Charizard Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Nothing really bad happened to me, I just have a hell lot of scars and bruises from doing stupid stuff xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Smashed my skull on a metal doorframe. YAY RETARDED RINNE :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fategazer Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Once my fingernail broke off from slamming a washroom door on it... My hand had to be covered in a bandage for a few months, and since I am right-handed, I had to learn to write with my left hand, cause I was still in scool. And another time, during a few week after Christmas, I got a terrible flu... I couldn't go to school for 2 weeks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 almost lost meh eyesight twicetime one=3 years old was sledding and leaned wrong way and meh 2 centimeters up from meh eye was gashed open. happy f*cking snow day. all i remember is sitting in teh waiting room and white and red. i still have teh sled to.time two=one year ago age twelve meh brother got a badminton birdie stuck on the roof of the garage. i get a stool and cant reach so i get a push broom and heave it up there missing it and having it land on meh head without thinking about teh down part of it all. If i hadnt flung meh head down i would be typing with a brail keyboard right now.my A$$ of a friend kept hitting my arm where i got my physical shots and i gots all infected.they put a tube in my ear because i get bad ear infections while i was awake that sh*t hurt i flung up and they almost popped meh eardrum. they didnt even tell me so i wasnt redy and all of a sudden they are like "we're are putting sharp metal hooks in yer ear to put a drainage tune in okay here it is" or something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 My femur snapped in half on Christmas Morning.Wheelchair for 3' date=' Crutches for 5. :lol:[/quote'] I'm guessing that was in months? Ouch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted November 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 My femur snapped in half on Christmas Morning.Wheelchair for 3' date=' Crutches for 5. :lol:[/quote'] I'm guessing that was in months? Ouch... Jeez, that's nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 almost lost meh eyesight twicetime one=3 years old was sledding and leaned wrong way and meh 2 centimeters up from meh eye was gashed open. happy f*cking snow day. all i remember is sitting in teh waiting room and white and red. i still have teh sled to.time two=one year ago age twelve meh brother got a badminton birdie stuck on the roof of the garage. i get a stool and cant reach so i get a push broom and heave it up there missing it and having it land on meh head without thinking about teh down part of it all. If i hadnt flung meh head down i would be typing with a brail keyboard right now.my A$$ of a friend kept hitting my arm where i got my physical shots and i gots all infected.they put a tube in my ear because i get bad ear infections while i was awake that sh*t hurt i flung up and they almost popped meh eardrum. they didnt even tell me so i wasnt redy and all of a sudden they are like "we're are putting sharp metal hooks in yer ear to put a drainage tune in okay here it is" or something like that You are aware that no-one can be bothered to read your posts if you type like that, and those who get a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted November 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 almost lost meh eyesight twicetime one=3 years old was sledding and leaned wrong way and meh 2 centimeters up from meh eye was gashed open. happy f*cking snow day. all i remember is sitting in teh waiting room and white and red. i still have teh sled to.time two=one year ago age twelve meh brother got a badminton birdie stuck on the roof of the garage. i get a stool and cant reach so i get a push broom and heave it up there missing it and having it land on meh head without thinking about teh down part of it all. If i hadnt flung meh head down i would be typing with a brail keyboard right now.my A$$ of a friend kept hitting my arm where i got my physical shots and i gots all infected.they put a tube in my ear because i get bad ear infections while i was awake that sh*t hurt i flung up and they almost popped meh eardrum. they didnt even tell me so i wasnt redy and all of a sudden they are like "we're are putting sharp metal hooks in yer ear to put a drainage tune in okay here it is" or something like that You are aware that no-one can be bothered to read your posts if you type like that' date=' and those who get a headache.[/quote'] Oh, and ass isn't a swear word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Bind Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 almost lost meh eyesight twicetime one=3 years old was sledding and leaned wrong way and meh 2 centimeters up from meh eye was gashed open. happy f*cking snow day. all i remember is sitting in teh waiting room and white and red. i still have teh sled to.time two=one year ago age twelve meh brother got a badminton birdie stuck on the roof of the garage. i get a stool and cant reach so i get a push broom and heave it up there missing it and having it land on meh head without thinking about teh down part of it all. If i hadnt flung meh head down i would be typing with a brail keyboard right now.my A$$ of a friend kept hitting my arm where i got my physical shots and i gots all infected.they put a tube in my ear because i get bad ear infections while i was awake that sh*t hurt i flung up and they almost popped meh eardrum. they didnt even tell me so i wasnt redy and all of a sudden they are like "we're are putting sharp metal hooks in yer ear to put a drainage tune in okay here it is" or something like that You are aware that no-one can be bothered to read your posts if you type like that' date=' and those who get a headache.[/quote'] Oh, and ass isn't a swear word.people over do their typing to get about 3 more points *coughlolsadocough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 Once, I had a complicated liquid-removing operation at my right knee. The cool thing was that the pain was so excruciating they had to give me endorphins. yay..Sorry ManNothing bad ever happend to me ...you were born? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 I almost lost my eyesight twice.The first time is was 3 years old was sledding and leaned wrong way and my 2 centimeters up from my eye hit the corner of a picnic table and was gashed open. Happy f*cking snow day. All i remember is sitting in the waiting room and white and red. I still have the sled to.The second time was one year ago at age twelve. My brother got a badminton birdie stuck on the roof of the garage. I got a stool and cant reach it' date=' so i get a push broom and heave it up there, missing it. It came down and landed on my head without thinking about the down part of it all. If i hadn't flung my head down i would be typing with a brail keyboard right now.My Ass of a friend kept hitting my arm where i got my physical shots and it got infected.They put a tube in my ear because I get bad ear infections. They did it while i was awake. That sh*t hurt. I flung up and they almost popped my eardrum. They didn't even tell me so I wasn't prepared. All of a sudden they are like "We're are putting sharp metal hooks in your ear to put a drainage tube in okay here it is." or something like that[/quote'] You are aware that no-one can be bothered to read your posts if you type like that, and those who get a headache.[sarcasm]I am truly sorry. Is it better now?[/sarcasm]almost lost meh eyesight twicetime one=3 years old was sledding and leaned wrong way and meh 2 centimeters up from meh eye was gashed open. happy f*cking snow day. all i remember is sitting in teh waiting room and white and red. i still have teh sled to.time two=one year ago age twelve meh brother got a badminton birdie stuck on the roof of the garage. i get a stool and cant reach so i get a push broom and heave it up there missing it and having it land on meh head without thinking about teh down part of it all. If i hadnt flung meh head down i would be typing with a brail keyboard right now.my A$$ of a friend kept hitting my arm where i got my physical shots and i gots all infected.they put a tube in my ear because i get bad ear infections while i was awake that sh*t hurt i flung up and they almost popped meh eardrum. they didnt even tell me so i wasnt redy and all of a sudden they are like "we're are putting sharp metal hooks in yer ear to put a drainage tune in okay here it is" or something like that You are aware that no-one can be bothered to read your posts if you type like that' date=' and those who get a headache.[/quote'] Oh, and ass isn't a swear word.yeah i knowalmost lost meh eyesight twicetime one=3 years old was sledding and leaned wrong way and meh 2 centimeters up from meh eye was gashed open. happy f*cking snow day. all i remember is sitting in teh waiting room and white and red. i still have teh sled to.time two=one year ago age twelve meh brother got a badminton birdie stuck on the roof of the garage. i get a stool and cant reach so i get a push broom and heave it up there missing it and having it land on meh head without thinking about teh down part of it all. If i hadnt flung meh head down i would be typing with a brail keyboard right now.my A$$ of a friend kept hitting my arm where i got my physical shots and i gots all infected.they put a tube in my ear because i get bad ear infections while i was awake that sh*t hurt i flung up and they almost popped meh eardrum. they didnt even tell me so i wasnt redy and all of a sudden they are like "we're are putting sharp metal hooks in yer ear to put a drainage tune in okay here it is" or something like that You are aware that no-one can be bothered to read your posts if you type like that' date=' and those who get a headache.[/quote'] Oh, and ass isn't a swear word.people over do their typing to get about 3 more points *coughlolsadocough**coughnoijustwantedtotellmystoryidontcareaboutpointsidontusethemforanythinganymore exceptmaybelottoticketscouch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted November 14, 2009 Report Share Posted November 14, 2009 Getting tonsals removed, best surgery ever: Free Icecreame alll the timeNo schoolNot dieing from suffication Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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