Dark Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 You know I have this one story abou--- WAIT1SECOND WAT DO U MEEN BI "IF" U BELEVE IN SANTA? D: Lol' date=' that made my day. I have to sig it...[/quote'] Is there any reason you sigged it in white? D: -God is no god. God is only pancakes. Pancakes are horrible. It doesn't suit God well. God can be french toast, kay? Can it at least god have some butter with that? D: Yeah, God deserves at least that much. And butter + french toast = win. Sigged. I know you are not going to sig it. Because your so cool and awesome. D: Just did. I think it's messed up, it says that I posted "God is no God". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 You know I have this one story abou--- WAIT1SECOND WAT DO U MEEN BI "IF" U BELEVE IN SANTA? D: Lol' date=' that made my day. I have to sig it...[/quote'] Is there any reason you sigged it in white? D: -God is no god. God is only pancakes. Pancakes are horrible. It doesn't suit God well. God can be french toast, kay? Can it at least god have some butter with that? D: Yeah, God deserves at least that much. And butter + french toast = win. Sigged. I know you are not going to sig it. Because your so cool and awesome. D: Just did. I think it's messed up, it says that I posted "God is no God". Oh shitz. BRB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 You know I have this one story abou--- WAIT1SECOND WAT DO U MEEN BI "IF" U BELEVE IN SANTA? D: Lol' date=' that made my day. I have to sig it...[/quote'] Is there any reason you sigged it in white? D: -God is no god. God is only pancakes. Pancakes are horrible. It doesn't suit God well. God can be french toast, kay? Can it at least god have some butter with that? D: Yeah, God deserves at least that much. And butter + french toast = win. Sigged. I know you are not going to sig it. Because your so cool and awesome. D: Just did. I think it's messed up, it says that I posted "God is no God". Oh shitz. BRB You fixed it. ;D Hopefully Christian people don't flame me for calling their God a food item. lolreligion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charming Leo Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 He's going to come into your house this Christmas and steal your Yugioh Cards. Saint Nicholas' date=' AKA Santa Claus, was the Patron Saint of [b']Thieves and Children.[/b] Ha, discuss weird Patron Saints. So he's a pedophile that steals? HALLELUJAH! epic lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~LunaticTouhou~ Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 He is epic. Of course he exists. But will some video game charactors exist too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Saint Nicholas, AKA Santa Claus, was the Patron Saint of Thieves and Children. By that, do you mean stealing children? Or he stole from children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I don't believe in Santa but i did make my classmates cry (When we were younger) cuz i said i shot Santa and Christmas wouldn't come. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~LunaticTouhou~ Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 He dosen't steal, he creates. He is the creator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snitch Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Saint Nicholas' date=' AKA Santa Claus, was the Patron Saint of Thieves and Children.[/i'] By that, do you mean stealing children? Or he stole from children? And now we wonder just what he stole from the children. And I'm sure it's not an object. I don't believe in Santa but i did make my classmates cry (When we were younger) cuz i said i shot Santa and Christmas wouldn't come. =D More trolling. -sigh- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I don't believe in Santa but i did make my classmates cry (When we were younger) cuz i said i shot Santa and Christmas wouldn't come. =D Read my early post he was real 2000 years ago and he was Roman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~LunaticTouhou~ Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 See, he is real, just no belivers:(. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codypops Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 2 things: 1!Santaclause are am unreal. An old fat man with a beard who is 2000 years old? Get real. You know what, people can't even live for that long. I suppose actually. MY NAME IS TOM BLOOBARRY. IM 1353 YEARS OLD.2!I don't believe in Santa but i did make my classmates cry (When we were younger) cuz i said i shot Santa and Christmas wouldn't come. =D Sigged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 This is a few weeks old, but i'll keep it open. This pic explains my belief when it comes to Old Saint Nick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 Saint Gertrude of Nivelles - Patron saint of the fear of mice (suriphobia)Saint Scholastica - Patron Saint of Convulsive ChildrenSaint Hubert of Liege - Patron Saint of Mad DogsSaint Monica - Patron Saint of AlcoholicsSaint Dominic Savio - Patron Saint of Juvenile DelinquentsSaint Isidore of Seville - Patron Saint of the InternetSaint Brendan the Navigator - Patron Saint of WhalesSaint Rene Goupil - Patron Saint of AnesthesiologistsSaint Polycarp - Patron Saint against DysenterySaint Fiacre - Patron Saint of Sexually Transmitted Diseases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 No attachments... >.> Also, this thread is about Patron saints in general, not about Santa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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