My Cell Theory

[.Lost]

1. All cells in our body are living for each other.

2. Human beings and basically all organisms are just a biproduct of greed.

3. If the beings that make up our body are greedy, then we are too.

4. If we stopped being greedy, then maybe our cells will aswell.

5. If your cells stopped, then they would work together to perform tasks.

6. Thus, you have a healthier body because all your cells are working together rather then fighting for each other.

 

Greed = Bad body

Generosity = Good body

[Spartan919]

Interesting.

[OMGAKITTY]

If your cells are fighting each other, then you have cancer.

[.Lost]

Nono, I mean fighting for their lives. Not fighting each other persay, like trying to get out of a burning building as fast as you can, ignoring everyone else and/or pushing them out of the way.

[Spartan919]

So...it's more self love than greed

[.Lost]

Well, pushing people out of your way and running as fast as you can to survive sound's like greed to me, but i guess it can be interpreted that way.

[Juuzou]

IT'Z LIEK KARMA

[.Lost]

I agree sir

[Lyfe.]

So you are telling me that if I was generous, my cells would too? How do I make them do that? :shock:

 

If I shot someone, would my cells shoot each other? :D

[Lemniscate]

My cells are pragmatic nihilists, what do I do?

[Mister Sir]

My cells are pragmatic nihilists' date=' what do I do?

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You divide by zero.

 

That's what you do.

[Spartan919]

You know, I don't know. I mean cells can't think, all they can do is eat, function and reproduce. how do they fight? Disease?

[Amethyst Phoenix]

1. All cells in our body are living for each other.

That sounds like selfishness if they're all helping eachother.

2. Human beings and basically all organisms are just a biproduct of greed.

Ah' date=' so nature is greedy so everyone just suddenly poofed in, huh?[/i']

3. If the beings that make up our body are greedy, then we are too.

But you just stated the exact opposite in point 1...

4. If we stopped being greedy, then maybe our cells will aswell.

Wait, we're greedy? How'd we go from being made from greed to being greed? We're the bastard child of a personality trait?

5. If your cells stopped, then they would work together to perform tasks.

So if our cells stopped everything, they'd then do what they were already doing for great justice? ....wut?

6. Thus, you have a healthier body because all your cells are working together rather then fighting for each other.

People that fight for each other are working together. Everyone in an army works together, and are fighting for eachother and whatever they stand for as a whole.

 

Greed = Bad body

Generosity = Good body

 

Whoah what th- how did generosity suddenly get in here? So we're not supposed to want anything, but we're supposed to give things away? So, what causes us to aquire things to give away. Also, if everyone was zero percent greed and completely generous, we'd all just stand around passing a loaf of bread back and forth and eventually starve to death. That's nice.

[.Lost]

So you are telling me that if I was generous' date=' my cells would too? How do I make them do that? :shock:

 

If I shot someone, would my cells shoot each other? :D

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I dunno. This was just a joke but semi srs thread.

 

My cells are pragmatic nihilists' date=' what do I do?

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Induce yourself into a coma buy swallowing the Bill of Rights.

[Lemniscate]

I don't have a copy lying around, but my Communist Manifesto is doing alright.

I will now attempt conversion.

[.Lost]

MSN me when you come back <3

[Lemniscate]

It seems to have gone awry, they are now building communes together, and I think I feel a Gulag in my left ventricular artery, that's not a cause for concern, right?

[Lyfe.]

It seems to have gone awry' date=' they are now building communes together, and I think I feel a Gulag in my left ventricular artery, that's not a cause for concern, right?

[/quote']

Oooh, my brother did that once. The Communist Manifesto had some major side-effects. I wish you the best of luck.

[Lemniscate]

It seems that there I now a dictator in the left parietal lobe. I can hear him when he gives his speeches, he seems to be using a modified dialect of Finnish, don't know why.

[Lyfe.]

It seems that there I now a dictator in the left parietal lobe. I can hear him when he gives his speeches' date=' he seems to be using a modified dialect of Finnish, don't know why.

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Can you actually hear what he is saying? I need to write a report on this, so...

[Lemniscate]

I hear that he's speaking, but not speaking this particular dialect of Finnish, I can't understand it.

[.Lost]

Its because the dictator is actually ahead of his time, for he knows that Finnish will eventually become the dialect of the world, overtaking English and eradicating it from the world.