PikMan Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 I have finally, after 5 years of searching, found out how to kill Chuck Norris! How, you may ask. Well, there's one Chuck Norris fact that says "Chuck Norris is so cool, they have to put a heater under his bed to keep him from freezing over". Wait, Chuck Norris can FREEZE?!?! The invincible one is weak against... ICE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 I have finally' date=' after 5 years of searching, found out how to kill Chuck Norris! How, you may ask. Well, there's one Chuck Norris fact that says "Chuck Norris is so cool, they have to put a heater under his bed to keep him from freezing over". Wait, Chuck Norris can FREEZE?!?! The invincible one is weak against... ICE.[/quote'] Pfft, he'll just turn the world's temperature up if he gets cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PikMan Posted November 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 (Nervous giggle) somebody lock this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 I have finally' date=' after 5 years of searching, found out how to kill Chuck Norris! How, you may ask. Well, there's one Chuck Norris fact that says "Chuck Norris is so cool, they have to put a heater under his bed to keep him from freezing over". Wait, Chuck Norris can FREEZE?!?! The invincible one is weak against... ICE.[/quote'] Pfft, he'll just turn the world's temperature up if he gets cold. On 9001 Degrees Fahrenheit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Ga, this thread is full of lies. Like the cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PikMan Posted November 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 OK, Portal addicts, if you think that freezing Chuck Norris won't kill him, what will? He's gotta have a weakness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 I know his weakness. Bruce Lee, bishes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 OK' date=' Portal addicts, if you think that freezing Chuck Norris won't kill him, what will? He's gotta have a weakness.[/quote'] It can't be heat. All Aperture Technologies remain fully operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Cool story, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't get hot. Hot gets Chuck Norris. This applies for everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Chuck Norris's weakness is the fact that he's 69 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Chuck Norris's weakness is the fact that he's 69 years old. And he can still kick your a$$ faster than it'll take you to start running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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