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Here's A Stereotypical Riddle for You


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i thought for sure the last one was a winner

 

How can you tell when a black person is lying?

 

He studders?

 

racist much? :|

 

What? Some white people studder when they lie.

 

No cigar. Try again. xDDD


Corporal' date=' she's country. Think about it. :/

 

Anyways, he says, "Well ya see, I was going to [insert excuse here']."

 

Is that right? :/

 

Sooo close, but no cigar. Remember it involves what happens, but anything can happen.

 

It's like writing a story. For 5 points, I'll give away the first blank in the riddle:

 

"Well ya see, ____ __ ________ __ . . . "

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Corporal' date=' she's country. Think about it. :/

 

Anyways, he says, "Well ya see, I was going to [insert excuse here']."

 

Is that right? :/

 

Correct. I don't of course, well just for the lulz. ^^

 

Example: Well ya see, I was going to the party when all of a sudden a cat ran out in front of my car and i swirved to avoid the poor creature and there was this tree, I swirved to miss it to, but then there was this old lady and well I hit her, and so I had to wait for the police to get there and by the time they cleared me the party was over. I'm sorry but maybe next time kay?

 

 

i thought for sure the last one was a winner

 

How can you tell when a black person is lying?

 

He studders?

 

racist much? :|

 

What? Some white people studder when they lie.

 

No cigar. Try again. xDDD

 

Um..... Welll.......

hmmmmm.....

He falls down [/stupidity]

 

I really ain't pushing it because it'll sound racist...

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Corporal' date=' she's country. Think about it. :/

 

Anyways, he says, "Well ya see, I was going to [insert excuse here']."

 

Is that right? :/

 

Correct. I don't of course, well just for the lulz. ^^

 

 

i thought for sure the last one was a winner

 

How can you tell when a black person is lying?

 

He studders?

 

racist much? :|

 

What? Some white people studder when they lie.

 

No cigar. Try again. xDDD

 

Um..... Welll.......

hmmmmm.....

He falls down [/stupidity]

 

I really ain't pushing it because it'll sound racist...

 

I won't get offended because I have the common sense to understand reasoning and usage of terms.

 

Try me.


How can you tell when a black person is lying?

 

His lips are moving

 

xD That's a good one, but no.

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He turns White if he lies?

 

Princess Kitty of Sucksupalot' date=' you are very racist. xD.

This thread is racist, I presume.

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Ah Shut your mouth, don't you know Princesses never do wrong D=<

 

I was just guessing. Geeze. Grow up not every one is racist.

 

Phoenix just tell us, otherwise this thread will get locked for racism

You mean you'll report it for "racism"

 

as for the black guy thing

 

beneath his eye (the one that people later Photoshopped to give him a black eye?

 

crappy guess I know xP

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