Blamonchesix Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Do you believe in demons? The evil spirit that enters the body of people? The fiend which is red, has big horns, sharp fangs and holds an oversized fork? If you really want a true demon story, read on and prepare yourself. (Warning: Hardcore horror story follows.) I've seen a demon a lot of times already. They are white and many. They are solid and not soul-like. They enter the body of a person from aluminum foil. A lot of crimes have been committed every hour because of them. The massacre and rape cases are their favorites. The make it so good; too good. Do you know the sculpture "Pieta" by Michelangelo? It’s the one where Mary holds the dead body of Jesus after they took him off from the cross. You will see here the sorrow of a mother of what became the fate of her child. That is also the sorrow of a mother that I saw on TV some time ago. She was begging to dismiss the fault her son who was involved in a massacre. Even my mother gave pity on the said mom and commented that her son looked quite sane and healthy. Truth be told, the son really looked sane and healthy. The only problem though, if you are in the influence of the said demon, you lose your sanity. You will do everything. You'll become Superman, but with horns. You will destroy your family, you will lose your job, you'll set a house on fire, you will abuse a chicken, you will kill someone for a can of soft drink... and in the end you are still a victim. A lot of lives and dreams have ended to nothing because of this demon. The Anatomy of Satan I am amazed at the source of this evil. Whoever gave the idea to someone that there is a rock in the world that can give a person a different kind of sensation? Leaders of different nations are paranoid at the possibility of a chemical war erupting yet no one notices that it has been a long time since that war had begun and the victims are countless. If you don’t know anyone who has been captured, you are lucky. But for people like me and others who know Satan personally, we know the hell it has in store for each and every day. And unlike a Polio that can be exterminated by vaccines, this bad habit becomes almost unstoppable. Why and how? It’s like this… Simple business. The first targets are the youths who are still confused at the shape of the world. Of course with new clients, there will be a special offer coming from the stranger who has a dark scheme, conscience, and armpits. And it isn’t a 25%, 50%, or 75% discount offer, but F-R-E-E! It’s free for the first time. For creating demand as they say. Once they get hooked, PRESTO, the market is made. This is the time when the stranger then puts a price. If you can afford it-good, you have a number of months before you go bankrupt. But if you can’t, you will learn to steal things from your house for something to sell. Starting today, that will be your lifestyle - Welcome to the jungle! If you ever kill someone, that’s only a side-effect. No big deal. Right now I have a gram of this demon. Souvenir. I got it under the bicycle seat of whom I treated as a close friend. I think he was in the Advanced Stage (starting to make a business) becoming more dangerous. There was nothing uglier than the feeling I had the day I tricked him to go to a rehab center. But all went well because he’s alive today and not in prison. Good triumphs over evil – if and only if good fights. Yes, today’s demons are often white and not red and they have a massive impact. It’s hard to picture the embodiment of its corruption; starting from the one person, to that person’s family and loved ones, up to the whole society. That’s why I salute those who are risking their lives at fighting it; to the organizations working to destroy it; to the families and friends, who have the time to identify whether one of their loved ones became a victim; and most of all, to the people who are strong, brave, and committed in facing and solving the problems they have in life. 2 drug-addicts were walking: (-) “Dude, watch out. That’s dog poop right there.” (+)”No, it isn’t.” (-)”Dude, that’s really dog poop.” (+)”Fine. Let’s taste it then.” The 2 drug-addicts tasted it. (-)”Told ya it was dog poop.” (+)”You’re right. Good thing we didn’t step on it.” (A true to life story) Discuss. (Translated from a foreign book. Enjoy.) (Sharing is Caring) (^_^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrumbsuckerCommutard Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 cool copypasta bro. And all this is a lie, its bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charming Leo Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 i believe there is some sort of daemon (yeah spelt daemon) in us all...although...i am that daemon!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightmare Anatomy Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Doom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkest Hour Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I called upon them when I was a teenager, after watching too many animes and thinking "I could harness their power to inflict misery and pain upon all I hate lol" and as it turned out, i brought alot of humiliation, fear and pain upon myself I could've easily avoided. Don't say their names if you know them. They do NOT like you, or anyone else for that matter, and will drive you fukken nuts. I don't even do drugs and it felt real as hell, my house reeked of smoke and was hellishly hot and then cold. I heard people screaming at me from far away, go to look, and there was nothing there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I am the True Demon mahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathghost101 Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 ...Thats why I'm afraid of you, DemonX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Wait, so this book you translated says that aluminum foil is a conduit to the demonic world? Poppycock! *runs off to buy large quantities of aluminum foil, cackling evilly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 But Astaroth teached me Math D= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Interesting. However, this could very well be quite the truth behind the evil things people do. Sure, it may not be a red demon with hooves, a giant fork, demonic tail, horns, and the optional wings, but it could be temptation, greed, lust, wrath, etc. Those demonic souls attempting to make humans commit evil so they may go to hell and join the army against God. It could be true, just as random acts of good are committed, except that comes from the depths of ones soul, not by taking the soul over. The story of demons taking people over to commit evil could be true, and could be not. We don't know how the world works, and what could be going on backstage, or if there is even a backstage. We just perform our play, saying our lines, coming in on our cues, and doing our own parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 You all should read Doctor Faustus, it has many interesting anecdotes, either direct or implied, on the nature of demons in relation to humanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkest Hour Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 If you call a demon's name and nothing happens, it is not a real demon. That's how I know Satanism is complete bullshit. *lols* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightmare Anatomy Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 If you call a demon's name and nothing happens' date=' it is not a real demon. That's how I know Satanism is complete bullshit. *lols*[/quote'] I lol'd at your fail logic and ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Wait' date=' so this book you translated says that aluminum foil is a conduit to the demonic world? Poppycock! *runs off to buy large quantities of aluminum foil, cackling evilly*[/quote'] Wait for me. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 But seriously, I tough you were going to talk about traumas or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Impact Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 thats a demon all right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkest Hour Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 If you call a demon's name and nothing happens' date=' it is not a real demon. That's how I know Satanism is complete bullshit. *lols*[/quote'] I lol'd at your fail logic and ignorance. I lol'd at my fail logic and ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Frostpaw Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 The fiend which is red' date=' has big horns, and sharp fangs?[/quote'] [spoiler=So you're talking about one of these, right?] Of course demons exist. Just look in the spoiler. Most don't believe in demons though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 inb4scientology i don't believe it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Cool Copypasta OP inb4scientology i don't believe it LOLscientologist dont believe in demons they believe in theetans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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