Please Stop Throwing Your Cigarettes on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

[Lemniscate]

^Saw this on a site devoted to showing funny signs in the US.

 

Discuss sites like FML, Passive Aggressive Notes, and It Made My Day.

 

Gogogogogogo.

[Father Wolf]

i think cockroaches would be the least of your concerns, if ur throw ur cigs on the floor. That sheet can start fires.

[Father Wolf]

i think cockroaches would be the least of your concerns, if ur throw ur cigs on the floor. That sheet can start fires.

[Dweller of Parables]

I lol'd at the title and expected something cool like a bigger joke.

To my dismay...I found a discussion of FML where people BS it all.

[Lemniscate]

I personally don't like FML, and since you would like a bigger discussion, this conversation is now about cancer.

[Dweller of Parables]

But we know cancer is bad :/

[Lemniscate]

Do we?

I for one love cancer, I think everyone should have it (not an actual opinion, but for now, roll with it anyway).

[Tentacruel]

Do we?

I for one love cancer' date=' I think everyone should have it (not an actual opinion, but for now, roll with it anyway).

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[Dweller of Parables]

Do we?

I for one love cancer' date=' I think everyone should have it (not an actual opinion, but for now, roll with it anyway).

[/quote']

 

Elaborate...pl0x?

[ihop]

Cancer?

Crabs are good to eat.

[Dweller of Parables]

Crabs are terrible and filthy.

They are also eyesores.

[Jinzo]

Heh heh crabs......

[Dark]

Please stop clicking the URL to /b/, the internet-goers are getting cancer.

 

FML makes me feel better about my shitty life.

[Lemniscate]

For all you population control lovers, cancer is good.

For those who believe in the wrath of God, cancer is the hand of the Lord, come to smite the wicked.

For you sadistic sorts, it's just funny.

 

There's why cancer is good, it depends on how you look at it.

 

(Please again, I do not agree with this statement; I am posting this again so that no idiot starts to say I'm evil, which has happened before, thank you for your cooperation)

[Davok]

Cancer is only horrible because those damn cells are too lazy to mutate positively.

 

Damn lethargic bastards.

[Lemniscate]

I don't think it's as much lethargy as it is a sort of Bolshevik uprising in your cells, brought about by that horrible old communist, Doctor Ryan Neiderlander. (for those of you who understand the joke, I applaud you; to those who don't, look harder)

[Davok]

Eh, just nuke the damn commies. Pump our Killer T Cells full of roids, and we're good to go.

[Dark]

cancer is the hand of the Lord, come to smite the wicked

 

I should have cancer right about... now.

 

And what is this thread about? Cancer, cockroaches or funny signs? o_O

[Tentacruel]

cancer is the hand of the Lord' date=' come to smite the wicked[/i']

 

I should have cancer right about... now.

 

And what is this thread about? Cancer, cockroaches or funny signs? o_O

Its about cancer. We can cure cancer. We just first gotta find some way to make Chuck Norris cry...

[Dark]

Kick him in the crotch.

 

If he is a man, he'll cry.

If he is a woman, make fun of her, and she'll cry.