Prince Poison Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I just got a visit from some Jehova's Witnesses who tried to give me a copy of one of the leaflets they give to people door to door. It went like this:JW: Good day, I would like to give you this leaflet as we are giving it to all people here. *hands over leaflet*Me: Well, thankyou. Oh I'm not interested I'm an atheist. *hands paper back*JW: Starts preaching.Me: *shuts door to their face* Discuss religious fanatics who brainwash you.inb4 HORUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Wow next time don't open the door if its them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I get preached by religious fanatics very often... ON THE BUS!! (not just me but to every passenger/then he starts to collect) Grrr.... Why can't they accept that there is a time and place for everything. (><) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Poison Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Wow next time don't open the door if its them How would I know it was them...I only saw a girl standing in front of my door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Last time they came I simply shut the door. Oh and before that I pucnhed him in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexis Rhodes Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 lol i`ve seen them come to the door and say gods arounds us and my dad says when you see him tell him to come here and talk to me :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Poison Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 lol i`ve seen them come to the door and say gods arounds us and my dad says when you see him tell him to come here and talk to me :) Your dad is very polite, mine usually tells them to GTFO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Griffin Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Invite them in for a cup of tea, talk to them a bit, say you aren't interested in their religion right now and thank them for their time. It's how I do it =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Poison Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Invite them in for a cup of tea' date=' talk to them a bit, say you aren't interested in their religion right now and thank them for their time. It's how I do it =/[/quote'] You invite total strangers in your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Griffin Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Invite them in for a cup of tea' date=' talk to them a bit, say you aren't interested in their religion right now and thank them for their time. It's how I do it =/[/quote'] You invite total strangers in your house? Yeah, I respect anyone who considers their religion strongly enough to go around preaching it despite the abuse they get.The crime rate around here is around one bloody nose every two years, it's hardly a risk =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 That never happens here. I would like to see what they say, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Poison Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 That never happens here. I would like to see what they say' date=' though.[/quote'] Hello, I would like to hand you over this leaflet in good peace as we are doing with everyone else.and some guy I know once went to one of their meetings. He said they were talking about the end of the world and stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Once, my grandma was coming for dinner and we heard the doorbell ring. My Dad checked out the window to see who it was. He thought it was a Jehovah's Witness, but it was actually my Nan! 20 minutes later she phoned my Dad and said she'd been waiting for ages. Once, I actually let one preach to me. At the end I held up the Jesus 'Cool Story Bro' picture and said in a really enthusiastic voice "COOL STORY BRO!" and slammed the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Griffin Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Once' date=' I actually let one preach to me. At the end I held up the Jesus 'Cool Story Bro' picture and said in a really enthusiastic voice "COOL STORY BRO!" and slammed the door.[/quote'] Albeit rude, that was pretty damn win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Poison Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Another one came today >.<I told him I was a satanist, you should have seen the look on his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mousy Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 God exists. Not in the form of a 'god', but as some logic of nature. I am Atheist, not Secular. Slamming the door in their face is just rude. Do you have any manners? seriously? You should at least listen to their opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 God exists. Not in the form of a 'god'' date=' but as some logic of nature. I am Atheist, not Secular. Slamming the door in their face is just rude. Do you have any manners? seriously? You should at least listen to their opinions.[/quote'] The problem is, they should listen to your opinions first. What if you don't want to join their damn cult? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 We don't really have them over here, so can you tell us: Are they worse / harder to troll then telesales? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Mousy Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Let them into your house, sit down, offer them something to drink, and say you aren't interested. Bottom line is: In a self-correcting society, religion exists. If it doesn't work, then it won't exist, because it is a self-correcting society. Religion will continue to exist, albeit at a smaller rate. Pikachu, do you tell your opinions to door to door salesman about their product? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 I live in Nebraska. Connect the dots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 In China, they don't knock in the door to come and talk. They slip their gay adverts through the front door. (Oh, we live in apartments btw.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 One time, I invited them into my house and listened to them preach for an hour. So then I got up, locked the door, and made them listen to me preach and pretend to be satanist for an hour, then I let them on their way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Once' date=' I actually let one preach to me. At the end I held up the Jesus 'Cool Story Bro' picture and said in a really enthusiastic voice "COOL STORY BRO!" and slammed the door.[/quote'] Albeit rude, that was pretty damn win. I thrive off being eloquently crude and witty at the same time. Kinda like an actually funny meme. Hunter, what you just posted made me respect you for the first time since before you became a Mod. Back in the days when you posted in CC. Ah.....such is life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Satanism is an awesome religion. On topic: I've never had a Jehova's Witness preach to me. If they tried to I'd tell them I'm an Atheist. If they continued preaching I'd punch them in face, boy or girl I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 JW: Hello, good afternoon. We're from Jehova's Witness and we're here to talk to you.Me: Oh, hi. Come on in, make yourself at home.JW: Thank you. Well here, take this pamphlet and let us explain our beliefs.Me: *bored out of my mind but sarcastically playing along for an hour*JW: Thanks again, we'll be on our way.Me: *walks up and locks the door.*Me: I let you talk about your religion for an hour. Now let me talk about mine.JW: Well what do you believe in?Me: Well I'm a Satanist. I worship the devil.JW: *piss their pants*Me: *goes on for an hour making stuff up about Satanism*JW: *praying to God whilst pissing their pants more*Me: There. Go on your way. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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