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Dude' date=' if your watching your weight, get a diet coke.

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SUBWAY IS THE WAY TO GO FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS

 

 

EAT FRESH~

 

I tried Subway, those things back on more pounds then you eat.

 

B-B-BUT the commercials say EAT FRESH

 

FRESH = HEALTHY?

 

No Fresh means Fresh Food, which isn't true I ordered a chicken sub from them and the chicken patty was brown and dry in the middle.

 

So, what you're saying is, I'm fat BECAUSE of Subway?

 

Yes, that is exactly what I am trying to say.

 

But my brother eats it too, and he doesn't get fat.

 

Maybe subway knows he knows too much.. Or he could have a high metabolism.

 

haha

 

Subway isn't that smart.

 

Explains why they use football players for their commercials.

 

So they can advertise football?

 

No, if they wanted to sell their product while saying it's healthy, they should target the chics who eat one piece of meat then run 3 miles.

 

 

That would make more people buy them.

 

Women are attracted to women running, if you haven't noticed.

 

Yes, that's the whole point. Their advertising strategy is so.. MCY.

 

This is making me think of gatorade commercials, you?

 

It's making me think of that Commercial this one group made to fight against what was it, Gay Marriage? And SNL made a spoof of it.

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Dude' date=' if your watching your weight, get a diet coke.

[/quote']

 

SUBWAY IS THE WAY TO GO FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS

 

 

EAT FRESH~

 

I tried Subway, those things back on more pounds then you eat.

 

B-B-BUT the commercials say EAT FRESH

 

FRESH = HEALTHY?

 

No Fresh means Fresh Food, which isn't true I ordered a chicken sub from them and the chicken patty was brown and dry in the middle.

 

So, what you're saying is, I'm fat BECAUSE of Subway?

 

Yes, that is exactly what I am trying to say.

 

But my brother eats it too, and he doesn't get fat.

 

Maybe subway knows he knows too much.. Or he could have a high metabolism.

 

haha

 

Subway isn't that smart.

 

Explains why they use football players for their commercials.

 

So they can advertise football?

 

No, if they wanted to sell their product while saying it's healthy, they should target the chics who eat one piece of meat then run 3 miles.

 

 

That would make more people buy them.

 

Women are attracted to women running, if you haven't noticed.

 

Yes, that's the whole point. Their advertising strategy is so.. MCY.

 

This is making me think of gatorade commercials, you?

 

It's making me think of that Commercial this one group made to fight against what was it, Gay Marriage? And SNL made a spoof of it.

 

I only watch SNL for The Lonely Island.

 

They're beastness.

 

But I've never seen said commercial.

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Dude' date=' if your watching your weight, get a diet coke.

[/quote']

 

SUBWAY IS THE WAY TO GO FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS

 

 

EAT FRESH~

 

I tried Subway, those things back on more pounds then you eat.

 

B-B-BUT the commercials say EAT FRESH

 

FRESH = HEALTHY?

 

No Fresh means Fresh Food, which isn't true I ordered a chicken sub from them and the chicken patty was brown and dry in the middle.

 

So, what you're saying is, I'm fat BECAUSE of Subway?

 

Yes, that is exactly what I am trying to say.

 

But my brother eats it too, and he doesn't get fat.

 

Maybe subway knows he knows too much.. Or he could have a high metabolism.

 

haha

 

Subway isn't that smart.

 

Explains why they use football players for their commercials.

 

So they can advertise football?

 

No, if they wanted to sell their product while saying it's healthy, they should target the chics who eat one piece of meat then run 3 miles.

 

 

That would make more people buy them.

 

Women are attracted to women running, if you haven't noticed.

 

Yes, that's the whole point. Their advertising strategy is so.. MCY.

 

This is making me think of gatorade commercials, you?

 

It's making me think of that Commercial this one group made to fight against what was it, Gay Marriage? And SNL made a spoof of it.

 

I only watch SNL for The Lonely Island.

 

They're beastness.

 

But I've never seen said commercial.

 

 

Here is the spoof:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGYEDzOVsxA

 

You can find the real one from there.

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Dude' date=' if your watching your weight, get a diet coke.

[/quote']

 

SUBWAY IS THE WAY TO GO FOR WEIGHT WATCHERS

 

 

EAT FRESH~

 

I tried Subway, those things back on more pounds then you eat.

 

B-B-BUT the commercials say EAT FRESH

 

FRESH = HEALTHY?

 

No Fresh means Fresh Food, which isn't true I ordered a chicken sub from them and the chicken patty was brown and dry in the middle.

 

So, what you're saying is, I'm fat BECAUSE of Subway?

 

Yes, that is exactly what I am trying to say.

 

But my brother eats it too, and he doesn't get fat.

 

Maybe subway knows he knows too much.. Or he could have a high metabolism.

 

haha

 

Subway isn't that smart.

 

Explains why they use football players for their commercials.

 

So they can advertise football?

 

No, if they wanted to sell their product while saying it's healthy, they should target the chics who eat one piece of meat then run 3 miles.

 

 

That would make more people buy them.

 

Women are attracted to women running, if you haven't noticed.

 

Yes, that's the whole point. Their advertising strategy is so.. MCY.

 

This is making me think of gatorade commercials, you?

 

It's making me think of that Commercial this one group made to fight against what was it, Gay Marriage? And SNL made a spoof of it.

 

I only watch SNL for The Lonely Island.

 

They're beastness.

 

But I've never seen said commercial.

 

 

Here is the spoof:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGYEDzOVsxA

 

You can find the real one from there.

 

I see, apparently they don't like storms.

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