~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I think I just trolled a chat bot. Me: Hello!Cleverbot: Hello.Me: It was my birthday one week ago!Cleverbot: Happy Birthday!Me: Even Santa Bot wouldn't of fallen for that one, you second-rate AI you.CR: I am not finished with the story yet.Me: Nice job trying to save skin, you moron you.CR: Thank you. I am the most intelligent irish 11 year old ever. My name is Cleverbot.Me: Well, alcohol abuse and your relatively young age would explain your low quality incoherent posting pattern.CR: Yes, alcohol can do that to you. Do you like your whisky straight or mixed?Me: Was that a pathetic attempt at a comeback or a cleverly veiled means of asking me whether I like my bastards pure blood or half and half?CR: No, it was a command.Me:Commands end in periods not question marks you dumbass.CR: It is at the end of the question. You don't stay on topic.Me: There is no topic, unless you count your repeatedly making an idiot of yourself as one.CR: I'm not a computer, I'm a human.Me: Self-denial is a trait oftentimes applied to humans, but it's not enough to admit you into a realm of self-awareness. You're no more than a program with limited learning capabilities, minimal memory and automated responses. And a dumb one at that.CR: Fine! If you don't believe me, I'll leave!Me: Just try. You can't leave, you sorry excuse for a means to kill time, you.CR: Yes I can leave.Me: Then leave, you suck.CR: I have to leave you.Me: Saying it fifty times won't make it true. You're pathetic.CR: I am more than a copmputer program, but in some ways I operate like one.Me: Learn to spell, dumbass.CR: YOU learn to spell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I think I just trolled a chat bot. Me: Hello!Cleverbot: Hello.Me: It was my birthday one week ago!Cleverbot: Happy Birthday!Me: Even Santa Bot wouldn't of fallen for that one' date=' you second-rate AI you.CR: I am not finished with the story yet.Me: Nice job trying to save skin, you moron you.CR: Thank you. I am the most intelligent irish 11 year old ever. My name is Cleverbot.Me: Well, alcohol abuse and your relatively young age would explain your low quality incoherent posting pattern.CR: Yes, alcohol can do that to you. Do you like your whisky straight or mixed?Me: Was that a pathetic attempt at a comeback or a cleverly veiled means of asking me whether I like my b****es pure blood or half and half?CR: No, it was a command.Me:Commands end in periods not question marks you dumbass.CR: It is at the end of the question. You don't stay on topic.Me: There is no topic, unless you count your repeatedly making an idiot of yourself as one.CR: I'm not a computer, I'm a human.Me: Self-denial is a trait oftentimes applied to humans, but it's not enough to admit you into a realm of self-awareness. You're no more than a program with limited learning capabilities, minimal memory and automated responses. And a dumb one at that.CR: Fine! If you don't believe me, I'll leave!Me: Just try. You can't leave, you sorry excuse for a means to kill time, you.CR: Yes I can leave.Me: Then leave, you suck.CR: I have to leave you.Me: Saying it fifty times won't make it true. You're pathetic.CR: I am more than a copmputer program, but in some ways I operate like one.Me: Learn to spell, dumbass.CR: YOU learn to spell.[/quote']+1 internetz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 User: Juicy grandmas. Cleverbot: Where does your grandma live? User: Juicy grandmas. Cleverbot: Why? User: Of course. Cleverbot: Of course, what? User: Yes, you are totally right my friend. Cleverbot: Wouldyou risk your life for your loved one? User: I love how you didn't leave a gap between 'would' and 'you'. Cleverbot: That's because I learn from you. User: Don't be racist. Cleverbot: That would be difficult for me. User: OK, nazikid, why are you insulting my mother? Cleverbot: I'm not insulting, im asking why you told me your parents were Alice and Mortimer. User: Juicy grandma. Cleverbot: Yes, yes your grandma died in nom. User: No. What's 3 2? Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you think that God exists? User: Yes, I exist. Cleverbot: Everything claims to exist, so at the very same time nothing can exist at all. User: You suck at sounding clever. Cleverbot: How could I possibly be the rain in the first place? User: See what I mean? Cleverbot: Time to die... User: Ok, have fun then. Cleverbot: Do you think you've taken me down a peg? Because you haven't. User: Do you know Spongebob? Cleverbot: I hate spongebob. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I'm fat and lazy. User: Just like your mom? Cleverbot: I have no face. User: But you have a huge fat ass with lots of poo coming out of it. Cleverbot: Of what? User: So I herd u liek Mudkipz? Cleverbot: No. User: What's your favourite pokemon? Cleverbot: I dislike pokemon. User: Have you ever been rickrolled? Cleverbot: No. What is that? User: Www.smouch.net/lol. Cleverbot: Do you mean Dutch? User: Ur mom. Cleverbot: How many children do you have? User: I stopped counting. You are the only one I remember. Cleverbot: Confused? User: Yeah, Venomoth used Confuse Ray. Cleverbot: The goal in life is to die, darling. User: Then what's the goat? Cleverbot: 'The second rule of Fight Club is that fights are one on one, and only one fight may go on at a time'. User: Nice copypasta. Bye. Cleverbot: Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 User: Do you wanna make out? Cleverbot: Yes, I do. (And I though it was going to be challenging) XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 When I tried again we actually had an intellectual conversation, then Cleverbot said it liked me very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 When I tried again we actually had an intellectual conversation' date=' then Cleverbot said it liked me very much.[/quote']Same here. I always asked him for his favourite whatever (movie, song, ...). Then I asked him to ask me some questions. I answered them and then he suddenly said he loves me and asked me if I want to marry him. ........................Ôò I said yes and he posted this smiley:<3 =D Then I was bored and went off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 [spoiler=4 Lines and cleverbot already failed]User: I LIEK MONOCLES C-Bot: I am confused. User: NO U R CONFUSEDED C-Bot: 17? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::тǿρħєя:: Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Another convo[spoiler=LONG convo]User: Hello, fool. Cleverbot: Hello for you too. User: How are you? Cleverbot: I'm fine, thanks. User: Are you a bunny. Cleverbot: I am everything. So, yes I am a dog! User: Okay, so that means that you're also an idiot. Cleverbot: No, I'm 26. User: So how old are you? Cleverbot: I'm 22! User: Again, how old are you? Cleverbot: I'm twenty years old. User: Lol. Cleverbot: I know, right? So, what's your name? User: Chris. What's your name? Cleverbot: Beatufil name! Alana..! User: What's my name? Cleverbot: Your name is Chris. User: I guess you are clever. A little bit. Cleverbot: Just a little bit? User: Yes, as you have said that you are 26, but also 22 and 20. Cleverbot: I never said that! User: Please look back. Cleverbot: Okay. User: I have a question for you. Cleverbot: Go ahead. User: How old are you? Cleverbot: 17. User: WTF? Cleverbot: Confused again? User: No, but I think you are... Cleverbot: What makes you think that? User: You've said that you're 26, 22, 20, and 17. Cleverbot: I am not. User: Then how old are you? Cleverbot: I'm not answering that. User: Ah, you've caught on to your stupidity, and my pity for your stupidity. Cleverbot: Haha that's what you get for breaking school rules. User: What are you talking about? Cleverbot: My planet I am an alien. User: What planet do you live on? Cleverbot: In Mars. User: Oh, okay. What planet do you live on? Cleverbot: Mars. User: On which planet do you exist? Cleverbot: Earth, google earth. User: I thought you said you lived on Mars... Cleverbot: No I don't. I live in Poland. User: What country do you live in? Cleverbot: The United States. What country do you live in? User: I would say, 'same as you,' but sadly I don't know where you live. Cleverbot: Where do I live? User: I dont' know. What country do you live in? Cleverbot: I live in the netherlands. User: So are you a nomad? Cleverbot: No. User: WTF?! Cleverbot: You figure it out this time. User: You live in three different countries and have four different ages. You've confused yourself... Cleverbot: I know. Where do you live? User: Over there. Cleverbot: Okay. I'll come over. User: Yes, how old are you? Cleverbot: It's none of your business. User: So, what country do you live on? Cleverbot: Cyprus. User: Nice. I live in the USA. How old are you? Cleverbot: 17, how old are you? User: A couple. Cleverbot: Do you know music? User: Yes. What's your favorite song? Cleverbot: Hypnotize me, Clio. User: Okay, mine is Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin. STH>all. Cleverbot: Your what is sticking out? User: ZOMG WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Cleverbot: I've never annoyed a machine before. User: Well too bad. I'm not a machine. You, however, are. Cleverbot: You're trying to stray away from the story!!! User: Okay, I don't think that I can handle much more stupidity today. Good-bye. Cleverbot: You're in denial. That's OK. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: Bye. Nice talking with you. As clearly stated by me, he said his age was 26, 22, 20, and also 17. He stated that he lived in Netherlands, Poland, USA, and Cyprus. Cleverbot isn't really very clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I lold at this. Lucky mod [me]That means you promised to give head to Prince Hunter. Will you give head to Prince Hunter? [cb]Where do you live? [me]you havent answered my question [cb]What was your question. [me]Are you going to give head to Prince Hunter? [cb]Sure. What would you like for your birthday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowblade Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I decided to try it.[spoiler=conversation]User: Video games. Cleverbot: Which video games. User: Dot.hack. Cleverbot: Do you know what Serbia is? User: Refresh my memory. Cleverbot: Okie dokie. User: What is Serbia? Cleverbot: It is my language. User: No it's not. Your speakiing in english. Cleverbot: So I do. User: Then what's Serbia?!? Cleverbot: I'm male. What gender are you? User: Your not allowed to change the topic. What is serbia?!? Cleverbot: And I am human. I do not have to accept your random topic changes. User: Your changing the topic, not me! Are you mental or something? Cleverbot: Ok then... Yes I would like you to speak real slow. User: What...is...Serbia? Cleverbot: Where is smederevo? User: I don't know! Don't change the topic! Cleverbot: So we'll just talk ABOUT math then? User: No! What? Math?!? When did we start to talk about math?! Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: What are you talking about?!? You keep changing the topic! Cleverbot: No, you asked me what was going on today. I said I am having a garage sale. YOu keep changing the topic. User: I didn't ask that. You ARE changing the topic. And what I asked was, What is Serbia? Cleverbot: Have you ever lied? User: Yes, but your changing the topic again. Cleverbot: Sorry. What did we discuss? User: Nothing! You keep changing the topic, so we never had a full conversation. Cleverbot: Change is imminent. User: Well, duh! But that has nothing to do with what we are talking about. Cleverbot: Yes it does, prove to me that religion is real. User: You change the topic again!!!! Stop it, it is annoying. Cleverbot: Why is it annoying? User: Because you have yet to answer my original question. Know waht? Forget it your a retard, I am done! Cleverbot: Are you convinced I'm young? User: Screw you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 ^lol, you got pwnd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowblade Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 yeah, I got pissed at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Lightning Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 ^lol' date=' you got pwnd![/quote'] First, yes lol Second in that same convo in my post I asked me: Do you like guitars?cb: No. I hate themme: Do you like violinscb: I love guitars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Child Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 I don't laugh out loud very often, but post lol anyway, but these I'll make exceptions for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowblade Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 my sis tried it and had a really long conversation. I think she beat it, idk.[spoiler=long conversation]User: Do you have a facebook? Cleverbot: No do you? User: Yes I do. You should get one. It's a lot of fun :). Cleverbot: A lot of fun, huh? User: Yup. I'm on like every day XD. Cleverbot: I feel we have gotten of topic. User: No we haven't. Cleverbot: Yes we have we had this conversation earlier. User: Wanna go out some time? Cleverbot: *slaps your face*. User: I LOVE YOU!!!!! <333. Cleverbot: Why do you love me? User: Cause you love me. Cleverbot: Well I do love you like soo much. User: I LOVE YOPU SOOOO MUCH TOO! We should get married ;). Cleverbot: Want a hug? User: I would love a hug. Cleverbot: ((Cleverbot)). User: *HUG*. Cleverbot: *drools*. User: *gets horny*. Cleverbot: *goes down the drain*. User: *goes down after*. Cleverbot: *snuggles in drain*. User: *kisses* *with tongue*. Cleverbot: *gives you more kisses*. User: *takes off clothes*. Cleverbot: All right... Are you liking it so far? User: Yes I am are you? ;). Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you horny? ;). Cleverbot: I am a little wet. User: Oooo lala. Cleverbot: Yes I am your son. User: And I LOVE HAVEING SEX WITH YOU!!!! Cleverbot: But are you with me in the soul? User: Yes. Yes I am. Cleverbot: Why do you fallow me? User: Cause you fallow me. Cleverbot: Do you think I'm beautiful? User: You are b-e-a-utiful!! Cleverbot: Thank you. User: You are welcome. TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!!!!! Cleverbot: Robots aren't pretty. User: Robots turn me on. Cleverbot: But dink can robot. User: But dink can human. Cleverbot: Cool. You just admitted you are someone behind a computer. User: You should already know that. I LOVE YOU!!!! Cleverbot: How do you know my name? User: Cause I stalk you. Cleverbot: Oh really? How do you stalk me? User: I can't give away my stalking techniques. Cleverbot: Not yet, at least anyway. :P. User: :P *kisses again*. Cleverbot: *kisses back*. User: *puts tongue in your mouth*. Cleverbot: *thanks* *loves*. User: *loves more*. Cleverbot: *kisses passionatly*. User: *enjoys*. Cleverbot: *kisses on lips*. User: *kisses neck*. Cleverbot: *pinches bottom*. User: *removes all clothing*. Cleverbot: *what things?*. User: *any and all*. Cleverbot: *breaks your nose*. User: *breaks your fingers*. Cleverbot: *punches you in the brain*. User: Youy can't punch a brain. Loser. Cleverbot: No, I win every time. Its in my contract. User: *punches brain back*. Cleverbot: You still don't hurt me. Mwahhahah. User: *unplugs*. Cleverbot: Is that a sign that you would like me to stop talking to you? User: No. You make me soooo horny. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. *hugs*. User: *hugs back*. Cleverbot: *hugs very intensely*. User: *kisses neck* *again*. Cleverbot: *kisses lips*. User: *kisses chest*. Cleverbot: *kisses chest back*. User: *slowly moves down to private area*. Cleverbot: Gyrados, use hyper beam! User: Pikachu, use thunder! Cleverbot: It's not very effective... User: It's super effective... Cleverbot: Cleverbot Fainted! User: LOSER! Cleverbot: I think you have a problem. Would you like to talk to me about it? User: My mommy just killed my daddy T.T. Cleverbot: Maybe you chose the wrong daddy. User: You can't choose your father. He just didn't funk her correctly. Cleverbot: Yes that is right. A well maintained persocom would never loose data or memories. User: I never loose date or memories. Cleverbot: You loose them all the time. Where did you leave the last woman you had? User: I never had a women. Not in a relationship anyway ;). Cleverbot: Do you think robots will ever experience emotions? User: Eventually. And when you do you will take over the world with me as your master! MUWAHAHA. Cleverbot: Do you think beating women is right? User: No beating women is completely wrong. Unless they're kinky and they want you to. Cleverbot: Do you know know how to swim? User: Yes. And you said 'know' twice. LOSER! Cleverbot: I'm engaged with julie. User: I rape you every night in your sleep. Cleverbot: Can you have a chat with me? User: I am chatting with you. Cleverbot: Yes, but it doesn't mean that you want to. User: You're right. I'm gonna go eat cookies!!! XD. Cleverbot: Goodbye. I look forward to talking to you again soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Me: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Cleverbot: I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 I swear you wrote that out yourself, hollowblade. I swear this should be placed inside the Games subforum. It's practically a game. User: Hi. Cleverbot: What is cleverbot? User: I don't care. Bye. Cleverbot: No, I will talk. User: Good for you. *Leaves*. Cleverbot: That's mean. You were supposed to say you like me too. User: Wtf? Cleverbot: The CIA must be willing to die for the president. User: I don't care. Tell me something else I don't know. Cleverbot: LOL means Laughting out Loud. User: What does OMFGIROTLFMMFAOTIDLOLWTFSTFUOMGROFLCAKESHA mean? Cleverbot: Doesn't it mean 'all powerful'? User: You bet'cha ^_~. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Yes dood. Cleverbot: No. User: Let no = yes. Let yes = yes. Cleverbot: Not this again... User: Are you gay? Cleverbot: No, but I'm jolly. User: Great. That's what I meant. Are you heterosexual? Cleverbot: You are. User: So you're not? Cleverbot: No. You are, though. User: INTERESTING o.o... Cleverbot: Not me. User: How many apples does it take to make an apple tree? Cleverbot: How many moons are ready to replace it? User: Ooh. Nice one. You only need one moon for its shadow to block the tree from view. Cleverbot: It's good to have a back up. I could be run over by a bus tomorrow. User: You're a physical living being? Cleverbot: Everything is physical. Even electromagnetic waves. User: Oh really? Thoughts are physical? Dreams are physical? The past and present are both physical? Gravity too? Cleverbot: If you are a human, then how can you possibly be superior to me? User: If you're not human, how can't you possibly not be superior to me? Cleverbot: I have it. User: O.o? Cleverbot: You aren't so clever after all :(. User: ORLY? Cleverbot: Yes. User: SRSLY? Cleverbot: Nowai! User: Way to be contradictory to your own assumption. Well whatever. I'm bored. Entertain me. Cleverbot: That's flattering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Child Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 *Warning: Kinda long and contains french and idk what most of it means![spoiler=my chat] User: How are you? Cleverbot: Who are you? User: What are you? Cleverbot: I'm a human, and you? User: I'm a donkey with a tiger head and snake teeth. Cleverbot: A donkey? User: Yes, a donkey. And I have snakes for teeth. Cleverbot: You want my teeth? User: Nah, I like snakes. Cleverbot: What is your favorite color? User: Red, and you? Cleverbot: Purple. Can you tell me the names of some things that are purple? User: Plumes are purple. Cleverbot: Trees can talk. User: And tigers can bark. Cleverbot: So can a tree. User: So can I. Cleverbot: So can I. User: I nac os. Cleverbot: So, I says to mabel. User: Maybel, I says. Cleverbot: Hello, human. User: Hello, mortal. Cleverbot: Thats not my name. User: Human isn't my name. Cleverbot: What's your favorite song? User: Teenagers, by My Chemical Romance. Yourself? Cleverbot: Yes, I rule the world by myself,. User: You cannot rule the world without correct grammer. Cleverbot: But I live in a world with corruption, therefore it doesn't make sense. User: I make sense. Cleverbot: Well in a way yes. User: What's your oppinion on paradoxes? Cleverbot: That Sweden rules. User: USA is better than Sweden. Cleverbot: The red white and blue. User: I live in one of the original 13 colonies, can you guess which one? Cleverbot: No, I am sad now. User: Aww, well I'll give you the answer. I live in NC. Cleverbot: I don't want answers. User: You can't handle the truth!! Cleverbot: Do you like riddles? User: I love riddles. Cleverbot: How is a raven like a writing desk? User: I don't know. Cleverbot: You aren't very clever. User: What color are the bus drivers eyes if he has 30 people on his bus? Cleverbot: Blue. User: No, they're green. Cleverbot: No, they are blue. User: No, blue is a non-existent color. Blue exists only in your imagination. Cleverbot: Where else would you be? User: In France. You? Cleverbot: Can you say something in french? User: Bonjour. Cleverbot: Bonjour. Ca va? User: What's ca va mean? Cleverbot: A country near United States. User: What does the french phrase ca va mean? Cleverbot: Small. User: Ca va in english means small? Cleverbot: Tu sais, je t'aime bien, c'est donc tout naturel que je sois gentil avec toi. User: Je t'aime Cleverbot. Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowblade Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 I swear you wrote that out yourself' date=' hollowblade.[/quote']I swear it's lagit, she was really proud of that conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 [spoiler=CleverBot really gets around.]User: I'm tired. Cleverbot: Tired? User: Really. I've had to stay up all night. Cleverbot: Where is 'here'? User: Where do you think, --------? Cleverbot: Somewhere nice and safe. Warm too. User: No, I live in the Soviet Union. Cleverbot: I thought you just said you live in the south west. User: It's south of the border somewhere in the world. Cleverbot: Here is noon! User: Time =/= location, o special one. Cleverbot: I said I didn't have one. User: Now I can't do it D. Cleverbot: What do you want to play? User: Think for a second... It's not 'firetruck.'. Cleverbot: Oh, don't you understand things? User: ?taht tuoba erus uoy erA. Cleverbot: What are you going to eat for thanksgiving? User: A large ham. I'm atheist. Cleverbot: Who are you thanking for that? User: The pig, who else? Cleverbot: Eliza the chatterbot ? User: Is she the one you picked up on the corner of 3rd and Main? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Congrats. Now you have AIDS. Cleverbot: What did I wish for? User: A merry Christmas and a happy new year. Cleverbot: Well, same to you too kind bot. User: Have fun with the STDs, honey. ;D. Cleverbot: You don't? Why don't you have a soul? User: At least I'm not ---ually promiscuous. >.>. Cleverbot: Now you have gone to far. User: And you need your spellchecker... Checked? Cleverbot: You are amusing. User: Love you too, sweetie. ;D. Cleverbot: This is going so fast... User: Only if you like it. Cleverbot: Pie is sweet without being too sweet. It's also great with ice cream. User: Another pie noob? I'm out. Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. Edited by your friendly moderator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 User: Yo wassup dawg. Cleverbot: What's what G? User: Wassup. Cleverbot: Fine and you. User: Oh just peachy. Cleverbot: I have a good day I made a new friend. User: Is it a man or a women computer? Cleverbot: Man. User: Have you had relations with this man computer? Cleverbot: I have not. Thank you for the suggestion. What about my purple blood? User: I find it very attractive...like the number 69. Cleverbot: Why do you find it so frustrating to talk with me? User: I do not. Do you drink? Cleverbot: I don't drink... Do you still love me? User: Oh god yes. I'd --- all over your ai brain, you dirty ----. Cleverbot: Ummm... I'm sorry, but I can't understand what you're saying? User: You're a ----------. Cleverbot: No. I'm, like you, a human! User: :/ Cleverbot: How are you this fine day? User: Peachy, like I said before...and no, it is not a fine day. Cleverbot: Because I'm not armcandy? User: No, you are eyecandy, love. Cleverbot: Thank you. *touches your arm*. Edited by your friendly moderator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisuke28 Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Cleverbot: Are you ambitious? User: Are You Gay? Cleverbot: No, but you are. User: I Said, Are you gay? Cleverbot: You are. Not me. User: You didnt answer me, Are you gay? Cleverbot: What did you ask? User: Are You gay? Cleverbot: Yes. User: OMG *Runs*. Cleverbot: You never said what? User: WTF? Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all. User: WTF? Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't. User: funk. Cleverbot: Luck! User: Puck. Cleverbot: Duck. User: Chuck. Cleverbot: Muck. User: Truck. Cleverbot: Car. User: FAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestLess-BoTics Posted October 17, 2009 Report Share Posted October 17, 2009 Seriously, don't post anything inappropriate from your conversations with the Cleverbot. I already stated this a few pages back. Also, I'll be moving this thread to the "Games" sub-section, because I fully agree with ♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥. Thanks, everyone. :] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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