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UN-N00BINATOR VERSION 2.0


RyanAtlus

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Hi!

I'm LarryCotter! You might remember me from topics such as "THE 'Crush Card Virus' Thread", "The big September 'What if?'-Thread" and "Guide to Stalling."

But now for something completely else.

 

n00bs

 

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We've all seen it before. You're scanning through the Deck section going duh-a-diddy, dum-diddy-day...While suddenly you see a new topic titled "MY DCEK!!!1!!!!"

This makes you rage. You enter the topic, quickly look at it and then you go all like "TC is a fvcktard." or "LOLYCM".

This results in a heated discussion and the TC mentionned before to go cutting himself while listening to Linkin' Park.

 

BUT NOW!

I believe that YCM is there to help those poor emo's n00bs. And I have thought out a plan. A very evil plan. A plan that will create a giant army of good card gamers. An army for YCM...And when politics are finally controlled by card games, WE will take over the world , and possibly destroy it a little.

 

THEREFORE!

Whenever you see a n00b posting a Deck called "LULZAWSUMYUGIJADENYUSEIDECK!!!1!!", please send the n00b a friendly PM, in which you explain to him what a Deck Type is, and offer some of the cheaper choices are. If the n00b sends you a friendly PM back, advice him to delete his topic and start building a Deck with him, thoroughly explaining all the cards in the Deck.

 

IF!

He send you an angry PM, quickly contact all your friends and tell them to flame the n00b like crazy and give him so much negreps that they become UNDER MINUS NINE THOUSAND!!!

 

Good Idea?

 

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[spoiler=EXAMPLE OF HOW AND WHAT!]

Anyways...cheap Dragons.

The only non-terrible ways to run Dragons are REDRUM Decks' date=' Trident OTK's and Beatdown Decks. Since the former two are expensive, I'll help you with Beatdown. Cheap Dragon Beatdown, to be more exactly. It's a n00b's favourite Deck Type, but we'll try 'n make something decent out of it.

 

=Monsters=

 

-Blue-Eyes White Dragon

Easily obtainable. It's level 8, and that's really really cool. I'll explain later on.

 

-Tyrant Dragon

It's in SD13, so it's easy to find. I believe he once was a rare in a Championship Pack too. His ability to attack twice is great, and he cannot be targeted by Traps. (Such as the commonly played Phoenix Wing Wind Blast.) Downside is that he has a small SS restiction, but in a Dragon build you shouldn't have any problems with it.

 

-Decoy Dragon

Also SD13. It's basically a walking Reborn. It has to be face-up in order to screw your opponent, but the following card can help you with that.

 

-Masked Dragon

He's in both the Dragon Structure Decks. He can Search out Decoy Dragon, itself, or maybe even the following 2 Cards.

 

-Magna Drago

The first Dragon Tuner! This little mate can increase its attack by defeating other monsters.

 

-White Stone of Legend

Hell yeah. A common from CSOC; easy to obtain. Instant Blue-Eyes in hand. This card is great to Synchro Summon with. Downside: it's a LV1.

 

-Non-Dragon Monsters

Sangan and Morphing Jar are usefull in Dragon Decks. Krebons could also be fitted in if you prefer him over Magna Drago. Snipe Hunter can dump cards in the Graveyard.

 

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3] Blue-Eyes White Dragon

3] Tyrant Dragon

2] Decoy Dragon

3] Masked Dragon

2] Magna Drago

2] White Stone of Legend

1] Twin-Headed Behemoth

1] Sangan

1] Morphing Jar

 

 

=Spells=

 

-Dragon's Mirror

Use this if you've got an FGD. If you have not, don't use this.

 

-Trade-In

Common from SD13. This is why BEWD and TD are great Dragons. You want them in the Grave, but sometimes they stick in your hand. This is a great solution.

 

-Card Destruction

Gives both players a new hand. Nothing is sweeter than ditching a huge Dragon and Drawing a Decoy Dragon.

 

-Mausoleum of the Emperor

Again; common from SD13. This Card can provide Tributes for your big Dragons.

 

-Mystik Wok

SD13's solution to Mausoleum's high cost. You can chain it to a card that would destroy your Dragon, for it is Quick-Play

 

-Soul Exchange

You can steal an opponents monster and Tribute it! It's cool, but be carefull with it.

 

-Fighting Spirit

Yes, an Equip Spell Card. I bet you've got one or two in your box of commons. Since all of your low-level monsters are rather weak in terms of ATK, this one can be very helpfull. You might think there are better choices than this one. But he's got a side effect that can help you when Stalling and Suiciding.

 

-Ancient Rules

A very old Rare. Special Summons a Blue-Eyes from your hand. LOL

 

-Staples

Heavy Storm, Brain Control, Lightning Vortex (x2), MST, Swords need no explanation. If you don't get why they're usefull, stop playing YGO.

 

(1] Dragon's Mirror)

3] Trade-In

1] Card Destruction

2] Mausoleum of the Emperor

2] Mystik Wok

1] Soul Exchange

2] Fighting Spirit

1] Ancient Rules

6] Staples

 

 

=Traps=

 

!Note! Dragons don't rely on Traps. In fact' date=' they kinda dislike them.

We've still got 3/4 slots to fill, so...

 

-Royal Decree

This will stop any Traps. Downside: it also negates yours. Solution: Have a maximum of five Traps, including the Decrees.

 

-Free Spot

Test Run, and choose what Trap you can use best. This place will probably be filled with Torrential Tribute, Call of the Haunted or Solemn Judgment. I prefer the first one.

 

3] Royal Decree

1] Torrential Tribute/Call of the Haunted/Solemn/...

 

 

=Extra Deck=

 

If you haven't loads of money to spend, you probably won't have many Synchro Monsters. If you have FGD, put it in.

If you've got more than 15 Synchro Monsters, start by putting in the ones you can Summon without stealing Cards from the opponent. Then put in the ones you are more likely to be able to steal of an opponent. (e.g. If you've got a Blackwing Synchro and an Alien Synchro, put in the BW one, for BW's are far more popular than Aliens.

 

Five-Headed Dragon

 

(Must-haves)

Stardust Dragon

Black Rose Dragon

Red Dragon Archfiend

Goyo Guardian

 

(Other)

 

 

=Side Deck=

Depends on your local meta. Make sure there are Cards against LS' date=' BW, GB in it.

 

 

 

=Conclusion=

 

Monsters (19)

3] Blue-Eyes White Dragon

3] Tyrant Dragon

2] Decoy Dragon

3] Masked Dragon

2] Magna Drago

2] White Stone of Legend

1] Twin-Headed Behemoth

1] Sangan

1] Morphing Jar

 

Spells (18/19)

(1] Dragon's Mirror)

3] Trade-In

1] Card Destruction

2] Mausoleum of the Emperor

2] Mystik Wok

1] Soul Exchange

2] Fighting Spirit

1] Ancient Rules

6] Staples

 

Traps (4)

3] Royal Decree

1] Torrential Tribute/Call of the Haunted/Solemn/...

 

Extra Deck (...-15]

Five-Headed Dragon

 

(Must-haves)

Stardust Dragon

Black Rose Dragon

Red Dragon Archfiend

Goyo Guardian

 

(Other)

 

=Not your style?=

Go for Vanilla.

Tri-Horned Dragon, Luster Dragon, Hunter Dragon, Justi-Break, Birthright, more Ancient Rules........Easy to find, fun to play. You might even put Skill Drain in it...It's all up to you!

 

 

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