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Lyfe. Newbie

Lyfe.

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I thought you knew I had two genders because I'm mentally insane. And here I thought you actually knew me.

 

They should make a spin off of Jaws called

 

Toyota.

 

It'll be about a savage Prius Hybrid that's killing people who drive it and is using their blood as oil because the price is so damn high. Then some guy decides to drive a Honda into battle but the Honda loses' date=' and as a last minute attempt, he calls the cops, who ask if he tried the brakes.

 

He dies.

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Mazda get's no love?

 

In the sequel a Mazda named Dave, a Mercedes named Joe and a Lamborghini named Victor all go into battle. They kill the Toyota, but only by sacrificing Joe. Just then, the Toyota reveals that this was all a ritual to summon Hitler in car form. They name the monstrosity Herbie. Herbie fights Dave and Victor, and in the end, the all die, and go to the junk yard. Just then, some stupid b**** finds Herbie.

 

And thus leads to the next sequel, Herbie: Fully Loaded.

 

Since the 3rd one was made, the 4th one was when Dave's kids, Mudflap and Skids were born in secret. They were to seek the ancient power of the "ancient one". After fighting a huge ass boss with balls who sucked, literally, they found this "ancient one". Unfortunately, the "ancient one" was Billy Mays, and they had to pass his test: they had to watch all of his commercials. Once they succeeded, he gave them a secret weapon to use against Herbie.

 

However, by that time, Herbie had created clones of the light-blue Prius, legions of them that took over the world...

 

The 5th film is when they get a huge army...to the max!

 

No.

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Clair Newbie

Clair

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I have things to do besides YCM' date=' you know~

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Like finishing that deck so my Death God Babies can eat it.

 

I tested it.

 

Your babies won't be getting anything tonight. D<

 

I'mma have to wait for an hour until my mom goes out though. Sorreh. D:

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iCherry Newbie

iCherry

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I have things to do besides YCM' date=' you know~

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Like finishing that deck so my Death God Babies can eat it.

 

I tested it.

 

Your babies won't be getting anything tonight. D

 

I'mma have to wait for an hour until my mom goes out though. Sorreh. D:

 

MY BABIES ARE HUNGRY FOR SOME CLAIR FLESH.

INFERNITY BEAST IS HUNGRRRRRRRRY.

 

Gah, I can wait.

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Clair Newbie

Clair

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Clair. Come outside. I want to talk to you.

 

Yes' date=' Lyfe?

 

 

I have things to do besides YCM' date=' you know~

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Like finishing that deck so my Death God Babies can eat it.

 

I tested it.

 

Your babies won't be getting anything tonight. D<

 

I'mma have to wait for an hour until my mom goes out though. Sorreh. D:

 

MY BABIES ARE HUNGRY FOR SOME CLAIR FLESH.

INFERNITY BEAST IS HUNGRRRRRRRRY.

 

Gah, I can wait.

 

THEY WON'T BE TOUCHING ME.

 

Yeah... I gotta wait until she goes down to the bar. xD

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iCherry

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I must test this theory as to the invincibileness of Zeonarks babies in the traditional way.

 

Pass is Insert' date=' because he is epic.

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I'll duel you after Clair.

 

@Clair:

One-Hundred Eye Dragon will be touching you.

In ways you'd never expect.

*Gets shot*

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