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I had a Sex Ed class assignment: Kiss at least 10 girls/boys.

I was like: What the f*ck did I just step into the Whatthef*ck Zone?

 

You can't be fr srs.

 

My new lie detector (came free with the sarcasm detector) is going off.

 

Of course it was a lie.

But this is true, so no lie:

Geography: Locate Egypt.

My answer: The only pink colored country in Africa. Unless you're color blind, top right.

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I had a Sex Ed class assignment: Kiss at least 10 girls/boys.

I was like: What the f*ck did I just step into the Whatthef*ck Zone?

 

You can't be fr srs.

 

My new lie detector (came free with the sarcasm detector) is going off.

 

Of course it was a lie.

But this is true' date=' so no lie:

Geography: Locate Egypt.

My answer: The only pink colored country in Africa. Unless you're color blind, top right.

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Project or assignment?

 

Either way, I am lol'ing so hard.

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I had a Sex Ed class assignment: Kiss at least 10 girls/boys.

I was like: What the f*ck did I just step into the Whatthef*ck Zone?

 

You can't be fr srs.

 

My new lie detector (came free with the sarcasm detector) is going off.

 

Of course it was a lie.

But this is true' date=' so no lie:

Geography: Locate Egypt.

My answer: The only pink colored country in Africa. Unless you're color blind, top right.

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Project or assignment?

 

Either way, I am lol'ing so hard.

 

Assignment.

Another one:

History: Make a Timeline of your life.

I said: Why make a timeline? I could just tell you what happened. I was born. I lived till today, and in a second, I'm making the class lol because I am being a smart-A to you.

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I had to make a family tree. Instead of putting my family members names, I simply put my name, branched out to "Mom" and "Dad", which branched out to "Grandfather", "Grandmother", and repeat for the other side. I did this until 3 greats (great-great-great-grandfather/mother). I got a B.

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I had to make a family tree. Instead of putting my family members names' date=' I simply put my name, branched out to "Mom" and "Dad", which branched out to "Grandfather", "Grandmother", and repeat for the other side. I did this until 3 greats (great-great-great-grandfather/mother). I got a B.

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How does that work?

Oh yeah:

Test: Bonus question: Name three systems of teh body and explain why:

1: Reproduction, with out it, we're as good as dead.

2: Why should I name another? I'm not planning to be a doctor you know, but here: Skeletal System, cause without it we'd look like a blob.

3: Nervous system, cause without it, you won't get that feeling.

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You really are a smart-ass. :D

 

You should see me against my mom.

Hella smart-ass.

 

We have so much in common. :3

 

Am I your master' date=' or are you mine?

 

Are you that Satan guy who gave me your blood?

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Indeed General.

 

If he's satan' date=' I'm the boogy man.

 

No really, please be satan. Then I have a good reson for being under Princess Mia's bad.

 

xD

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So she can kick your ass?

Okay, you go do that and I'll laugh my ass off while she beats the living crap out of you, and Kayne West comes in and says: Yo shiko11, Imma let ya finish getting beat up by Mia, but Bruce Lee's victims were the best beaten up guys of all time!

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