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The 6 Apocalypses


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What's your favorite apocalypse?  

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  1. 1. What's your favorite apocalypse?



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There 5 kinds are apocalypses. The nature apocalypse, the machine apocalypse, the zombie apocalypse, the "self" apocalypse, the alien apocalypse, and the God apocalypse.

Tell me if I'm missing any @_@ Once I get 'em all I'll make a poll for your fav.

 

 

[align=center]Nature - Something on Earth, besides machines, humans, or animals, take over/the world explodes/implodes/freezes over/burns up

 

Machine - Machines take over

 

Zombie - Zombies take over

 

Self - Humans vs. humans kinda thing, pretty much we kill everybody

 

Alien - Aliens take over/blow up the Earth

 

God - God kills us all[/align]

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Zombie = Left 4 Dead-kinda stuff

 

Alien = The Mist/Cloverfield-kinda stuff

 

Nature = The Happening-kinda stuff

 

Machine = Can't think of a movie right now-kinda stuff

 

Nuclear apocalypse' date=' when we destroy each other with our nukes I guess...

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I guess I could add a "self" apocalypse

 

 

EDIT: I added the explanations...

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Zombie = Left 4 Dead-kinda stuff

 

Alien = The Mist/Cloverfield-kinda stuff

 

Nature = The Happening-kinda stuff

 

Machine = Can't think of a movie right now-kinda stuff

 

Nuclear apocalypse' date=' when we destroy each other with our nukes I guess...

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I guess I could add a "self" apocalypse

 

according to your logic,

 

I can survive the zombie apocalypse by finding a Vietnam veteran, an 18 year old college flunky girl, and a African American store manager to make it out alive.

 

BRILLIANT

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Zombie = Left 4 Dead-kinda stuff

 

Alien = The Mist/Cloverfield-kinda stuff

 

Nature = The Happening-kinda stuff

 

Machine = Can't think of a movie right now-kinda stuff

 

Nuclear apocalypse' date=' when we destroy each other with our nukes I guess...

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I guess I could add a "self" apocalypse

 

according to your logic,

 

I can survive the zombie apocalypse by finding a Vietnam veteran, an 18 year old college flunky girl, and a African American store manager to make it out alive.

 

BRILLIANT

 

YES.

 

Flying Grizzly bears =/= Nature

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Zombie = Left 4 Dead-kinda stuff

 

Alien = The Mist/Cloverfield-kinda stuff

 

Nature = The Happening-kinda stuff

 

Machine = Can't think of a movie right now-kinda stuff

 

Nuclear apocalypse' date=' when we destroy each other with our nukes I guess...

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I guess I could add a "self" apocalypse

 

according to your logic,

 

I can survive the zombie apocalypse by finding a Vietnam veteran, an 18 year old college flunky girl, and a African American store manager to make it out alive.

 

BRILLIANT

 

According to Valve's logic, yes.

 

 

Flying Grizzly bears =/= Nature

Ikno but I can't add a Flying Grizzly Bear Apoc. <_<

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Your logic is very poor judging by films

 

In the bible it states the four horsemen of the apocalypse will be

 

1. White Horse - I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.

 

Someone trying to conquer, we have already seen this fulfilled numerous amounts of times

 

2. Red Horse - When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!" Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a huge sword.

 

War among men, also seen numerous times.

 

3. Black Horse - When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"

 

Famine which we have seen and see everyday in 3rd world countries.

 

4. Pale Horse (Pale Green Horse) - When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" I looked and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

 

Overall death, by plague, famine and the beast's of the earth, we have seen plagues before as famines wild beasts will attack people so you can say we have seen this before so is all gods so called apocalypse false or what

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Flying Grizzly bears =/= Nature

Ikno but I can't add a Flying Grizzly Bear Apoc. <_<

 

Yes you can. You click the edit button' date=' and type: Flying Grizzly Bear Apocalypse. It's not that difficult.

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-shoots-

 

Your logic is very poor judging by films

 

In the bible it states the four horsemen of the apocalypse will be

 

1. White Horse - I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder' date=' "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.

 

Someone trying to conquer, we have already seen this fulfilled numerous amounts of times

 

2. Red Horse - When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!" Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a huge sword.

 

War among men, also seen numerous times.

 

3. Black Horse - When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"

 

Famine which we have seen and see everyday in 3rd world countries.

 

4. Pale Horse (Pale Green Horse) - When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" I looked and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.

 

Overall death, by plague, famine and the beast's of the earth, we have seen plagues before as famines wild beasts will attack people so you can say we have seen this before so is all gods so called apocalypse false or what

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And this has to do with...what?

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You are talking about apocalypses , yes as i taught your young and have no clue, you believe in sci-fi way to much, thinking these idiotic thoughts that trees will kill us all e.t.c... i was merely contradicting is there such a chance of a god apocalypse because the signs have all come b4 us numerous times but nothing has happened, there in is only 1 thing that will be a so called apocalypse in millions of years the sun will implode or explode destroying all existence on this planet

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