Willieh Posted December 12, 2009 Report Share Posted December 12, 2009 I saw this on the Colbert Report, and didn't believe it. Turns out I'm wrong. [align=center] Krampus is a mythical creature who accompanies Saint Nicholas in various regions of the world during the Christmas season. The word Krampus originates from the Old High German word for claw (Krampen). In the Alpine regions' date=' Krampus is represented by an incubus-like creature. While Saint Nicholas gives gifts to good children, the Krampus warns and punishes bad children. Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly in the evening of December 5, and roam the streets frightening children and women with rusty chains and bells. In some rural areas the tradition also includes birching by Krampus, especially of young girls.Modern Krampus costumes consist of Larve (wooden masks), sheep's skin, and horns. Considerable effort goes into the manufacture of the hand-crafted masks, and many younger adults in rural communities compete in the Krampus events.[/quote'][/align] TL;DR: Satan-like monster that follows Santa, terrorizing young children. Discuss :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I have a new way to make Christmas hell. Yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I know what I'm doing for Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Most metal thing I've even read/seen. Your my hero Willieh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 SICK!Now there's a Horror Christmas Movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 U POSTED A THREAD IN MUSIC THAT BELONGED IN GENERAL! THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE!!!!! Anyway moved that sexy guy. He reminds me of the Housécker that people celebrate where I live along with St Nicholas.Some black-clothed old guy who punishes kids.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 And they Christmas wasn't cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 So its a demon thing that goes around raping punishing children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Dad! I thought I'd never see his face again! =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Dad! I thought I'd never see his face again! =D Why don't you join him so I can meet your sexy self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Oh my god I $h1t myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chex Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Lol enough said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BehindTheMask Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Krampus is my hiro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Bishop Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 I.. want.. my.. name.. changed.. to.. KRAMPUS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon© Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Pedobear is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Bishop Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 I lost my best friend because I posted a Pedobear sig.. =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 After views on what should be exposed to children started changing, Santa had to adapt with the times. Poor Krampus had to go. He now does children's parties. Times have changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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