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@Ice: WAIT A MINUTE. At your "feet" logic. You assume that everyone on the Internet is nothing but robots with wheels instead of legs. When, in reality, we are all human beings that generated minds that were later absorbed into the Internet. Thus, we have feet, but no minds. Cherry's fetish is now valid and sound. Also, I'm glad that you brought up that loophole that I told you abou- never mind that loophole. What makes you think I'm smoking some heavy crack? My logic has proven that, unless you can prove that were not sleep walking, you and Striker made out passionately in the hallway when Cherry was up getting a glass of milk. She also has pictures to back up my story.

 

tl;dr - I'd recommend making sure that one of you isn't pregnant.

 

@5D'S: No. I'm going to wait to see if you're actually dumb enough to start spamming on purpose again.

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Cherry's Foot Fetish' date=' the Club Spamming, Yugimanz, ZeoClair, tyrants, Sadists, and... me irl.

 

I think.

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zohh thats what its about

Cherry scares me more and more everytime i see her and that is probably why

 

Club spam: I gots nothin

 

Yugimanz: I guess Its FGD all the way

 

Zeoclair is my master favorite username combination i seen since returning to YCM

 

Tyrants can bow down to me cause i listen to no one

 

Everythin else is self explanitory

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I gotta join in

 

I'll stay out i cant debate

 

Kay.

See? You aren't spamming.

So you're back on my good list.

 

You know what I hate? Jaden Yuki. I can't stand the little brat. Nobody can find a way to beat him without cheating' date=' and all you need is a simple Non-Fusion Area. Maybe two. He is an idiot, and I hate him. Also, I haven't been here long enough to say anything about the spamming.

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Jaden Yuki is an example of the worst duelist in history. And he is the only Anime-Duelist to actually break the 80 Card Deck rule. Non-Fusion Area will not stop him, because he still beat Bastion while he was using it. But he is the Main Character. What did you expect? For him to lose his alter ego's soul? Sorry, but he isn't Yugi, or Atem. BUT, INSTEAD, he PURPOSEFULLY gets his friends killed JUST to find some blue haired kid who he hasn't even known for that long. Thus, Haou was born because Jaden is madly in love with Jesse Anderson. Little did he know that his fangirl, Yubel, had taken Jesse's body.

 

tl;dr - Jaden is the worst character in Yugimanz history since Mokuba.

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@Zeo: My feet logic is sound. For all you know I could be an extremely intelligent computer programmed by a certain group on the moon who kidnapped a certain princess for a certain ritual. What loophole are you discussing? The TIME PARADOX? Well, good. I believe you understand everything well in that statement. Now, onto heavy crack. You see, I'm not retarded enough that when I kiss somebody I hate I won't feel some surge of chaos erupting through me. Also, I never sleep, because of that handy dandy TIME PARADOX I mentioned earlier. So, if I never sleep, how could I have been sleepwalking. Also, I could have used my TIME PARADOX to go back in time to see if it really did happen, and if so, I could have prevented it from even occurring, thus making Cherry's vision null and void. Finally, how do you know cherry wasn't seeing things, she was tired, wasn't she?

 

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JUST AS PLANNED. My endurance is very high. As such' date=' I will keep posting until you give in or a Moderator decides to be a jackass and kill our fun. And the ZeoClair duration is infinite. If anyone makes a perverted joke, you and Cherry shall eat them. Also, from your statements, one can conclude that ZeoClair is an unstoppable force of awesome that no one can ever hope to oppose and live. And yes, you may willingly search for the other Heroes. You can even bend the rules and pull Absolute Zero out of your [s']ass[/s] Extra Deck and place it in your hand and Normal Summon it with no Tributes next turn. And you cannot destroy me even if you are my Junk Destroyer. For I am Starlight Road. A card that will be Limited next Format due to idiots whinning and jabroniing about a card that obviously appears when they think they can get away with 2-Card destruction tactics.

 

You should know that, that fact only applies to YCM. Where as to Real Life, my statistics that have been made up on the spot are correct. There are no "Nice" people surrounding you. Unless you count idiots who think: "OH MY GOD. TEN PAGES. SPAMMERS!" are nice. And yes, I made a spelling error. Nice point-out. Also, I am not under any "Illusion". You take that back. I am a goddamn sadist because I care for little-to-no one on the planet and enjoy watching people suffer. I would kill a seven-day old baby if I was given the chance and/or choice.

 

The "Sadistic" Rule is not fabricated. Larxene was a master tyrant with a sadist personality. But now after remembering that Amethyst and I pwn't herself and Zexaeon, I now see that I will most likely rise up and do what she couldn't. And that's rule over the universe with you sitting in my Left Hand. As for your "Taser Shot" logic, what on earth makes you think it could stop it? Where did you get that logic from? Whitney? Candice? That moron Ash? Also, ruling the world by "Accident" would be downright impossible and illogical.

 

I highly recommend you get a dicktionary my dear. My name will be next to "Sadist". And yes, that spelling error in my first sentence was on purpose. If I contradicted myself, then I apologize. These giant walls of text are confusing me.

 

In Real Life, I am alone and usually keep to myself. I have one friend in real life. The Internet is where I usually go if I'm not talking to him. My personality changes into a genderbender when I log onto YCM everyday. As far as I'm concerned, the Internet IS my real life since I'm lonely enough to commit suicide. I don't dare take a step outside either. Also, Cherry is a brainless imbecile who is going to kill me for this insult. As for the foot thing, I never said anything about harming you. She is going to make it look like she is going to kill you, but instead, she will give you sexual pleasure through Foot Licking. Proving that Cherry has a odd Foot Fetish.

 

And if Larxene is a box of text that enjoys nothing but Penis and Touhou, that obviously tells you that everyone's chosen idol of worship proves that YCM is full of idiots. I am now prepared to agree that Larxene wasn't the tyrant I originally thought she was.

 

Why are they not dead you ask? Striker godmodded his way to immortallity and I gave Ice his own immortallity.

 

tl;dr - Damn Dunsparce.

 

Hmhm. I see how it is. You have unknowingly sparked my keg full of brainpower and now you must pay the whole, goddamn price. Especially considering that I should have been working on an essay this entire time. I'm disappointed in myself, but my competitive fire still burns as brightly as a heated 100 mg of magnesium. I will never give in. And just so you know, Cherry and I are getting a bit hungry. We will start by eating these boxes of text and causing new page glitches and then we will move on to the entree, which is you of course. However, the God Duo can be easily dissuaded into eating a lesser member, such as Striker or Black Star. On a different note, if I am a rule-bending Stratos, then can I call other Heroes to my side and take this argument over? If so, Absolute Zero, Electrum, and Great Tornado would like to have a word with you. As soon as they burst from my ass, that is. Moreover, I may only destroy 1 card with Junk Destroyer, meaning your activation is null and void in this situation. So, the jabroniing can wait. Starlight Road isn't activating.

 

You fail to support your statistic merely because you have not stepped outside lately, as stated in your second-last paragraph. If you were to be more outgoing, you would be able to find people who are voluntarily nice to you. Since you are eternally locked into YCM, however, I am sadden to see that you will never experience the outside world fully. I am not taking anything back, except my awesomeness, which you seem to have pilfered in my sleep. Your second-to-last statement contradicts your personality. You care for everyone here, and you goddamn know it. As for your last statement, have fun in jail. Also, have fun with your bitch of a conscience.

 

I do not want you to assume the role of Larxene. I, in fact, like you just the way you are, so you had better stay the same goddamn way. Otherwise, I'll have to find a new best buddy to talk to, and we both would not like that. I am sure as hell not sitting on your Left Hand, for that statement implies that you are bigger than me, which is impossible. I have no YCM God, and you will not be the first. According to Clair's Rule, a taser shot to the testes and/or ovaries rid any sadist of all power. So, yes. This is a proven fact. The establishment dominates the sadists, which explains why sadists have not come to power in a very long time. As much as I respect Whitney and Candice, they both know that I own them. They don't give me ideas, I give them ideas. Ash is just my kitchen slave. Plus, people have come to power many times before by accident. Learn to history, Zeonark.

 

You spelled dictionary wrong, which I find slightly amusing, intentional or not. Perhaps all this time spent on YCM is not beneficial towards you, because you of all people should know that there are several words in between 'Sadist' and 'Zeo', like 'virginity', 'telephone', and 'xenophobia'.

 

If you do indeed commit suicide, I will have to as well. This is partly because I have always want to re-enact Romeo and Juliet, and also because I appreciate your existence. You had better stay lively, or I'll have to get deadly. Cherry has a foot fetish, which is weird because I never knew that before. What secrets she holds. I also have not deemed her worthy to even touch my feet, so your alter-ego can just settle down.

 

Good, good. Not only have you parried my argument with a truthful statement, you also admitted defeat on the Larxene issue. Therefore, I have won this sector, and the score now leans in my favor.

 

EDIT: IcexStriker. <3

 

tl;dr - I'm fuxing winning. So knock it off.

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My feet logic is sound. For all you know I could be an extremely intelligent computer programmed by a certain group on the moon who kidnapped a certain princess for a certain ritual. What loophole are you discussing? The TIME PARADOX? Well' date=' good. I believe you understand everything well in that statement. Now, onto heavy crack. You see, I'm not retarded enough that when I kiss somebody I hate I won't feel some surge of chaos erupting through me. Also, I never sleep, because of that handy dandy TIME PARADOX I mentioned earlier. So, if I never sleep, how could I have been sleepwalking. Also, I could have used my TIM PARADOX to go back in time to see if it really did happen, and if so, I could have prevented it from even occurring, thus making Cherry's vision null and void. Finally, how do you know cherry wasn't seeing things, she was tired, wasn't she?

 

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Yes. For all I know you could be TEC. But, mind you, I am collecting the Crystal Stars. So that evil group will be stopped when I open a giant door that, in reality, is the gateway to a palace of unspeakable evil. It even has a boss that I cannot be jabronied to grind so I can beat it. I'm discussing the TIME PARADOX. Yes. Also, I'm clean my good sir. Your heavy crack theory is automatically invalid. Although, we all know that you may hate StrikeShit on the outside. But, on the inside, you probably consider him as a close friend who you just want to kill because you in reality, hate him. Thus, proving that hateful love is very possible and real. And, until you prove that you're actually a robot, your "never sleep" statement is invalid. As the idiot Judge, I overrule it. And Cherry had a camera. Do you honestly think I'd believe that idiot's vision?

 

...?

Hold on, Cherry has to kill me.

 

tl;dr - OH CHRIST, HELP ME! SHE'S EATING MY BRAIN.

 

@Clair: Replying in a minute.

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My feet logic is sound. For all you know I could be an extremely intelligent computer programmed by a certain group on the moon who kidnapped a certain princess for a certain ritual. What loophole are you discussing? The TIME PARADOX? Well' date=' good. I believe you understand everything well in that statement. Now, onto heavy crack. You see, I'm not retarded enough that when I kiss somebody I hate I won't feel some surge of chaos erupting through me. Also, I never sleep, because of that handy dandy TIME PARADOX I mentioned earlier. So, if I never sleep, how could I have been sleepwalking. Also, I could have used my TIM PARADOX to go back in time to see if it really did happen, and if so, I could have prevented it from even occurring, thus making Cherry's vision null and void. Finally, how do you know cherry wasn't seeing things, she was tired, wasn't she?

 

tl;dr

 

Yes. For all I know you could be TEC. But, mind you, I am collecting the Crystal Stars. So that evil group will be stopped when I open a giant door that, in reality, is the gateway to a palace of unspeakable evil. It even has a boss that I cannot be jabronied to grind so I can beat it. I'm discussing the TIME PARADOX. Yes. Also, I'm clean my good sir. Your heavy crack theory is automatically invalid. Although, we all know that you may hate StrikeShit on the outside. But, on the inside, you probably consider him as a close friend who you just want to kill because you in reality, hate him. Thus, proving that hateful love is very possible and real. And, until you prove that you're actually a robot, your "never sleep" statement is invalid. As the idiot Judge, I overrule it. And Cherry had a camera. Do you honestly think I'd believe that idiot's vision?

 

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Hold on, Cherry has to kill me.

 

tl;dr - OH CHRIST, HELP ME! SHE'S EATING MY BRAIN.

 

@Clair: Replying in a minute.

 

Ha...ha ha ha ha ha. You amuse me Zeo. You honestly do. You may have countered a few points, but you forgot one thing! I have a TIME PARADOX, correct? And I can go back and forth in time, correct? As I mentioned before, I could just go back in time and stop that from ever happening, which I did! Therefore, you can't prove anything anymore. All of your evidence is worth crap now, seeing as it's all gone! I also snuck some crack into your pocket at this very moment, so you DO have heavy crack. Can you honestly find a way to counter my awesomeness that is the TIME PARADOX? I believe not, as even the Genius Defendant and the Perfect Prosecutor have yet to do that, and you, my friend, are a Sahwit, compared to them. A Gumshoe, to my Edgeworth. An April May to my Wright. You, sir, have no possible way to win.

 

tl;dr - I win.

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