Dweller of Parables Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Iowa paper boy vanished on route!When the Sunday edition of the Des Moines Register came off the presses, the front page headlines included: "USDA Focus Shifts Back to Farmers"; "Video Recorders Let Viewers 'Beat the Clock,' Spark TV Boom"; and "China Offers Accord with Soviet Union." Little did the newspaper's editors realize that one of the biggest stories in Iowa's history was about to unfold and that the central figure would be a 12-year-old Register paperboy named Johnny Gosch. Gosch, on the job just over a year, vanished while on his paper route. His mother, Noreen Gosch, says Johnny never delivered a late paper, and had a perfect service award from the Register. He used part of his earnings to buy a motor dirt bike. He set out at 5:45 a.m., reportedly with his dachshund, on daily rounds. But suspicion arose two hours later when one of Johnny's customers called his parents to say the paper had not been delivered. Leonard John Gosch, Johnny's father, told his wife to call police, and went looking for the boy. He soon found Johnny's red wagon, just two blocks from their West Des Moines home. It was full of newspapers and, according to the police report, the father delivered them. We discuss this tragedy. :'( Poor kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Spontaneous Combustion? Pedobear? Murder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Spontaneous Combustion? Pedobear? Murder? off-topic:Your sig is huge. Shorten it. topic: I'm thinking aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Aliens is a possibility. How about Nazi's or Zombies or maybe Nazi Zombies. Oh and my sig is fine. It can't be smaller or else my subliminal message won't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 It makes the page expand. I'm thinking the aliens like his skill of delivering paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Oh yeah. I think we are onto something. Maybe the Nazi's need someone inconspicuous to deliver whitey weekly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Before this gets locked because you are trying to make your posts irrelevant, we turn back to his family. Imagine.Your son disappearing.He was a shy gentle kid.Justice! NAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'd probably get my boomstick and chainsaw and go hunting for whoever might have done such a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Please be reasonable.I don't want a thread like this being locked because of your stupid ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 That is reasonable. If you want something else I'd say I'd go call the CSI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Aliens, isn't it obvious? See they recognized his paper throwing skills so they recruited him into their ranks for the multi-galactic war. Right now he's probably being trained to through bombs that detonate as Black Holes. Totally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoe-chan Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 it was obviously a pedophile unprotected little boy no one watching easy way to just snatch up a poor little boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SushiTheLegend Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Pedofiles people, Pedofiles. Then again there was some kids of young age who murder younger kids, two 10 years olds killed a younger boy at a railway track, it's so gruesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoe-chan Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Pedofiles people' date=' Pedofiles. Then again there was some kids of young age who murder younger kids, two 10 years olds killed a younger boy at a railway track, it's so gruesome.[/quote'] ohhh my godd!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayy lmao Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Black Hole, he was sucked into a black hole.[/thread] Anything could of happened, nobody knows O_o. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Pedofiles people' date=' Pedofiles. Then again there was some kids of young age who murder younger kids, two 10 years olds killed a younger boy at a railway track, it's so gruesome.[/quote'] Cough cough Halloween Cough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Sad thing is...No one REALLY knows where he is after all this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Dan Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Spontaneous Combustion? Pedobear? Murder?Spontaneous Combustion, no doubt, FTW, I'm positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 It is quite obvious. Candlejack obviously abduc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arekku_Koro Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I live in West Des Moines, and this happened years ago. It's sort of an urban legend around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I live in West Des Moines' date=' and this happened years ago. It's sort of an urban legend around here.[/quote'] But it happened... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 I know exactly what happened: He was walking around the street with his gangster wagon and his newspaper hoes. When a car slammed him in the head. It was no other then Tom Hanks, who had a thing for running over little boys at around 5:45 am. He put Johnny in the back of his car and drove on. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 well no duh he is just trying to piss everyone off. do u live in iowa? anyway since it was a year ago did they ever find him if not dat kids dome D8mn good prankster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 It is quite obvious. Candlejack obviously abduc You're so funny when you refer to Candleja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 No, this might be sad, but I have to be honest: Balloon Kid > This topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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