Max Darkness Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Not in Gen II, since you can challenge all the Kanto gyms. And if you will, I've been clearing out my computer and have found a couple of old parody writings (since it's written in script form, I can't post it in the fan-fic section), and it'd be nice if you could see if it's actually funny... [spoiler=[b]Pokemon DPPt: Arceus is a Hacker[/b] (PG-12)](Arceus creating the Pokémon World using "PokeSav Omnipotence Edition") Arceus: Okay, every other Pokémon is balanced with its own set of weaknesses and resistances. But since I’m God, I’ll just set it to base stat 720, with 120 in each stat. That’ll make it fair!! (Laughing madly) Arceus: Right...the other stuff. My ability. Now, I could have Wonder Guard, but that’s not interesting enough. I know! I’ll be able to change type endlessly! And my signature move? I’ll rain divine power down onto my enemies! And that will be able to change type endlessly as well! ...This is fun! (Player used Azure Flute. A glittering staircase appeared) Player: ...How tacky. And I am the only one who a) Thinks this is ridiculously dangerous, I mean look at that drop... and b) Thinks this is the villain’s lair from a rejected Bond movie. It’s almost like a cloud base. (Player climbs the staircase as “Stairway to Heaven” plays) (Arceus looks down on Player) Arceus: Excellent! Now I can scare that mortal away with the form I take when I descend from up high...a gigantic, jet black serpent of death!!! (As Arceus descends, Rotom appears in his computer, opens Photoshop and Arceus’ Form.jpg file, and starts screwing with it.) Wild Arceus appeared Arceus: (Laughing evilly) Now mortal, cower in fear at my- (Notices body) WHAT THE HELL!!! I’m not supposed to look like this!!! I look like some sort of cloudy..goat...horse...thing!!! ROTOM!!! You’ve corrupted my files haven’t you!!! I never should have created you, you ungrateful little b*stard!!! Arceus: At least my cry should have held up (a deep booming roar), I backed that up! (Arceus cries out) ...WHAT!!! I sound like friggin’ Pingu!!! ROTOM!!! I’m going to tear off you *bleep*-ing *bleep*s and shove them up your *bleep*-ing *bleep*...*bleep*... Arceus: ...Hang on, do you actually have those (you don’t have a gender do you)? And how do you shove something up a lightbulb? Player: ...I know I’m interrupting, but your appearance now raises a severely damaging debate. Arceus: How? Player: Well, by showing yourself here, you have proved that God exists. However, proof denies faith; and since a belief in a God is based entirely on faith, you have just destroyed all faith in you...and thus you can’t exist. By showing yourself to me, you made yourself non-existant. Arceus: ...Shut up and fight me mortal! Player sent out Lv.100 Giratina Giratina: Ha! The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master. Arceus: Only a master of the Reverse World, Giratina. (Obvious rip-off is obvious...) Giratina: At least my Origin Forme looks acceptable...fool. Arceus: Enough of this! I rain divine Judgement down onto you Giratina! Wild Arceus used "Judgment" It doesn’t affect Giratina Arceus: Crap...I’m a Normal-Type at the moment so Judgement is too...so it won’t affect Giratina... Giratina: Your divine powers are weak old man. Player: And surprisingly ineffectual... Arceus: Shut up! Player used Master Ball Arceus: What the hell?! I’m all-powerful yet somehow I can be caught in a Pokeball! Damn you Game Freak!!! Where’s an Action Replay when you need one? Player: Yes!!! I just caught God!! This world is finally mine!! ...Hang on...this raises all sorts of metaphysical problems because since I now command God, I am God. However, since I am mortal and fundamentally flawed, I can’t be God. Yet at the same time I am...My head hurts... (Lots of careful thinking later) Player: Screw the spiritual debate! I’m just going to use this surprisingly under-powered ‘God’ to kill my foes on GTS. Arceus: Underpowered?! You dare to challenge my power?! I could smite you here and now!! Player: Then do it. Arceus: ...I said I could...if I wanted to...I just don’t want to... Player: RIIIIGHT! Arceus: You know nothing of my power mortal!! Player: Then do something God-like. Arceus: Like what? Player: I don’t know, a miracle of some sort. Allow me to walk on water. Arceus: I can’t do that! Player: And that is why you suck at being a God. And why Action Replay is the only true God (kisses Action Replay DS cartridge) Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeMaster Calvin Posted January 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 comic gold. i love my action replay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelda Hero 1 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 That is quite funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Lightning Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 LOL. Hilarious. And yet, so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gustavosuarez Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 very crazy parody:) i like it:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gustavosuarez Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 very crazy parody:) i like it:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Darkness Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Thanks. And here's some more randomness. [spoiler=[b]Saturn vs. The Fourth Wall[/b] (Goes crack towards the end)]Galactic Headquarters Player: And what makes you think you can win? After all, I have an insane computer virus (Porygon Z) on my team! Saturn: (Calmly) Well you see, child. I am the only credible villain in this franchise. Fourth wall begins to break. Player: Hm? Saturn: What did Team Rocket ever do? Steal some Pokemon? I stole them and then tortured them in a secret underground lab!! That's how evil I am! And now my mutant toad-thing (Toxicroak) will get rid of you. Player: Not so fast! My Leafeon uses Trump Card. (Yu-Gi-Oh ripoff anyone?) Fourth Wall weakens. Player: Trump Card allows me to Special Summon 1 monster from my Deck. Saturn: But you don't have a b*oody Deck! This is Pokemon! Not Yu-Gi-Oh! Fourth Wall crumbles. Player: Now that the fourth wall is gone, I can do what the hell I like! I summon Junk Synchron. I now tune Junk Synchron and Leafeon to Synchro Summon Stardust Dragon! (Because Stardust dragon always wins...) Saturn: How is this happening?! Player: Shooting Sonic! Saturn: Eep. [spoiler=[b]Low on Ideas?[/b]]Spear Pillar Jupiter and Mars want to battle Jupiter and Mars sent out Skuntank and Bronzong! Rival sent out Munchlax! Go! Empoleon! Player: Wow...they must be running out of ideas for this generation. I mean...I'm fighting a mutated skunk and a bell. And on my side we have a over-sized plushie and an arrogant penguin... [spoiler=[b]Some Move Problems[/b]]Bubblebeam: "I launch bubbles at you!" "Oh no...bubbles..." Shadow Claw: How can something immaterial hurt the living? Ice Beam: Incredibly truamatising as it slowly freezes you for what seems like eternity... Drill Peck: Because the best way to kill bugs is to skewer them and rotate. Brave Bird: Known in Japan as "Banzai Kamikaze Strike!!" [spoiler=[b]FortuneShipping...[/b]]Lake Verity Dawn: Oh no! I couldn’t win... Player: Of course not. You’re weak...now let the man take over from the woman. So much for feminism... Mars: Hey! You are fighting a woman here! Player: Yeah, one I’ve beaten before... Mars: So what, are you two a little loveydovey couple here to save the day? (laughs) Player: (Sighs) ...Why did you say that... Why... Do you know what you’ve just done? Mars: Hmm? Player: Because of you, suddenly, hundreds of Japanese loners now believe that I and Dawn are romantically attached. Have they forgotten we’re 10? And when they write fanfics in which the ‘romance’ is taken further...it’s just wrong! I mean, this is almost as twisted as Pearlshipping in which a 14-year old gets off with a 10-year old! Does he have a lolicon or what?! Dawn: ... (Turns to look at player) Player: Don’t look at me! I won’t be a part of this depravity! If anyone is wandering about Player's (nickname Diamond) hatred of women and shipping, it's because he's the cousin of Player (nickname Gold) and a friend of Player (nickname Emerald), the former had an embarassing run-in with Bugsy and doesn't trust women or anyone effiminate while the latter has had to put up with endless ships; the two of whom have obviously warped his view on life... It's stupid I know, but this is what my mind came up with as I played the games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Darkness Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Thanks. And here's some more randomness. [spoiler=[b]Saturn vs. The Fourth Wall[/b] (Goes crack towards the end)]Galactic Headquarters Player: And what makes you think you can win? After all, I have an insane computer virus (Porygon Z) on my team! Saturn: (Calmly) Well you see, child. I am the only credible villain in this franchise. Fourth wall begins to break. Player: Hm? Saturn: What did Team Rocket ever do? Steal some Pokemon? I stole them and then tortured them in a secret underground lab!! That's how evil I am! And now my mutant toad-thing (Toxicroak) will get rid of you. Player: Not so fast! My Leafeon uses Trump Card. (Yu-Gi-Oh ripoff anyone?) Fourth Wall weakens. Player: Trump Card allows me to Special Summon 1 monster from my Deck. Saturn: But you don't have a b*oody Deck! This is Pokemon! Not Yu-Gi-Oh! Fourth Wall crumbles. Player: Now that the fourth wall is gone, I can do what the hell I like! I summon Junk Synchron. I now tune Junk Synchron and Leafeon to Synchro Summon Stardust Dragon! (Because Stardust dragon always wins...) Saturn: How is this happening?! Player: Shooting Sonic! Saturn: Eep. [spoiler=[b]Low on Ideas?[/b]]Spear Pillar Jupiter and Mars want to battle Jupiter and Mars sent out Skuntank and Bronzong! Rival sent out Munchlax! Go! Empoleon! Player: Wow...they must be running out of ideas for this generation. I mean...I'm fighting a mutated skunk and a bell. And on my side we have a over-sized plushie and an arrogant penguin... [spoiler=[b]Some Move Problems[/b]]Bubblebeam: "I launch bubbles at you!" "Oh no...bubbles..." Shadow Claw: How can something immaterial hurt the living? Ice Beam: Incredibly truamatising as it slowly freezes you for what seems like eternity... Drill Peck: Because the best way to kill bugs is to skewer them and rotate. Brave Bird: Known in Japan as "Banzai Kamikaze Strike!!" [spoiler=[b]FortuneShipping...[/b]]Lake Verity Dawn: Oh no! I couldn’t win... Player: Of course not. You’re weak...now let the man take over from the woman. So much for feminism... Mars: Hey! You are fighting a woman here! Player: Yeah, one I’ve beaten before... Mars: So what, are you two a little loveydovey couple here to save the day? (laughs) Player: (Sighs) ...Why did you say that... Why... Do you know what you’ve just done? Mars: Hmm? Player: Because of you, suddenly, hundreds of Japanese loners now believe that I and Dawn are romantically attached. Have they forgotten we’re 10? And when they write fanfics in which the ‘romance’ is taken further...it’s just wrong! I mean, this is almost as twisted as Pearlshipping in which a 14-year old gets off with a 10-year old! Does he have a lolicon or what?! Dawn: ... (Turns to look at player) Player: Don’t look at me! I won’t be a part of this depravity! If anyone is wandering about Player's (nickname Diamond) hatred of women and shipping, it's because he's the cousin of Player (nickname Gold) and a friend of Player (nickname Emerald), the former had an embarassing run-in with Bugsy and doesn't trust women or anyone effiminate while the latter has had to put up with endless ships; the two of whom have obviously warped his view on life... It's stupid I know, but this is what my mind came up with as I played the games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Darkness Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Thanks. And here's some more randomness. [spoiler=[b]Saturn vs. The Fourth Wall[/b] (Goes crack towards the end)]Galactic Headquarters Player: And what makes you think you can win? After all, I have an insane computer virus (Porygon Z) on my team! Saturn: (Calmly) Well you see, child. I am the only credible villain in this franchise. Fourth wall begins to break. Player: Hm? Saturn: What did Team Rocket ever do? Steal some Pokemon? I stole them and then tortured them in a secret underground lab!! That's how evil I am! And now my mutant toad-thing (Toxicroak) will get rid of you. Player: Not so fast! My Leafeon uses Trump Card. (Yu-Gi-Oh ripoff anyone?) Fourth Wall weakens. Player: Trump Card allows me to Special Summon 1 monster from my Deck. Saturn: But you don't have a b*oody Deck! This is Pokemon! Not Yu-Gi-Oh! Fourth Wall crumbles. Player: Now that the fourth wall is gone, I can do what the hell I like! I summon Junk Synchron. I now tune Junk Synchron and Leafeon to Synchro Summon Stardust Dragon! (Because Stardust dragon always wins...) Saturn: How is this happening?! Player: Shooting Sonic! Saturn: Eep. [spoiler=[b]Low on Ideas?[/b]]Spear Pillar Jupiter and Mars want to battle Jupiter and Mars sent out Skuntank and Bronzong! Rival sent out Munchlax! Go! Empoleon! Player: Wow...they must be running out of ideas for this generation. I mean...I'm fighting a mutated skunk and a bell. And on my side we have a over-sized plushie and an arrogant penguin... [spoiler=[b]Some Move Problems[/b]]Bubblebeam: "I launch bubbles at you!" "Oh no...bubbles..." Shadow Claw: How can something immaterial hurt the living? Ice Beam: Incredibly truamatising as it slowly freezes you for what seems like eternity... Drill Peck: Because the best way to kill bugs is to skewer them and rotate. Brave Bird: Known in Japan as "Banzai Kamikaze Strike!!" [spoiler=[b]FortuneShipping...[/b]]Lake Verity Dawn: Oh no! I couldn’t win... Player: Of course not. You’re weak...now let the man take over from the woman. So much for feminism... Mars: Hey! You are fighting a woman here! Player: Yeah, one I’ve beaten before... Mars: So what, are you two a little loveydovey couple here to save the day? (laughs) Player: (Sighs) ...Why did you say that... Why... Do you know what you’ve just done? Mars: Hmm? Player: Because of you, suddenly, hundreds of Japanese loners now believe that I and Dawn are romantically attached. Have they forgotten we’re 10? And when they write fanfics in which the ‘romance’ is taken further...it’s just wrong! I mean, this is almost as twisted as Pearlshipping in which a 14-year old gets off with a 10-year old! Does he have a lolicon or what?! Dawn: ... (Turns to look at player) Player: Don’t look at me! I won’t be a part of this depravity! If anyone is wandering about Player's (nickname Diamond) hatred of women and shipping, it's because he's the cousin of Player (nickname Gold) and a friend of Player (nickname Emerald), the former had an embarassing run-in with Bugsy and doesn't trust women or anyone effiminate while the latter has had to put up with endless ships; the two of whom have obviously warped his view on life... It's stupid I know, but this is what my mind came up with as I played the games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Lightning Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 More comic gold! I think Bugsy is male though. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Darkness Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 More comic gold! I think Bugsy is male though. XD Thanks. That's why Gold doesn't trust anyone with long hair... You should also know Diamond is a PokeSavian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelda Hero 1 Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 The part about Pokemon Moves is one of the funniest thing I've ever read in a long time! You have got to post more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gustavosuarez Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 jajaja, i cant stop to laught:) you have very crazy ideas Max:) i wait to see more:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Darkness Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 The part about Pokemon Moves is one of the funniest thing I've ever read in a long time! You have got to post more! I will when I come up with some. jajaja' date=' i cant stop to laught:) you have very crazy ideas Max:) i wait to see more:)[/quote'] I know I'm insane; and here's some more. [spoiler=[b]Religious Views[/b]] Just after Lake Verity/Mars Dawn: You know, sometimes I think Arceus cannot exist, not with all the hurting of cute Pokémon that happens... Player: And Team Galactic’s terrorism that has traumatised and injured hundreds of innocent people? People whose well-being overrides that of the Pokémon? Dawn: ...That too I guess... Do...do you believe in a God? Player: Yes, but it’s not Arceus. Dawn: Who? Is it Mew...or Ho-oh? Player: No, for me they have the whole “I-now-exist-so-I-can’t-since-belief-in-me-is-based-on-faith” argument against them. No, I worship Action Replay. Dawn: (Eyes widen) You b@stard!! You believe in that demonic paganism?! You’re worse than Cyrus! Player: What’s wrong with being a PokeSavian? Dawn: You sacrifice Pokémon to PokeSav! You’re a monster!! Player: Maybe...but its dark powers give me Pokémon you could never comprehend! Of course there’s a God, whoever said it was benign? Dawn: I kinda guessed that by the fact that when you face Arceus, “Stairway to Heaven” plays while when PokeSav is summoned, Nightwish music plays... Player: ...And the fact Arceus is fought atop a glittering staircase on the highest mountain in Sinnoh, while PokeSav’s alter is in the depths of the earth... Dawn: And in all this, you’re against FortuneShipping, you are odd (Tries to snuggle up to Player) Player: Yeah... (“Staraptor used Fly”) Dawn: B@stard... Author's notes: Action Replay and PokeSav are a recurring theme in my parody writings, usually having AR depicted as a cartridge appearing in-game to allow the player to progress while PokeSav is a malevolent, unseen entity that can create Pokemon with illegal movesets as long as a sacrifice is given (like in real life). Both are seen as the only powers that can counter Game Freak and Nintendo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokeMaster Calvin Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Darkness Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelda Hero 1 Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I cannot believe that you came up with all of these jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Organization Name: AximilWhy you want to join: Because I'm bored and have been into the whole "club thing" a lot recently.Pokemon Battle Revolution/Pearl/Diamond/Platinum Wi-Fi Friend Code (if you have one): 5328 2223 1338One Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh card you made: [spoiler=Click for the card.]Card Lore: Once per turn, declare any combination of Type and Attribute. This card is treated as the selected Type and Attribute. Before you play this card, you may pay half your Life Points to declare a card name. (You cannot declare a card name if it will go against the banlist.) This card is treated as the card you named while it is face-up on your side of the field. How you plan to help this organization grow: Honestly, I won't help it grow other than by adding a member (myself) to the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gustavosuarez Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Welcome Aximil:) can you post the effect in spoilers, because its a little hard to read:(@ Max: great new idea. its more funny that the others:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 There. I edited the spoiler thingy. The font on the card is pretty big to my eyes but I should realize not everyone is like me. Anyway, What's the topic? (I don't want to read 23 pages.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gustavosuarez Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 the only topic is the parodies of pokemon that MaxDarkness post the last days:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 I read all the ones on page 22. They're awesome. They do raise some questions about the Pokémon World though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelda Hero 1 Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Personally my favorites are the one that are quick like the one about Drill Peck, The long ones tend to ramble on a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gustavosuarez Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 i love the arceus hacker part:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Darkness Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 [spoiler=For Zelda Hero 1]Destiny Bond: "Because I'm taking you down with me damn it!" Mega Drain: I'z in ur fight, stealing ur energiez... Draco Meteor: That's right kids. If in doubt, level the field with a giant rock from outer space! Blast Burn: Because you can never burn too much stuff... Perish Song: "Let me get this straight. Your singing is so bad, I'm going to die from it very soon?" Seed Flare: It turns out an exploding plant has the same destructive ability as a Fire Blast... Flamethrower: Because you can solve most of life's problems with fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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