Enma Ai Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 [align=center]I hope this is acceptable, anyway; Once upon a time, there was a nonconformist sparrow who decided to not fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather had turned so cold that he reluctantly decided to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings, and he fell to earth nearly frozen solid, landing in a barnyard. A cow passed by where the sparrow had fallen and crapped on the little bird. The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings! Warm and happy and able to breath, the sparrow started to sing. Just then, a large cat came by and heard the chirping. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him. The moral of the story: Everyone who craps on you (gets you in trouble) is not necessarily your enemy; everyone who gets you out of crap (gets you out of trouble) is not necessarily your friend; and if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap (in a pile of trouble), you might just want to keep your mouth shut.[/align] Incase I have to make this a valid topic: discuss silly stories that teach you important lessons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pervy Boy Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Nice moral and story. It gets it's point across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Your enemy was once your mother.You were once their mother.They were your daughter and you were their daughter.[/threaD] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pervy Boy Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 that mkes no sense. Even to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Ai Posted December 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Your enemy was once your mother.You were once their mother.They were your daughter and you were their daughter.[/threaD] Wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Oleon~ Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Hmmm.... I fail to see the funny in this story. But I succeed to see the absoloute hilarity. This is mainly about dung right? I don't wanna risk what you said otherwise I might get my warning level raised...again. This is quite funny, but not gonna make me go into hysterics of laughter. But its funny. So, I'll give you the benefit of a smile. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 lolz =) funny story good moral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayy lmao Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Cool story, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 ...ROFLMAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 No one understood mine. :( Cool story nonetheless @ kidwhomaedtehthraed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 7, 2009 Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 The story itself was "good", but... I hope this is acceptable lolwut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Ai Posted December 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2009 Just incase someone felt like warning me, people are strict now-a-days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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