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I just got a visit from some Jehova's Witnesses who tried to give me a copy of one of the leaflets they give to people door to door. It went like this:

JW: Good day, I would like to give you this leaflet as we are giving it to all people here. *hands over leaflet*

Me: Well, thankyou. Oh I'm not interested I'm an atheist. *hands paper back*

JW: Starts preaching.

Me: *shuts door to their face*

 

Discuss religious fanatics who brainwash you.

inb4 HORUS

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Invite them in for a cup of tea' date=' talk to them a bit, say you aren't interested in their religion right now and thank them for their time. It's how I do it =/

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You invite total strangers in your house?

 

Yeah, I respect anyone who considers their religion strongly enough to go around preaching it despite the abuse they get.

The crime rate around here is around one bloody nose every two years, it's hardly a risk =/

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That never happens here.

 

I would like to see what they say' date=' though.

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Hello, I would like to hand you over this leaflet in good peace as we are doing with everyone else.

and some guy I know once went to one of their meetings. He said they were talking about the end of the world and stuff like that.

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Once, my grandma was coming for dinner and we heard the doorbell ring. My Dad checked out the window to see who it was. He thought it was a Jehovah's Witness, but it was actually my Nan! 20 minutes later she phoned my Dad and said she'd been waiting for ages.

 

Once, I actually let one preach to me. At the end I held up the Jesus 'Cool Story Bro' picture and said in a really enthusiastic voice "COOL STORY BRO!" and slammed the door.

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God exists. Not in the form of a 'god'' date=' but as some logic of nature. I am Atheist, not Secular.

 

Slamming the door in their face is just rude. Do you have any manners? seriously?

 

You should at least listen to their opinions.

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The problem is, they should listen to your opinions first.

 

What if you don't want to join their damn cult?

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Let them into your house, sit down, offer them something to drink, and say you aren't interested.

 

Bottom line is: In a self-correcting society, religion exists. If it doesn't work, then it won't exist, because it is a self-correcting society. Religion will continue to exist, albeit at a smaller rate.

 

Pikachu, do you tell your opinions to door to door salesman about their product?

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Once' date=' I actually let one preach to me. At the end I held up the Jesus 'Cool Story Bro' picture and said in a really enthusiastic voice "COOL STORY BRO!" and slammed the door.

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Albeit rude, that was pretty damn win.

 

I thrive off being eloquently crude and witty at the same time. Kinda like an actually funny meme.

 

Hunter, what you just posted made me respect you for the first time since before you became a Mod. Back in the days when you posted in CC. Ah.....such is life.

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JW: Hello, good afternoon. We're from Jehova's Witness and we're here to talk to you.

Me: Oh, hi. Come on in, make yourself at home.

JW: Thank you. Well here, take this pamphlet and let us explain our beliefs.

Me: *bored out of my mind but sarcastically playing along for an hour*

JW: Thanks again, we'll be on our way.

Me: *walks up and locks the door.*

Me: I let you talk about your religion for an hour. Now let me talk about mine.

JW: Well what do you believe in?

Me: Well I'm a Satanist. I worship the devil.

JW: *piss their pants*

Me: *goes on for an hour making stuff up about Satanism*

JW: *praying to God whilst pissing their pants more*

Me: There. Go on your way. :D

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