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So I can't get back to sleep.


Larxene

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My mom felt like waking me up after midnight because my iPod was too loud. (Even though she sleeps on the floor above me, and wouldn't be able to hear it once she went to bed. >>;; )

 

And if I wake up in the middle of the night, I can never get back to sleep.

 

 

So, I want all of you to bore me to the point where I fall asleep.

 

Or offer legitimate suggestions on how to get back to sleep, that works too.

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I just turn on my iHome and fall asleep to some music but if that doesn't work you can always just sip on some hot tea.

 

Or you can just bash you head until you get knocked out. Other than that I don't know what to tell you' date=' I'm all outta suggestions. Sorry Clairex.

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It's fine, I'll try the tea thing.

 

I've had serious insomnia' date=' got a prescription from my doctor earlier this week, now sleeping well. Got problems? See a doctor, it works.

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I can sleep fine usually, just as long as no one wakes me up because then I can never get back to sleep.

 

Masturbate

 

Tried it.

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Do complicated algebra in your head. Keep doing them until your head hurts so much that you just have to stop. When you realise that you have too much of a headache to sleep, take some painkillers, but the ones that make you drowsy. This because if you take painkillers when not in pain, the universe may asplode.

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Do complicated algebra in your head. Keep doing them until your head hurts so much that you just have to stop. When you realise that you have too much of a headache to sleep' date=' take some painkillers, but the ones that make you drowsy. This because if you take painkillers when not in pain, the universe may asplode.

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Tried that.

 

I already had a headache to begin with though.

 

Well Larxene' date=' do you wish to sleep for a prolonged period? What is your weight?

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About 130-140.

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