BehindTheMask Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 For my English Class: Hey, I have a very serious problem. I'm crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a sushi bar. She lives about 20 minutes away, and our reservation was at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her goldfish died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny teddiursa. Holy banana sauce! (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy banana sauce! YES!", interrupting her mid-story(my lead pokemon was Typhloshion). She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even friggen care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR STUPID GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny teddiursa, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny teddiursa, gone forever. I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "I HATE YOU", and runs out of my house in tears. What have I done? I've messed up so badly, I thought. What can I do...then I realized it... The Teddiursa...her fish dying...going to the sushi bar... Then It hit me like a stack of bricks... We were both bears. I started charging at her, roaring. When I catch up to her, I get on my hind feet, and start slashing her. She starts biting me, and we start to make out. Then the Park Ranger comes out, and tries to shoot at us. We charge him, shredding him to pieces. The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 I lol'd. Nice one.Shiny Teddiursa! *-* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 .............epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted November 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Thanks ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 IT WAS KINDA PREDICTABLE but I guess it was ok in the long run. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayy lmao Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Yeah, this is totally one Oprah Winfrey show.[/thread] Why don't you just go and tell her you are deeply sorry and was a selfish minded fool for caring more about the game.I'm sorry I hit you and your goldfish died, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Last line is win. Oh, and I cried at the "DS was broken"-part. It was so sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted November 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 IT WAS KINDA PREDICTABLE but I guess it was ok in the long run. ^_^ ^_^ Yeah' date=' this is totally one Oprah Winfrey show.[/thread'] Why don't you just go and tell her you are deeply sorry and was a selfish minded fool for caring more about the game.I'm sorry I hit you and your goldfish died, too. Not a real story T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Why was she so upset about a freakin' goldfish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayy lmao Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Yeah' date=' this is totally one Oprah Winfrey show.[/thread'] Why don't you just go and tell her you are deeply sorry and was a selfish minded fool for caring more about the game.I'm sorry I hit you and your goldfish died, too. Not a real story T_T I'm an idiot, I didn't read English bit part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted November 15, 2009 Report Share Posted November 15, 2009 Anyone who takes you seriously should go die.Anyone who finds this even slightly amusing should use their intestines as a rope and swing into a bay of hungry piranhas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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