapus Blahh"Either taht, or:My dad has a gun collection :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Lord Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 "Hmm' date=' I always imagined God looked more like Morgan Freeman."[/quote'] I think he should. That would be so cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Ryder Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 "... This room is stupid. I want to GTFO of here. NAO." Eh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 "Do a handstand and sing a song about virginity. Ask good questions, old man." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 You ask him when the hell he turned gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Rhodes Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I would say "Wtf? Where are my 72 virgins?"lolz sorry. That mighta been inappropriate. lol same i would say WTF is going on here lol to be truthful i dont know what i would do :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I'll ask him why he clubbed me and dragged me into the white room. Then I'll kill him and head for the door. Check to make sure your pants are still on first. "Pics or it didn't happen" Same rules apply to a possible rape. Remember, it's not rape if you yell surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I would say something like: LET THERE BE CAKE!then he would say: the cake is a liethen I would swear for the next 100 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Me: ...Is this the room of gods? Are we the only gods? Do we have to reproduce to make more gods? Because thats kinda weird. Are you gonna rape me? If you are, please GTFO. If we are gods, doesnt that mean we are virgins? Last time I checked, im not a virgin. Anyway, im gonna kill myself so I can GTFA from you. Cya, *I STAB MYSELF*. What the crap? How am I back here? Oh well, wanna have a drink? White shirt/pant man: Sorry, cant. My doctor told me not to drink after I rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Isnt this rather a game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 A more appropriate question to be asked upon post-death awakening is "Butt's twelve by pies?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I would say:"Can you move please, your blocking my fiew of the porn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugiohrulez! Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 "Errrrr, hi?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 "So you're the Architect?" Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I disappear and he gets Rick Rolled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tiger Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Well, since I'm obviously dreaming, I kick him and say "F*** you, B****" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 [spoiler=List of Answers] 1."What now? Uh.....I'd like 'Metaphorical Questions' for $500." 2. "Want to play a game?""Sure.""THE GAME. You lost. Want to play again?" 3. "Want to play a children's card game to see who's manlier?" 4. "I'd like to buy a vowel." 5. "Uh...........is that a trick question?" 6. "So, what would you do if you died, and you are standing in a completely white room with a man completely dressed in white sitting in a chair and asks "What now?"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 And you open your eyes and you find yourself in a white room' date=' a man dressed in full white is sitting in a chair in front of you. He asks one question."What now?" How would you respond?[/quote'] If the white-dressed man is God, this is an imaginary situation that is irrelevant to anything we will encounter in our lives. If this is supposedly a dream, we will eventually wake up and therefore what you decide to do does not matter. If I am dead, there is nothing that could possibly happen that would bring me back to life or transport me anywhere else, but that was only an assumption from the first post. In an attempt to stay on topic, I would ask if I could sit on his chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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