Blamonchesix Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Basically, the only thing we need is determination and discipline. Below is the list of what we can do with our free time equal to the calories we burn every hour Basketball ----------------------------------- 800 calories per hour (cph)Volleyball ----------------------------------------------------- 500 cphGambling -----------------------------------------------------100 cphWatching: Survivor ------------------------------------------- 60 cphWatching: Porn ----------------------------------------------- 300 cphWatching: Porn (No Cuts) ------------------------------------- 950 cphWatching: Speeches ------------------------------------------ 1 cphTennis -------------------------------------------------------- 410 cphJudo ---------------------------------------------------------- 900 cphRiot --------------------------------------------------------- 1,000 cphTable Tennis ------------------------------------------------- 240 cphTable, Chairs and Party needs ------------------------------- FOR RENTWeb Browsing ------------------------------------------------- 40 cphPlaying a Video Game ------------------------------------------ 540 cphWalking at the sea shore --------------------------------------- 50 cphWalking at the side walk --------------------------------------- 350 cphWalking at the side walk (at midnight) -------------------------- 890 cphMountain Climbing --------------------------------------------- 600 cphSocial Climbing ------------------------------------------------ 710 cphChat: Internet ------------------------------------------------- 1 cphChat: Text Messages ------------------------------------------ 1 cphChat: Phone --------------------------------------------------- 1 cphSleeping ------------------------------------------------------- 1 cphSwimming ---------------------------------------------------- 300 cphSwimming (with sharks) --------------------------------------- 980 cphSkiing -------------------------------------------------------- 600 cphSkiing (with avalanche) -------------------------------------- 1600 cphCycling ------------------------------------------------------ 210 cphRunning ------------------------------------------------------ 500 cphRunning for public office -----------------------------------1,584.73 cphArraignment ---------------------------------------------- 26,250 cphLethal Injection ------------------------------------------- 26,251 cphChopped walnuts ------------------------------------------ 1/2 cupFlour ----------------------------------------------------- 1 cupMargarine ------------------------------------------------- 1/2 cupCream cheese -------------------------------------------- 8 oz.Confectioner's sugar --------------------------------------- 1 cupCool whip ------------------------------------------------ 1 cupInstant vanilla pudding ------------------------------------- 1 ea.Instant butterscotch pudding ------------------------------ 1 ea.Milk ------------------------------------------------------- 2 & 3/4 cup Mix the margarine and flour in a mixing bowl. Add the 1/4 cup of walnut. Put in a 9" x 13" pan. Cook in the oven for 15 minutes at 350 degrees. Let it cool down. Mix the sugar with the cream cheese. Add the 1/2 cup of cool whip. Spread it at the cold crust. Mix the 2 puddings with milk. Mix until it becomes a little hard. Spread the cheese mixture onto the crust. Spread the remaining cool whip on top and add the remaining 1/4 cup of walnuts. Put in the refrigerator for about an hour. Eat in bed and watch TV...... mmmmmmmm, delicious! (Repeat 2x then fade) I got this from a book. I just roughly translated a part of it and thought it would be nice to share it to someone. I had fun reading it. Hope you did too. (^_^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Lethal Injection ------------------------------------------- 26' date='251 cph[/quote'] I lol'd. Also, why does this randomly turn into a recipe that would seem to thwart your efforts to burn calories in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted September 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Lethal Injection ------------------------------------------- 26' date='251 cph[/quote'] I lol'd. Also, why does this randomly turn into a recipe that would seem to thwart your efforts to burn calories in the first place? I know. I'm still wondering about it too. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Dude, I weigh 130 and I'm six foot one. I'm fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 This first post was obviously a troll post. Watching Speeches burns 2 calories an hour, get your damn facts straight. Here's one for you: Going on YCM --- -1000 cph Yes, NEGATIVE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I have 1 percent body fat. I'm covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Why go through all the work when you can get liposuction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 I lost 35 pounds over a couple of months over a simple diet. I just stopped eating a lot. I occasionally suffer from malnutrition, but it's nothing I can't handle. I don't exercise, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Lol, awesome. You deserve a rep for that ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Why go through all the work when you can get liposuction? Because... liposuction costs money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Why go through all the work when you can get liposuction? Because... liposuction costs money? I bet it doesn't even burn as many cph as lethal injection. And I know ways to get one of those for about $-1million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Gambling burns 100 cph. I'm going to Vegas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Gambling burns 100 cph. I'm going to Vegas. ...but......porn burns 950cph... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Gambling burns 100 cph. I'm going to Vegas. ...but......porn burns 950cph... Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 You didn't even list football =/ 2 weeks and I've lost 10 pounds. Look at how many calories the guy in my sig is losing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk-Chan Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Gambling burns 100 cph. I'm going to Vegas. ...but......porn burns 950cph... Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 throw up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Swimming (with sharks) --------------------------------------- 980 cph wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 throw up Assuming twice an hour, that burns 1200 cph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted September 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 throw up Assuming twice an hour' date=' that burns 1200 cph.[/quote'] You can actually burn that much 2x an hour?A little disgusting though. X[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Playing a Video Game ------------------------------------------ 540 cph Will do right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 I lose weight from sitting on my couch. So I'm fine. And like, wtf... A recipe xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 working at Gamestop = (-50,000 CPH) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted September 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 working at Gamestop = (-50' date='000 CPH)[/quote'] Whoa. That is some value. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Throw-up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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