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That's some stylish architecture and master carpentry right there. Obviously Jesus was involved.

 

Jesus picked up the car' date=' and threw it into the house?

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No no no.

 

Jesus DROVE the car into the house.

 

That makes soo much more sense.

 

 

But why would Jesus do such a thing?

 

He was drunk.

 

 

Couldn't he prevent that with his Godly powers, though?

 

They were also drunk.

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That's some stylish architecture and master carpentry right there. Obviously Jesus was involved.

 

Jesus picked up the car' date=' and threw it into the house?

[/quote']

 

No no no.

 

Jesus DROVE the car into the house.

 

That makes soo much more sense.

 

 

But why would Jesus do such a thing?

 

He was drunk.

 

 

Couldn't he prevent that with his Godly powers, though?

 

That's some stylish architecture and master carpentry right there. Obviously Jesus was involved.

 

Jesus picked up the car' date=' and threw it into the house?

[/quote']

 

No no no.

 

Jesus DROVE the car into the house.

 

That makes soo much more sense.

 

 

But why would Jesus do such a thing?

 

He was on heroine XD

 

Couldn't Jesus just use his godly powers to stop the drunkness?

 

Nope, unfortunately he was on crack too.

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That's some stylish architecture and master carpentry right there. Obviously Jesus was involved.

 

Jesus picked up the car' date=' and threw it into the house?

[/quote']

 

No no no.

 

Jesus DROVE the car into the house.

 

That makes soo much more sense.

 

 

But why would Jesus do such a thing?

 

He was drunk.

 

 

Couldn't he prevent that with his Godly powers, though?

 

He was to busy being on top of a bunch of heroines. HE WAS DISTRACTED

Which is why I ask why this crap was invented?

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That's some stylish architecture and master carpentry right there. Obviously Jesus was involved.

 

Jesus picked up the car' date=' and threw it into the house?

[/quote']

 

No no no.

 

Jesus DROVE the car into the house.

 

That makes soo much more sense.

 

 

But why would Jesus do such a thing?

 

He was drunk.

 

 

Couldn't he prevent that with his Godly powers, though?

 

He was to busy being on top of a bunch of heroines. HE WAS DISTRACTED

 

Then why couldn't he use his futuristic powers and become Kriss Angel and make the car teleport into the middle of a local mall?

 

And Jesus never is distracted, he's Jesus.

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That's some stylish architecture and master carpentry right there. Obviously Jesus was involved.

 

Jesus picked up the car' date=' and threw it into the house?

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No no no.

 

Jesus DROVE the car into the house.

 

That makes soo much more sense.

 

 

But why would Jesus do such a thing?

 

He was drunk.

 

 

Couldn't he prevent that with his Godly powers, though?

 

He was to busy being on top of a bunch of heroines. HE WAS DISTRACTED

Which is why I ask why this crap was invented?

 

Yeah, I totally feel you. Heroes > Heroines all the way. Women in equal opportunity roles. What were they thinking?

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That's some stylish architecture and master carpentry right there. Obviously Jesus was involved.

 

Jesus picked up the car' date=' and threw it into the house?

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No no no.

 

Jesus DROVE the car into the house.

 

That makes soo much more sense.

 

 

But why would Jesus do such a thing?

 

He was drunk.

 

 

Couldn't he prevent that with his Godly powers, though?

 

He was to busy being on top of a bunch of heroines. HE WAS DISTRACTED

Which is why I ask why this crap was invented?

 

Yeah, I totally feel you. Heroes > Heroines all the way. Women in equal opportunity roles. What were they thinking?

I meant Heroine, the drug. I actually respect the Women in Equal Oppertuinity, plus trying to stop Child Labor. THANK GOD THEY DID.

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That's some stylish architecture and master carpentry right there. Obviously Jesus was involved.

 

Jesus picked up the car' date=' and threw it into the house?

[/quote']

 

No no no.

 

Jesus DROVE the car into the house.

 

That makes soo much more sense.

 

 

But why would Jesus do such a thing?

 

He was drunk.

 

 

Couldn't he prevent that with his Godly powers, though?

 

He was to busy being on top of a bunch of heroines. HE WAS DISTRACTED

Which is why I ask why this crap was invented?

 

Yeah, I totally feel you. Heroes > Heroines all the way. Women in equal opportunity roles. What were they thinking?

 

They take advantage of this by seducing their bosses.

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That's some stylish architecture and master carpentry right there. Obviously Jesus was involved.

 

Jesus picked up the car' date=' and threw it into the house?

[/quote']

 

No no no.

 

Jesus DROVE the car into the house.

 

That makes soo much more sense.

 

 

But why would Jesus do such a thing?

 

He was drunk.

 

 

Couldn't he prevent that with his Godly powers, though?

 

He was to busy being on top of a bunch of heroines. HE WAS DISTRACTED

Which is why I ask why this crap was invented?

 

Yeah, I totally feel you. Heroes > Heroines all the way. Women in equal opportunity roles. What were they thinking?

 

They take advantage of this by seducing their bosses.

It's easy to do it. Unless the boss is of the same gender... unless they're gay. *Shivers*

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That Dionysus chick is one fine new-half.

 

it SUCKS!

 

It absolutely does. It's horrible' date=' I can't see how somebody would drink and get drunk and then drive and smash their car and pay and then do it again. <.<

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You'll understand when you're older.

 

You aren't considered mature unless you fulfill or fail to fulfill the measure of success fabricated by society and conform to generally everything. :S

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Yes i no it tastes good' date=' and is fun drinking it with friends, but why go driving after you have drank a considerable amount?

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psst kid

 

you know that thing alcohol does to you right

 

what you dont

 

well uh ok

 

bye

 

Shut up like how would you no, i bet your some 12 year old then or something, stay out of my threads k u ain't wanted or needed and give no useful info or input i should neg u but u ain't worth it

 

And anyway since thread is getting spammy i think i will get this all locked up

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