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: Story Time with Lyfe. and Charizard :

: Story Time with Lyfe. and Charizard :

 

 

Lyfe.

[spoiler=The Many Challenges of Leaving an Organization [b](PG-13)[/b]]

How it Begins

Shinku changes the club name from Cafe N00b to Cafe 99. We all hate it. Raelen leaves in a taxi. I leave with her. Charizard wants to leave, so we go back and pick him up. Raelen gets drunk. Shinku gets mad. Pikachu gets a little...crazy...Lyfe. tries to fix everything. And Charizard just sits back and watches everyone do these stupid things.

 

Lyfe.: *Grabs wheel from Taxi driver and turns around to pick up Charizard, the dude with the Blobbafet Rockstar w/ a seizurey background for his Avi* *opens door* Get in. We is out of here.

 

Pikachu: Where are you guys going?

 

Lyfe.: Anywhere but here!

 

Raelen: *from inside taxi* Whoo! I had not have this fun since...*counts fingers* tomorrow... *pukes all over taxi floor* *passes out*

 

Lyfe.: ... Ah sh!t ... *stares at Raelen*

 

Charizard: ...

 

Pikachu: Looks like fun ^_^ Can I join?

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

Pikachu: Banned from Club Pikachu...

 

Lyfe.: Fine, you can come. Just don't tell Shinku.

 

Pikachu: Meh, I make no promises. *climbs into taxi*

 

Raelen: ZzZz... *cough cough* *pukes even more in the taxi*

 

Charizard: ...

 

Lyfe.: Raelen, I am so not paying to have this cleaned...

 

Shinku: *Rips door of car* YOU...AREN'T...GOING...ANYWHERE... what the?? *stares at Raelen*

 

Raelen: ZzZz...

 

Pikachu: Awkward...

 

Charizard: ...

 

Lyfe.: Be vewy vewy quiet.

 

Shinku: Oh, okay. *tip toes away from the car*

 

Lyfe.: FLOOR IT!!

 

Taxi Driver: *Speeds down the street*

 

Pikachu: *Gets whiplash*

 

Chariard: Sh!t, that hurt! ...

 

Raelen: *giggles in sleep* Shinku, I love your hair...* *Begins falling out of the Taxi*

 

Lyfe.: *pulls raelen in* *looks behind car and sees Shinku and his amazing hair running after us* GO GO GO!!!

 

Shinku: I...DONT...UNDERSTAND...69!!...

 

Charizard: ?!

 

Pikachu: I do! It's a sex position ^_^ *looks at Raelen* See? Like this!

 

Lyfe.: Oh man, this is horrible. *looks away*

 

Pikachu: Just give him a little slap here and there *slaps Raelen*

 

Raelen: *talks in sleep* Ouch! Ohmigod haha your hair just whipped me...ZzZz...

 

Charizard: ...

 

Pikachu: This party is awesome! ^_^

 

Lyfe.: God damn!

 

Shinku: *Jumps on roof of car and punches a hole in it* *grabs Raelen, forgeting that he was convered in vomit* EW! *tosses Raelen across the street*

 

Charizard: *Watches Raelen fly through the air* ...

 

Lyfe.: What the f*** was that for?! *Jumps out of car and runs to get Raelen*

 

Pikachu: Raelen?! NOOO!!!

 

Raelen: ZzZz...*bleeds violently from head*

 

Lyfe.: *calls another taxi* Take us to the hospital

 

Pikahcu: HURRY!!

 

Taxi Driver: I will take you to the hospital then. *Looks back and shows that it is Shinku's Hair*

 

Lyfe.: WhatTheF***?

 

Charizard: ...?!

 

Pikachu: *looks at driver (Shinku's Hair)* ... That's just wrong ...

 

Taxi Driver (Shinku's Hair): That's right, I am nothing but a wig! :shock:

 

Pikachu: So I still have the best hair?

 

Lyfe.: No. *Looks back and sees Shinku, bald* *Vomits* Passes out* *smacks head on concrete* *bleeds violently from the head*

 

Pikachu: Lemme help you with that *Pulls Lyfe. into Taxi, but grabs him in very wrong places.

 

Charizard: ... ... ... I am never f***ing taking a Taxi with you guys ever again ... ... ... *walks to Starbucks and buys a Caramel Frappacino* *logs onto YCM on his laptop* *sees this post* Oh, it was all a story. Excellent! 11/10!

 

FIN

 

[spoiler=Nope. / The Burn on Pikachu]

Yes, I got Pikachu's permission on this.

 

Raelen: Lyfe.? Can I ask you something?

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

Pikachu: Anyone wanna eat pie with me?

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

Pikachu: You are using the name "Pikachu" in your story. "Pikachu" is a copyrighted name.

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

Raelen: Pikachu? Can I ask you something?

 

Pikachu: Sure.

 

Raelen: Are you bipolar?

 

Pikachu: Lemme check-no.

 

Raelen: Really? I could have sworn you were. Lyfe.? Do you agree with Piakchu's statement of he not being bipolar?

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

Pikachu: Banned from Club Pikachu.

 

Lyfe.: *Sigh* Nope.

 

Pikachu: Oh...okay then :D So how is everybody? I LOVE YOU ALL!! =3

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

Raelen: What just happened?

 

Pikachu: I don't know what you mean, Raelen.

 

Raelen: It was just...never mind.

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

Pikachu: Lyfe.. You are still using copyrighted names. Quit or I will summon the mods.

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

Charizard: I'm here! What did I miss?

 

Raelen: Oh nothing..

 

Charizard: Really?

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

Pikachu: Nothing happened here =3 We are just holding friendly discussions.

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

Pikachu That's it. *Calls YCMaker, but he does not pick up* Hold on. *Calls again, doesn't pick up*

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

Pikachu: I know kung foo, bish.

 

Lyfe.: Nope.

 

WiiOmi: I wanna be in this story! Okay, I'm good. *Gets kicked in face by Pikachu* ... DID...YOU...JUST...KICK...ME??

 

Pikachu: Oh no...

 

FIN

 

[spoiler=Understanding MyBB Codes]

WiiOmi: So if I add parenthesis to the end of "TM", I will get the Trade Mark symbol?

 

Twin Seed: That is correct.

 

WiiOmi: *Tries it out.* Soo like this?

 

Twin Seed: Congrats! Have a country.

 

WiiOmi: Screw contries! I figured out a new MyBB Code!! *Goes to many threads and posts the trade mark symbol on them*

 

Twin Seed: Yea, we won't be seeing much of WiiOmi anymore...

 

Lyfe.: So adding parenthesis to TM will give you a Trade Mark symbol...

 

Twin Seed: Uh, yea...?

 

Lyfe.: © Then adding parenthesis to C will give you a Copyright symbol.

 

Twin Seed: I guess so.

 

Lyfe.: (Boobs)

 

Twin Seed: What?!

 

Lyfe.: Aww....

 

FIN

 

[spoiler=The Truth of YouTube / Web Wars]

Dark: Guess what I just did! :D

 

Lyfe.: You threw a can of Pepsi at Twin Seed's face? :D

 

Dark: Close, but no. I went on to YouTube! They changed it.

 

Lyfe.: Really? *logs onto YouTube*

 

YouTube: Welcome to YouTube. The only site where everyone swears at you no matter what you say.

 

Lyfe.: Hey guys! Come check this out! YouTube is finally being honest with itself.

 

Pikachu: Would you look at that!

 

WiiOmi: Let's see if it is true. *Goes to a random video and postes the Trade Mark Symbol on it*

 

YouTube User: 108: GO F*** YOURSELF, YOU DUMB F***IN BLO* JO*!!

 

WiiOmi: :shock: ...Did I just get called a blo* jo*?...

 

Lyfe.: Oooh, let's see what I get. *Goes to a Metallica Video and puts "I love this song" on it*

 

Youtube User: dram: You're so gay, dude. Why not just post something that isn't gay? You worthless piece of gay!

 

Dark: Lyfe.? I think this guy thinks you're gay.

 

Lyfe.: LOL

 

Dark: YouTube is overrated. Lets go to Flikr.

 

Flikr: Welcome to Flikr. Help us dominate over Goggle Images.

 

Lyfe.: The internet is just so messed up these days.

 

WiiOmi: Should we tell Google? *goes to google.com*

 

Google: Welcome to Google, where we know how to spell Fliker correctly.

 

Pikachu: Wow.

 

Dark: Hmm. What others? Yahoo and Gmail!! *goes to Yahoo.com*

 

Yahoo: Yahoooo! We iz betr than urz!

 

Dark: Thats lame *goes to gmail*

 

Gmail: Gmaaaail. We rhyme with email. And we still know how to spell Fliker correctly.

 

Lyfe.: ... ... ...I'm bored... ...

 

Everyone: Yea... *leave*

 

FIN

 

[spoiler=S*** Club is S*** [i]NEW[/i]]

Based on a true story

 

- At Kami's Tower: The Official Dragonball Fanclub

 

Star Child: Lyfe., this thread will die and you know it.

 

Lyfe.: Quiet. Or I will throw this can of Pepsi at your face.

 

Star Child: Fine...

 

- Later that day somewhere NOT at Kami's Tower: The Official Dragonball Fanclub...

 

Pokefan5678: Hey guys! I found a club like ours! They call it Kami's Tower. How cool! =3

 

GOKUSSJ4: Those worthless f***s! I'll shot them...

 

- GOKUSSJ4 infiltrates Kami's Tower: The Official Dragonball Fanclub.

 

GOKUSSJ4: Lyfe., this club is s***. If you wanna see a REAL DBZ club, then go to the Dragonball Z Fanclub. We make sigs for eachother, and have a forum of our own, and haz dem cookiez.

 

Lyfe.: Competition? *Goes to club and realizes he has nothing to worry about* Sir, let me tell you something. You made a copy of a club that was already made. BAD. Your club was made over 5 months after mine. PWND. We have over 3x the post count. DBLPWND. We have many more members. TRPLPWND. And YOU sir will receive a neg...*punches GOKUSSJ4 in the face* >=O

 

GOKUSSJ4: *struggles* Er...screw you...agh...you didn't...have to neg me...*negs Lyfe., then dies*

 

Lyfe.: Negs =3

 

Flame Dragon: *Flashes badge* Everyone, I need you to clear the area of the crime scene. There have been reports of spamming, flaming, and revenge negging, not a pretty sight.

 

Lyfe.: *Tells Flame Dragon the story and what happened*

 

Flame Dragon: ZzZz...*snorts* Wha? Oh, ahem. Yes,m certainly. GOKUSSJ4, you are coming with me *handcuffs dead body*

 

- And once again, the threat of the annoying villanous GOKUSSJ4 was terminated and peace was restored to Kami's Tower: The Official Dragonball Fanclub

 

Ice Hey, haven't posted here in a while! =D What's the topic? =3

 

[spoiler=Luna Love Q [b]NEW[/b]]

Luna Lovegood: *from inside box at store* HELP ME! LET ME OUT Q!!

 

Lyfe.: Look! It's a box of Luna Love Q! Let's open it! *opens box*

 

Luna Lovegood: Ahahaha! Fool! Feel my qwrath!

 

Lyfe.: What's a qwrath?

 

Luna Lovegood: I guess I should explain. You see, I love the letter 'Q' more than the people who created it.

 

Lyfe.: So you randomly put Q's on things? D: ©

 

Luna Lovegood: That is Qorrect.

 

Lyfe.: Hmm...maybe letting you out was a bad idea.

 

Luna Lovegood: No it qwasn't.

 

Lyfe.: Yes it was! Get back in the box!

 

Luna Lovegood: Qno!

 

Lyfe.: YES! *Stuffs Luna into box*

 

Luna Lovegood: You will pqay for this, Lyfe.! You will pqay!

 

- And Luna Lovegood was never freed again.

 

[spoiler=Lyfe.s can do great [s]meths[/s] maths]

-Dragon Yoshi-: Sorry for being inactive, Lyfe. I'll be here more often.

 

Lyfe.: Its aight. I was about to neg you 3 times and with my other account neg you 3 times and get a friend to neg you 3 times and have his double account neg you 3 times and then his enemy that he has negged 3 times will neg you 3 times and I will get that guy to make a double account to neg you 3 times and maybe I will be able to neg you 3 times again and then if you are active, I might be able to give you a +rep if I am still allowed to rep people so that is like somewhere around 176 negs so don't be innactive again.

 

-Dragon Yoshi-: :shock:

 

Lyfe. Heh, Fishie :D

 

 

 

 

Charizard

[spoiler=Charizard and Friends Adventure Episode 1]

Quick story of how Café N00b sneaked around n00b school.

 

Lyfe: Ughh, School is so boring.

 

Charizard: You guys thinking what I am thinking?

 

Pikachu: Pr0n?

 

Death: Hell ya!

 

Raelen: No..... I think Charizard is saying that we should sneak out.

 

Shinku: Fix'd

No..... I think Charizard is saying that we should watch pr0n.

 

Charizard: Raelen has the idea' date=' Lets go =P.

 

[b']Lyfe[/b]: I got a diversion, "Hey teacher I have a cookie!"

 

Teacher: GIMME, GIMME.

 

Lyfe: Go get it! *Throws cookie*.

 

Everyone: Lets go!

 

Charizard: Okay the plan Is to get the key from the janitor, Pikachu you know what to do right?

 

Pikachu Yep *Uses taser on janitor*.

 

Shinku: Excellent lets go =D

 

Charizard: F*ck my moderator radar is beeping like crazy.

 

Death: Who is it?

 

Charizard: Oh GOD ITS MAMA LUIGI! FRUNK!

 

Pikachu: No problem, Thunderbolt!

 

Frunk: Frunk is not effected! Perma Ban!

 

Banhammer: summoning me again Frunk?

 

Frunk: Yep now go perma those n00bs!

 

Banhammer: Alright! *Attacks Charizard*

 

Charizard: *Blocks* Hehehehehe. Nobody beats my spamming posts. -\Spam/-

 

Banhammer: Screw this *Leaves room*

 

Frunk: Double screw this *Leaves room*

 

And that kids is how Café N00b went to downtown to get some Yo Cream.

 

FIN

 

 

[spoiler=The Deserted Island ([i]Joke[/i])]

Charizard, Pikachu and Death bishop were on a deserted island (This is not meant to be offensive just a joke)

 

They each got to bring 1 thing. So Charizard brought food.

 

Death Bishop: "Charizard, why did you bring food?

 

Charizard: So we have something to eat when we get hungry.

 

Death Bishop brought water.

 

Pikachu: Death Bishop, why did you bring water?

 

Death Bishop: So if we get thirsty we'll have something to drink.

 

Pikachu brought a car door.

 

Charizard: Pikachu why did you bring a car door?

 

Pikachu: If we get hot we can roll the windows down.

 

[spoiler=lrn2understandplz ([i]Joke[/i])]

Charizard and the library order.

 

Charizard: *walks into a library* Can I have a cheeseburger?!

 

Librarian: *replies in a whisper* This is a library!

 

Charizard: *replies in a whisper* Can i have a cheeseburger?

 

Credit to Yahoo! Answers

 

 

 

Together

[spoiler=The Great Adventure CH1]

Lyfe.: Thanks for coming on my private jet with my guys. We can haz Sleep Over :D

 

Charizard: *Huff* *Puff* No problem, But next time don't leave without me, I had to fly a mile just to get to this jet.

 

Lyfe.: Well maybe next time you won't eat 3 pounds of beans before we get to the airport!

 

Charizard: But those burritos, They looked delicious O_O. Besides no harm done right?

 

Pikachu: "No harm done?" Are you kidding me?! Everyone ran out the airport!

 

Charizard: *Farts*

 

Pikachu: Don't do it on the jet, bean boy -.-

 

Lyfe.: Dammit, Charizard! We can't open a window or anything! We would be sucked out. If ya got to do that, tie a rope to this stripper pole here and stick your ass out the door...

 

Charizard: Okay, Okay! I'll stop. *Farts*

 

Lyfe.: *Pushes Charizard out of the plane* At least you can fly on your own...

 

Pikachu: Doesn't that seem kinda mean?

 

Lyfe.: Can you fly? :shock:

 

Pikachu: Well, no, but-

 

Lyfe.: Then shut up!

 

Charizard: *Hits propeller and breaks it* Uh-Oh

 

Captain (A.K.A. Death Bishop): Crash landing, Mayday, Mayday!

 

Lyfe. Buckle up! This is the fun part :D

 

Everyone: AHHHHHHH!

 

Lyfe.: *Raises hands* Wheeee!!! ^.^

 

*Jet Crashes on an Island on the Bermuda Triangle*

 

Lyfe.: WTF?! This isn't where I wanted to be. Death Bishop! I'd like a word with you -.-

 

Death Bishop: Sorry Its 5:00 And it's my break, CHAO!

 

Lyfe.: *Runs up and tackles Death Bishop* *Punches in face*

 

Death Bishop: D: :cry: Why?

 

Lyfe.: D: Oh god, I'm so sorry!! :cry:

 

*Dramatic Scene*

 

*Dramatic Scene Breaks and Charizard Farts again*

 

Lyfe.: *grunts* -.- Charizard? See this? It's a cork. I think you know where to place this. Do it. Now.

 

Charizard: *Farts and explodes jet* Oops sorry O_O

 

Lyfe.: *puts out fire on own head* Dammit Charizard! Go fly to another island! Or else I will summon YCMaker on you!

 

Pikachu: *on fire* AHHH HELP ME X|

 

Charizard: Sorry... *Dies*

 

Lyfe.: Hey, did you guys realize that we was on an island this whole time? Cuz I didn't. Or did I? *blood gushes from head*

 

Death Bishop: MEDIC MEDIC!!!

 

Lyfe.: I feel...light-headed... *faints*

 

.:~WhiteTiger~:.: Medic reporting for duty sir!

 

Lyfe.: x_x

 

.:~WhiteTiger~:.: Alright we need to know some info, Sex?

 

Lyfe.: Yes please...

 

.:~WhiteTiger~:.: OMG ITS A HUMAN PEDOBEAR!

 

Lyfe.: Haha...ZzZz...

 

Charizard: Have no fear Charizard is here! *Farts to make Lyfe wake up*

 

Lyfe.: Mmm. Something smells like beans. Did someone make beans? :D

 

Charizard: Dang it, *Breathes fire on Lyfe.*

 

Lyfe.: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!

 

Charizard: You fainted =P

 

Lyfe.: ...oh... I had this weird dream. There was a dancing bean...

 

Death Bishop: Thats because he farted on you.

 

Lyfe.: Charizard...is this true...?

 

Charizard: Maaybee... =D

 

Lyfe.: You are a dead dragon.

 

Charizard: I'm coming!

 

Death Bishop: No one said Come, Charizard.

 

Lyfe.: *dumps a bucket of water on Charizard's tail*

 

Charizard: AHH IT SOAKS IT SOAKS!

 

Lyfe.: *Watches Charizard soak with an evil look on his face*

 

Death Bishop: A little extreme, no?

 

Lyfe.: *grabs Charizard's head and points it towards Death Bishop* *pushes on Charizard's throat* *fire comes out and burns Death Bishop*

 

Cloud: Well I gotta go kill Sephiroth, See ya guys. *Goes into inn*

 

Charizard: Bye Cloud! Oh wait I forgot, When cloud goes to an inn it becomes night in 2 seconds.

 

Everyone: Good Night!

 

Lyfe.: Dammit I was just about close to kill Charizard.

FIN

 

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This made no sense.

I don't get it.

What?

I edited it. Hopefully it clears it up a bit.

 

 

How autistic can you be.

That better not be directed towards me...

 

 

I didn't understand any of it. But the real question is...

 

What is the purpose of the story? (>_<)

No purpose. Just to have fun' date=' I guess. And Shinku's craziness and fake hair.

 

You used a copyrighted Pokemon name in your story. And yet, you have no cites or copyright agreements in your story.

I used the users, and the users don't have Copyright Agreements either :shock:

 

 

lol!!

 

Bad story is [/b]funny[/b].

 

Please make more.

Fix'd

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This is the worst thing I've ever read. Considering I managed to read the first sentence of twilight when it was assigned to us for English in 10th grade before burning the book, that makes this the worst writing of all time.

 

Yo Lyfe you are cool and all and Imma let you finish but this is the worst story of all time. ALL TIME.

 

Mods lock before he makes us read another crappy story.

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This is the worst thing I've ever read. Considering I managed to read the first sentence of twilight when it was assigned to us for English in 10th grade before burning the book' date=' that makes this the worst writing of all time.

 

Yo Lyfe you are cool and all and Imma let you finish but this is the worst story of all time. ALL TIME.

 

Mods lock before he makes us read another crappy story.

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you know that books meant to be read by 6th graders, right?

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This is the worst thing I've ever read. Considering I managed to read the first sentence of twilight when it was assigned to us for English in 10th grade before burning the book' date=' that makes this the worst writing of all time.

 

Yo Lyfe you are cool and all and Imma let you finish but this is the worst story of all time. ALL TIME.

 

Mods lock before he makes us read another crappy story.

[/quote']

 

If your english teacher assigned you Twilight for reading, s/he deserves to be taken out back and shot in the kneecaps. Then dragged behind a slow moving vehicle into the Nevada desert and left to die.

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This is the worst thing I've ever read. Considering I managed to read the first sentence of twilight when it was assigned to us for English in 10th grade before burning the book' date=' that makes this the worst writing of all time.

 

Yo Lyfe you are cool and all and Imma let you finish but this is the worst story of all time. ALL TIME.

 

Mods lock before he makes us read another crappy story.

[/quote']

 

If your english teacher assigned you Twilight for reading, s/he deserves to be taken out back and shot in the kneecaps. Then dragged behind a slow moving vehicle into the Nevada desert and left to die.

 

Agreed Twilight sucks.

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You do realize that noting but Dialogue isn't even considered a play. You have to have narration within a story' date=' even a play. For it to qualify as a story or a play.

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*continues listening to music really really loud as Muluck talks*

 

lol

 

 

lol' date=' these stories are win. Lol'd through the whole thing, despite me being just left out. xP

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I made another story at school today, but you aren't in it :(

But the next one, you will be.

 

EDIT:

New story added.

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