Doomboi Posted November 22, 2009 Report Share Posted November 22, 2009 Discuss the legendary Ottoman slap.P.S. If any mod has a problem with me attracting members like this, tell me so and I'll remove it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7UiHFRkBZwIt can kill or break the jaws of the victim if done correctly. Discuss it. I know how to do it. The secret to it is your hand doesn't really slap but kinda slashes at the cheek, thereby breaking the jaws :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestLess-BoTics Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Falling Pizza hates misleading titles, so I suggest that you change it. Haha, thanks. :] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Nice. Does it really work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chemiclehero Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Turkish peoplez are too cool :D, The Ottoman slap ownz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Wouldn't it be easier to throw a shrapnel grenade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chemiclehero Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 It would, but people don't carry around Shrapnel Grenade's except me x3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Wouldn't it be easier to throw a shrapnel grenade? because people like DoP carry grenades... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chemiclehero Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Wouldn't it be easier to throw a shrapnel grenade? because people like DoP carry grenades... You could! Geeky intranetz people know how to get weapons off the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted November 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Falling Pizza hates misleading titles' date=' so I suggest that you change it. Haha, thanks. :']Someone changed it anyway. Wait a minute, was that you? Nice. Does it really work?Didn't try it yet but it probably does. Turkish peoplez are too cool :D' date=' The Ottoman slap ownz.[/quote']1- I know :D2- The Ottoman slap = Chuck Norris' only weakness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Falling Pizza hates misleading titles' date=' so I suggest that you change it. Haha, thanks. :']Someone changed it anyway. Wait a minute, was that you? Nice. Does it really work?Didn't try it yet but it probably does. Turkish peoplez are too cool :D' date=' The Ottoman slap ownz.[/quote']1- I know :D2- The Ottoman slap = Chuck Norris' only weakness. I don't get the big deal about Chuck Norris. He is just some fake buff karate loser/shitty B movie actor. I could kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corps Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Is this by any chance effective against crazed koala bears skilled in the dark arts that murdered your family when you were but a baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugiohrulez! Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Kool. Seems painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Wish I could do that D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted November 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 The Ottoman slap = Chuck Norris' only weakness. I don't get the big deal about Chuck Norris. He is just some fake buff karate loser/shitty B movie actor. I could kill him.Neither do I but I follow the trend. Bet anyone could kill him with the slap (or without it). Is this by any chance effective against crazed koala bears skilled in the dark arts that murdered your family when you were but a baby?Don't think so' date=' use a gun for that şit (note ş=sh) Kool. Seems painful.It is. It does any of the following:1-Kill2-Break neck3-Break jaws Wish I could do that D:I can. Ever since I learned it my problems were gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corps Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Is this by any chance effective against crazed koala bears skilled in the dark arts that murdered your family when you were but a baby?Don't think so' date=' use a gun for that şit (note ş=sh)[/quote'] WAIT A SECOND THAT WOULD MEAN YOU SWORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 yes, I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corps Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 HOLY CRAP MODS COME QUICK I CANT HOLD HIM MUCH LONGER NO WAIT HES BREAKING FREE FROM THE RESTRAINTS NO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOO BZZZZTPSSSSHHHHHTTTT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted November 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 No allcaps please. Let's get back on topic, shall we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corps Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 Let's not swear like bloody savages, shall we? :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted November 26, 2009 Report Share Posted November 26, 2009 That jabroni got owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted November 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Which b****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted November 27, 2009 Report Share Posted November 27, 2009 Greek bish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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