Guest Welche Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Santa Clause is canadian. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 Santa ClausVVVVVVVVSatanClaus - "Hooved feet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 So Santa is a hoove footed devil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Santa Clause doesn't exist. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Santa Clause doesn't exist. :/Then who was making passionate sex with my mother? Definately not the Easter Bunny. Everyone knows he's gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Santa Claus is actually Turkish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 I always thought he was German... St. Nicholas. The dude that puts oranges and candy in your dirty socks :/ Classic...I always thought he was German... St. Nicholas. The dude that puts oranges and candy in your dirty socks :/ Classic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Santa Claus is actually Fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Santa Claus is actually Fat. Okay, now you're just making stuff up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugioh42 Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 He is England, thats were Saint Nicholas started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 He is England' date=' thats were Saint Nicholas started.[/quote'] Santa is England?How the heck would England fit down my chimney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 He is England' date=' thats were Saint Nicholas started.[/quote'] Santa is England?How the heck would England fit down my chimney? very carefully, silly goose! ^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Fat bastard keeps stealing mah cookiez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Fat bastard keeps stealing mah cookiez. That is why you make them sugar free. No one likes that crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Fat bastard keeps stealing mah cookiez. That is why you make them sugar free. No one likes that crap. If you leave sugar-free cookies, Santa won't clean up all of the reindeer s***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Considering that Russia has claimed the North Pole, Santa is Russian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Fat bastard keeps stealing mah cookiez. Fat bastard keeps stealing mah cookiez. And he thinks coal is going to make up for it D: That is why you make them sugar free. No one likes that crap. Um' date=' yeah...yeah...nobody likes sugar free cookies...uh-uh...not me...not anybody...yeah...[/b'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Considering that Russia has claimed the North Pole' date=' Santa is Russian.[/quote']In Soviet Russia, Rudolph runs over your Granddad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 The magnetic north pole is in Canada therefore he is canadian. The actual north pole is over water, so Santa doesn't like there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XP_Lulz Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 The magnetic north pole is in Canada therefore he is canadian. The actual north pole is over water' date=' so Santa doesn't like there.[/b'] >.> Pffff How do you know? For all we know, Santa could be a merman. Or even a fish person. Even a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 The magnetic north pole is in Canada therefore he is canadian. The actual north pole is over water' date=' so Santa doesn't like there.[/b'] >.> Pffff How do you know? For all we know, Santa could be a merman. Or even a fish person. Even a fish. If he was one of those then flying in the sky for about 24 hours would kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 The magnetic north pole is in Canada therefore he is canadian. The actual north pole is over water' date=' so Santa doesn't like there.[/b'] >.> Pffff How do you know? For all we know, Santa could be a merman. Or even a fish person. Even a fish. If he was one of those then flying in the sky for about 24 hours would kill him. riding in a fishbowlcontrolling in a fishbowlIt is Santa Claus. You expect nothing less and nothing more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 The magnetic north pole is in Canada therefore he is canadian. The actual north pole is over water' date=' so Santa doesn't like there.[/b'] >.> Pffff How do you know? For all we know, Santa could be a merman. Or even a fish person. Even a fish. If he was one of those then flying in the sky for about 24 hours would kill him. riding in a fishbowlcontrolling in a fishbowlIt is Santa Claus. You expect nothing less and nothing more.I expect his reindeers have some trouble flying in their fish bowls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 He's drinking lots of alcohol and enters houses without permission. Yeah, what an idol. And Santa is Mesopotamic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 The magnetic north pole is in Canada therefore he is canadian. The actual north pole is over water' date=' so Santa doesn't like there.[/b'] >.> Pffff How do you know? For all we know, Santa could be a merman. Or even a fish person. Even a fish. If he was one of those then flying in the sky for about 24 hours would kill him. riding in a fishbowlcontrolling in a fishbowlIt is Santa Claus. You expect nothing less and nothing more.I expect his reindeers have some trouble flying in their fish bowls? it is a mispronunciation. RAIN DEER.They are formed from water that come dripping from his bowl when he clocks 88 mph back to the future.Then when he lands to give the gifts, the drops from the rain deer just pour down making you see nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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