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Skippy Canoe

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Hey, so why not discuss the weirdest things your teachers/professors/instructors/nuns do. : /

 

Howz about my story?

 

Let's start with my homeroom teacher, Mrs. K. I have two stories with her.

 

First story: We were all quietly working on some assignment, and the phone rings. Mrs. K goes and picks it up (NORLY?) and gasps loudly. Everyone looked at her. Then she said "THAT'S HORRIBLE...!" and said bye and hung up. Then she looked at us, smiled, and said "Nothing." She said something about drama among teachers.

 

Next, A story of Mrs. K and Mr. S, my team teachers. Mrs. K, my homeroom teacher, is always picked on by Mr. S, my science teacher. Today, he really was making fun of her. SCRIPT FORM! *tingtingtingtingting*

 

Mr. S: Class, whether you are on the good side *points to his class* or the bad side *points to our class,* you must turn this in on Mrs. K's overhead *bla bla bla whatever not important*

 

Mrs. K: *turns away, smiling* Ur mom.

 

Lol you had to be there.

 

Mr. L, my sixth grade adv. math teacher ate cough drops like tasty pretzel sticks. He was just weird in general, though...

 

Dishcush!

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I almost faced expulsion for not dressing out in Gym one year. >_>

 

This is on topic because I find it very weird that teachers could take something so stupid so seriously.

 

I actually almost failed Gym for this very point. My school has exactly 45 days each marking-period. Give or take.

 

In Gym they told me you lose 1 point each day you don't change into shorts and white shirt. So I didn't change for 30 of the 45 days. I should of got a 70 right? Wrong I got a 65, the next marking period I got a 50. I actually had to start changing because my teacher is full of it. (passed Gym for the year with a 67 average lol)

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For gym, they assigned an old female teacher to the boys (DIfferent gyms for different gender <.<) an a young male for the girls. Now, I'm just worried about the girls.

 

Mah old 1st Grade Teacher liked to smoke in secret, right in the classroom. If a staff member comes in, she just hides it ;D Probably explains my friend's asthma...

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We had this on our tests.

 

True or False: "The deepest point on the earth is the Mariana trench, which if found in the Indian Ocean.

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The Zooxanthalle have what kind of relationship with coral polyps?

a. Mutual b. ectosymbiotic

c. parasitic d. don't remember

They have an endosymbiotic, mutual relationship.

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