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Welche the crab

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You are all idiots. Santa is obviously a manbearpig. Black bear fur, plus light pig skin, equals the red suit, and he has a humanoid figure.

 

In all seriousness, Santa does not go around delivering presents to the world, you yourselves do. Santa Clause encouraged us and gave us the tradition (of course, the magi came first, but St. Nick was more influential, for so I believe.), and now his tradition and spirit encourages us to give on Christmas.

 

Some it DOES effect, and some it does not. You must be truly un-selfish and giving in order to accept the spirit of Christmas, and give to others, and those who do not accept it just plain do not get the satisfaction of giving.

 

This, my friends, is Santa Clause.

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