Blamonchesix Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 I hate vegetables. If I was Superman, all you need to do is use a sliced cucumber to drain my strength. You don’t need to look for any kryptonite; just a cucumber. A sliced cucumber. Or heart of palm spring rolls/Lumpiang Ubod (dish), Inabraw (dish), Offal stew/Papaitan (dish), Marinated Veggie with meat/fish/Pakbet (dish), Pinakbet (dish), Spicy Taro leaves (dish), tomatoes, garlic, onions, chili, eggplant, cabbage, radish, mustard, hyacinth beans, lima beans, winter melon, loofah and nipa hut- all of those, I hate! GWARRRRK! <*throws up*> Yes, veggies are nutritious, but are they delicious? And if you’re going to eat plants then you might as well have been born a horse! And veggies aren’t the only foods that have vitamins. If we are going to use the measurements of nutritionists, there are other delicious foods out there which are more nutritious than vegetables. Like pork barbecue. It has 84.2 grams (gm) of protein, 0.6 milligrams (mg) of iron, and 0% fat. Another are potato chips. It has 2,500 IU of Vitamin A, 40mg of Vitamin C, and 400 IU of Vitamin D. Also in this group of delicious and nutritious foods are hamburger, popcorn and pizza pie which all have 10.2mg of Niacin, 45mg of Calcium, 1.3mg of Iron and 27mg of Vitamin C if you’re also going to eat the box of the pizza pie. And if you think you can’t benefit from smoking, you’re wrong! Because a stick of a cigarette has 285 IU of Vitamins A and D. At it will have an increase of 1,200mg of Calcium and 2 fluorides if you’ll gulp down Arrack with it. You see? Those are the things the nutritionists keep secret for unknown reasons. But think about it. Would they force us to eat vegetables even if they won’t gain anything from it? NO! What benefits would they have if we are healthy? NONE! But they’re still working on it. AND WHY??? Listen closely. Because. They. Want. Us. To. Be. Infected. They want the whole mankind to be infected from Foot & Mouth disease which comes from worms on vegetables. They want to poison us from leftover pesticides from vegetables sold on the market. And they want the hands of people to be cut off when they’re trying to prepare a veggie meal in the kitchen! These exactly are what our so-called “nutritionists” are doing right now so they can rule the world when we are eliminated! But you didn’t know that, human, because the moment you’ve opened your eyes on the world, you accepted everything to be true! And you know what the price is for that ignorance? – WE WILL EAT VEGETABLES FOREVER!!!!!!!!!Yikes. <*sign of the cross*> Discuss. Again, translated from a foreign book.But I dislike vegetables too. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Lol@Smokingbeinghealthy. ITT: Antibacterial soap has yet to be invented XD Amusing story though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Hero Kyle Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Ur a Filipino aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted November 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Ur a Filipino aren't you? @Amethyst Phoenix - I lol'd on that too. XD @E-Hero Kyle - 100% (^_^)! (At least that's what I know). Are you a Filipino too? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayy lmao Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 At first I was like )-:< and then I was like ((-: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Meh I prefer Deer Meat over any Veggie. But I eat them once in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 People eat veggies because it contains calcium, iron and protein rather than that with fat. But I have to eat meat, I'm skinny. >_< But cool story bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 You cannot deny that vegetables have vitamins, nor can I deny that other foods have vitamins. But what's not in common is that other foods have crap that will deter your health. I'm not gonna get too much into this, as it's pretty early in the morning, but look at a majority of meats. Most meat products have an excess of fat, cholesterol, and calories. This is why only a minority of overweight people are vegetarians. Fish has an excess of mercury, but I think they "created" a new type of fish to fix that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 PINOY POWER!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 I cba to read all that. Summarize it, kthxbai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 @Pikachu - Not mine. but thanks. (^^) @Jinzo - DAMN STRAIGHT! XD @Mia - I can't. Its complete translation. But seriously its not as long as you think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Is this translated from Tagalog or something? I mean...wtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Is this translated from Tagalog or something? I mean...wtf. From a Tagalog book, yes. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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