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I thought you knew I had two genders because I'm mentally insane. And here I thought you actually knew me.

 

They should make a spin off of Jaws called

 

Toyota.

 

It'll be about a savage Prius Hybrid that's killing people who drive it and is using their blood as oil because the price is so damn high. Then some guy decides to drive a Honda into battle but the Honda loses' date=' and as a last minute attempt, he calls the cops, who ask if he tried the brakes.

 

He dies.

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Mazda get's no love?

 

In the sequel a Mazda named Dave, a Mercedes named Joe and a Lamborghini named Victor all go into battle. They kill the Toyota, but only by sacrificing Joe. Just then, the Toyota reveals that this was all a ritual to summon Hitler in car form. They name the monstrosity Herbie. Herbie fights Dave and Victor, and in the end, the all die, and go to the junk yard. Just then, some stupid b**** finds Herbie.

 

And thus leads to the next sequel, Herbie: Fully Loaded.

 

This is my favorite Quote Pyramid of all time.

 

Then you should totally sig it.

 

Just to let the legacy of Victor the Lamborghini live on.

 

Hopefully it's not enough Characters

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I thought you knew I had two genders because I'm mentally insane. And here I thought you actually knew me.

 

They should make a spin off of Jaws called

 

Toyota.

 

It'll be about a savage Prius Hybrid that's killing people who drive it and is using their blood as oil because the price is so damn high. Then some guy decides to drive a Honda into battle but the Honda loses' date=' and as a last minute attempt, he calls the cops, who ask if he tried the brakes.

 

He dies.

[/quote']

 

Mazda get's no love?

 

In the sequel a Mazda named Dave, a Mercedes named Joe and a Lamborghini named Victor all go into battle. They kill the Toyota, but only by sacrificing Joe. Just then, the Toyota reveals that this was all a ritual to summon Hitler in car form. They name the monstrosity Herbie. Herbie fights Dave and Victor, and in the end, the all die, and go to the junk yard. Just then, some stupid b**** finds Herbie.

 

And thus leads to the next sequel, Herbie: Fully Loaded.

 

This is my favorite Quote Pyramid of all time.

 

<3

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I thought you knew I had two genders because I'm mentally insane. And here I thought you actually knew me.

 

They should make a spin off of Jaws called

 

Toyota.

 

It'll be about a savage Prius Hybrid that's killing people who drive it and is using their blood as oil because the price is so damn high. Then some guy decides to drive a Honda into battle but the Honda loses' date=' and as a last minute attempt, he calls the cops, who ask if he tried the brakes.

 

He dies.

[/quote']

 

Mazda get's no love?

 

In the sequel a Mazda named Dave, a Mercedes named Joe and a Lamborghini named Victor all go into battle. They kill the Toyota, but only by sacrificing Joe. Just then, the Toyota reveals that this was all a ritual to summon Hitler in car form. They name the monstrosity Herbie. Herbie fights Dave and Victor, and in the end, the all die, and go to the junk yard. Just then, some stupid b**** finds Herbie.

 

And thus leads to the next sequel, Herbie: Fully Loaded.

 

This is my favorite Quote Pyramid of all time.

 

<3

 

<3

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I thought you knew I had two genders because I'm mentally insane. And here I thought you actually knew me.

 

They should make a spin off of Jaws called

 

Toyota.

 

It'll be about a savage Prius Hybrid that's killing people who drive it and is using their blood as oil because the price is so damn high. Then some guy decides to drive a Honda into battle but the Honda loses' date=' and as a last minute attempt, he calls the cops, who ask if he tried the brakes.

 

He dies.

[/quote']

 

Mazda get's no love?

 

In the sequel a Mazda named Dave, a Mercedes named Joe and a Lamborghini named Victor all go into battle. They kill the Toyota, but only by sacrificing Joe. Just then, the Toyota reveals that this was all a ritual to summon Hitler in car form. They name the monstrosity Herbie. Herbie fights Dave and Victor, and in the end, the all die, and go to the junk yard. Just then, some stupid b**** finds Herbie.

 

And thus leads to the next sequel, Herbie: Fully Loaded.

 

This is my favorite Quote Pyramid of all time.

 

<3

 

<3

 

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It's in my sig. Because I'm so godly like that.

 

This was all based on a true story, by the way.


Here Lyfe:

 

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They should make a spin off of Jaws called 

Toyota. 

It'll be about a savage Prius Hybrid that's killing people who drive it and is using their blood as oil because the price is so damn high. Then some guy decides to drive a Honda into battle but the Honda loses, and as a last minute attempt, he calls the cops, who ask if he tried the brakes.

He dies.
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Mazda get's no love?
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In the sequel a Mazda named Dave, a Mercedes named Joe and a Lamborghini named Victor all go into battle. They kill the Toyota, but only by sacrificing Joe. Just then, the Toyota reveals that this was all a ritual to summon Hitler in car form. They name the monstrosity Herbie. Herbie fights Dave and Victor, and in the end, the all die, and go to the junk yard. Just then, some stupid jabroni finds Herbie.

And thus leads to the next sequel, Herbie: Fully Loaded.[/quote][/align]

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@Night: NO. GO ANTAGONIST.

 

@Lyfe: Oh fux. I'm getting rid of my sig for it.

 

I'm going to see if I can find images of the characters.

 

 

I'm turning this into a fan fic. It deserves to.

 

Never 3

 

Oleon fuked your mommy

 

Now SHH! I'm trying to read.

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