Silent Omega Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Today on the schoolbus, I was mugged by a guy with scissors ._. Now don't laugh at me, I would've fought back, but come on...he had scissors. Nobody on the bus wanted to help me because the guy was mentally retarded. Now discuss Retard people and how aweshum they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Lol... Really? Scissors? -_-Just push the scissors down. Also, those people are disgusting. I would have done SOMETHING useful to you >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 As I said, the guy was retarded ._. He looked like he was about to slice off my neck and suck my insides out. And that's nice man, I would've appreciated that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Lol... Really? Scissors? -_-Just push the scissors down. Also' date=' those people are disgusting. I would have done SOMETHING useful to you >.>[/quote'] Push 'em down where? I'd beat the guy up. Yeah... I'm an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 As I said' date=' the guy was retarded ._. He looked like he was about to slice off my neck and suck my insides out.[/quote'] So? He's not all there. So even if it's blind fury, it's still avoidable with more than one person. If he's strong or weak it doesn't matter. The bus is a small place. Ask a few people to move and get to safety. He couldn't keep up if things went well. @Dark: Top of the scissors or his hand. And you're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 I'm one of those people who doesn't care what happens around me ._. I was slightly annoyed by him though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallieBigs Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Seriously the top 10 things to do:1. Kick that guy in the jewels (if he knows how to feel pain)2. Run if you're on the empty side3. Grab the scissors and stab that guy in the eyes4. Find your friends you can take turns trying to kill the guy5. If you're on the empty side grab his after keeping his scissors in your grasp break his head against the window6. Steal the scissors throw them out the window7. on the window side, jump out the window8. Yell at the bus driver he could stop him9. Know martial arts they're your friends10. Talk it put (if you can lol) But one word to tell you: lolycm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Frostpaw Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Try being chased around a crowded 3rd grade classrom by some retarded kid holding a sharpened pencil, whose uncle is the principle, while there are no teachers in the room. The kid kept trying to stab me. Luckily, he wasn't very fast. That pencil was sharp enough to cut someone. He did the same thing almost everyday. That kid was weird. He left the school after the last day of 3rd grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Wait, were they pink scissors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Actually, yeah. ._. Kind of pink with a splash of green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muluck Posted November 23, 2009 Report Share Posted November 23, 2009 Lol... Really? Scissors? -_-Just push the scissors down. Also' date=' those people are disgusting. I would have done SOMETHING useful to you >.>[/quote'] Please correct me if I have interpereted this post incorrectly. But did you just say Retarded people are disgusting? If I was not mistaken, and if I am, I apologize. But this post is despicable, your fallacious attitude is incredibly unbefitting for one such as yourself. I'm shocked to be quite honest. Never the less, the presumed "retard" had Criminal Intent, which shows thought prior to the said action which means that he wasn't as mentally deranged has you thought Silent Omega. Not acting upon it, is as it stands a personal action that shouldn't be answered or based on the fact that the attacker was presumed to be "retarded". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Retarded or not, I'd sock the guy in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted November 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Retarded or not' date=' I'd sock the guy in the face.[/quote'] I thought that was your solution to everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Retarded or not' date=' I'd sock the guy in the face.[/quote'] I thought that was your solution to everything. Uhh... Not everything. Revenge is my solution to all problems. But revenge doesn't necessarily include violence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell-Razor Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Today on the schoolbus' date=' I was mugged by a guy with scissors ._. Now don't laugh at me, I would've fought back, but come on...he had scissors. Nobody on the bus wanted to help me because the guy was mentally retarded. Now discuss Retard people and how aweshum they are.[/quote'] Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Im really sorry i just had to laugh robbed by a retard haha, i find that hilarious. Why was the guy on your bus in the first place? Retard or no retard, scissors or no scissors i would whooped his retarded a$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 SH**, SCISSORS!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted November 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Yesh. They were really sharp and pointy and stuff man D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Unclean One: VK Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Hmmm. Scissors, he's gone too far. Pencils are okay, but scissors could really hurt someone. Well, I'd just beat the funk out of his punk ass. Then I'd take what I'd want from him. Money, pencils, books, money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted November 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 I lol'ed when you said "Books". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Wait, where was your bus driver? WTF? And why would you even stand on the bus? Was the bus moving? Where are the adults? Does your school have any rules? Wouldn't your bus driver do anything? Does your school have rules? Against...violent conduct? Wait, WTF? How could this have gone on on the bus? Improbable situation much? And I told you retards should be killed at birth... inb4nazi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 OMG you would hit him with a book and tell him to read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted November 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 More than a class goes to my bus, it's cramped. There were no more seats so I sat down on the floor. The guy who mugged me was on the seat next to me. The bus driver doesn't give a crap about what happens (He's also old, can't hear clearly. Then again, most people won't be able to hear a mugging with 50 kids shouting crap.). It was a school bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Lol... Really? Scissors? -_-Just push the scissors down. Also' date=' those people are disgusting. I would have done SOMETHING useful to you >.>[/quote'] Please correct me if I have interpereted this post incorrectly. But did you just say Retarded people are disgusting? I said that the people who didn't help him are disgusting. Especially if it's all of them. So you did get it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muluck Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 Lol... Really? Scissors? -_-Just push the scissors down. Also' date=' those people are disgusting. I would have done SOMETHING useful to you >.>[/quote'] Please correct me if I have interpereted this post incorrectly. But did you just say Retarded people are disgusting? I said that the people who didn't help him are disgusting. Especially if it's all of them. So you did get it wrong. I apologize it wasn't adequately written. No harm no foul I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 More than a class goes to my bus' date=' it's cramped. There were no more seats so I sat down on the floor. The guy who mugged me was on the seat next to me. The bus driver doesn't give a crap about what happens (He's also old, can't hear clearly. Then again, most people won't be able to hear a mugging with 50 kids shouting crap.). It was a [b']school[/b] bus. I see, my bus is normally not very full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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