Jinzo Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 In Naruto ninjas could walk on water, heal people, and raise the dead.Does this mean that..........JESUS WAS A NINJA?????Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 No you idiot. 1) Naruto ain't realand second Jesus is dead.. so he could do all of that. (idk I'm not religious) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 I'd say yes. Jesus was a ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 1) Naruto ain't real It also sucks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 but the proof is there. Naruto was based on jesus, even if jesus wasn't a ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 The lake was frozen when Jesus walked on it. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 were you there? I don't think so. (lolz) Naruto was based on Jesus. SO jesus was the first ninja (naruto ninja or not) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted December 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Then how did peter fall in hmmm?The disciples were in a boat when this happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Then how did peter fall in hmmm?The disciples were in a boat when this happened were all in a boat too. How do people fall through ice these days? Also, Jesus didn't even walk on water to begin with. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Then how did peter fall in hmmm?The disciples were in a boat when this happened were all in a boat too. How do people fall through ice these days?Global Warming duh jkingAlso' date=' Jesus didn't even walk on water to begin with. =/[/quote'] Jinzo this is your biggest fail yet. lolSkuldur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 if he didn't, where did the concept of naruto come in? Kishimoto's head? Please. Jesus waledk on water. Not to mention he healed people and raised the dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted December 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Oops screwed my post up...imma fix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 if he didn't' date=' where did the concept of naruto come in? Kishimoto's head? Please. [b']Jesus waledk on water. Not to mention he healed people and raised the dead.[/b] Maybe because ninjas could walk on water in old stories. Also, proof for the bold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Umm, Jesus didn't walk on water because of Global Warming. It was Global Cooling. DUH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted December 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Thru trials of extreme prayer...........agh your a douche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Ninjas could walk on water? Yeah, like ninjas always had chakra, huh? I've never heard of ninjas in real life that coudl walk on water. They cousl sneak and assasinate, but leave the frikin water walkin to jesus. He healed ppl, as it says in the bible. He brought back th dead (AKA himself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Umm' date=' Jesus didn't walk on water because of Global Warming. It was Global Cooling. DUH.[/quote'] I know that, I was answering why people fell throw Ice, it was a joke. Thru trials of extreme prayer...........agh I'm a douche Thank you for admitting it. Ninjas could walk on water? Yeah' date=' like ninjas always had chakra, huh? I've never heard of ninjas in real life that coudl walk on water. They cousl sneak and assasinate, but leave the frikin water walkin to jesus.[/b'] He healed ppl, as it says in the bible. He brought back th dead (AKA himself) Japanese myths you just got to love them. Ya know what myths are i presume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Ninjas could walk on water? Yeah' date=' like ninjas always had chakra, huh? I've never heard of ninjas in real life that coudl walk on water. They cousl sneak and assasinate, but leave the frikin water walkin to jesus. He healed ppl, as it says in the bible. He brought back th dead (AKA himself)[/quote'] Evil wizards exist, as it says in Harry Potter. Mythbusters even did an experiment on the subject of "Could ninjas walk on water". So there were at least stories of ninjas that could walk on water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 mythbusters... and I'm sure it was a complete sucess, huh? Ninjas walking on water... preposterous. Oh well, wether he did or not these things, the only explanation for his epicness is that he was a ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Evil wizards exist' date=' as it says in Harry Potter.[/quote'] Now listen here 'Arry 'cause it important. Not all wizards are good, some of them go bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 mythbusters... and I'm sure it was a complete sucess' date=' huh? Ninjas walking on water... preposterous. Oh well, wether he did or not these things, the only explanation for his epicness is that he was a ninja.[/quote'] It failed. But if you're going to use that as a basis to claim that ninjas could not walk on water and only Jesus could, then you're an idiot. People from Western Asia, walking on water. That's just as preposterous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Yep. With Ol' Voldy being a prime example. (how did this go from ninjas and jesus to harry potter?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Because bad wizards are going to take over the world. =O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Bad wizards are going to take over the world. You guys OBVIOUSLY haven't seen Lord of the Rings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 I haven't. But I can do a british accent, so I'm happy in life. (no sense whatsoever) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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