MOST EPIC CARDS THAT ARE EPIC'R THEN ALL EPIC CARDS. Did i forget to mention EPIC

[dhero29]

First time making cards

 

 

Special summon Mr. Tweetum from your deck, hand, graveyard, side deck, or removed from play. Watch Yu-gi-oh The Abrigded Series. For everytime friendship is said, Mr.Tweetums gets 500 ATK and DEF points.

 

 

[1 Turner + 1 or more chesticles]

Once per turn, you can put a breast counter on your oppenents monster. If this card battles with a monster with a breast counter it is instantly sucked into Mai clevage. This card is destroyed if the field card "Plastic Surgery" is not faced up on the field.

 

 

When this is Summoned, Special Summon 2 "Raped Children" Tokens. For each Token on the field, this card gains 100 ATK points.Once per turn, by discarding 1 card from your hand, you can Special Summon an addition Token.By tributing 3 Tokens, you can add 1 "Pedo Playground" from your Deck to your hand.

[Stealthumbreon]

Sorry, they are bad cards, stop multiposting, fake types, inappropiate cards, descriptions on Spell/Trap/Effect cards, but since you're new... ah screw it, i've lost my most valuable collection toy today, -1/10. If I was in a good mood I would've given it 3/10.

[Michico]

You should post this in the joke card section

 

still,7/10.

[DroutTrigger]

wouldn't this cards go into the joke section?

[Scyire]

JOKE CARDS

 

(they were slightly epic, tho)

[BrenTenkage]

I expected a rickroll card